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Adrien went to class while Plagg ditched him and went to his owner's locker to eat camembert~✨. Even though the unlucky kwami is irresponsible, he only does it when he can come back whenever needed, like he never left, and apparently when everyone is talking about the new pizza parlor. The line was supposedly long, and the ham and cheese were delectable! (Even though many complained that the Hawaiian pizza flavor was the best...) The black kwami was going to sing to his camembert because 'she will be jealous' and think that he's 'cheating' on her.
While lost in his own mind, Tikki noticed him, and as a very responsible being, followed discreetly to reprimand him [read: punish].
Plagg was successful at his quest, now opening the wheel of cheese.
"Camembert, Camembert, Camembert, everyone's fighting over pizza, no one's fighting over you. Yet you're so much more cheesygoing, grater, and a hundred years older than her."
Just as he was about to eat the whole serving, Tikki revealed her head through the locker side for him to see her phase.
"Old, huh? I'm as old as the world! Care to fight me?" Tikki gave an indiscernible look, (angrily teasing???) and Plagg was petrified hearing her high pitched teasing tone. (Or was it sarcastic??)
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"
And that's how a high squeal of a man's voice was heard through the whole school.
Bonus:
"I'm sorry, Tikki! Please stop chasing me!" Plagg ran for his life, knowing the consequence of his 'cheese rendezvous'.
Meanwhile, the truth is it was a double entendre.
In Tikki's mind: 'Sugarcube, huh? I'm so much older than cheese, and I can give him everything he needs!' Of course, she wouldn't voice it out loud. It's hard for them now, but maybe when the miraculous era has ended, they can finally be together.
(Kwamis can't fall in love? Maybe that means to fall in love with humans. Hehehh.)