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[remus lupin & sirius black]
4:16pm
sirius: hey do u have the supplies you need for the sketches
sirius: like can i help at all idk
remus: i’m all good i’ve got like a million different types of sketchbooks lying around and it’s becoming an issue
remus: that was a lot of words damn
sirius: LMAO ur good
remus: you have a working printer and all that?
sirius: yeah don’t worry abt me
5:03pm
remus: ok why the fuck are we being so small-talk-y
sirius: idk 😭😭 forgive me
remus: no it’s my bad 😣
remus: well shit now we r doing it again just with emojis
sirius: it’s alright we barely even really know each other
sirius: here
sirius: what’s your favorite colour
remus: right now im into a sort of dark red-violet
sirius: good choice
remus: what’s yours?
sirius: call me basic but literally black
remus: nah it’s probably in my top 5
sirius: my friend marlene always gives me shit about it
remus: marlene sounds like she has no taste
sirius: i think it’s secretly her favorite too but she wants to be different than me
remus: is she bullying you 😢
remus: do you need help 😢
sirius: bitch
remus: hi
sirius: ugh well what’s your fav food
remus: i’m torn between pizza and macaroni and cheese
remus: issue at hand: i am lactose and gluten intolerant
sirius: damn
sirius: double homicide
remus: well how abt you
sirius: anything from taco bell
remus: top two orders from taco bell
sirius: cinnamon twists and doritos locos tacos
remus: i still haven’t had the doritos locos
sirius: well get them??
remus: i’m not in my doritos moment rn though
sirius: elaborate
remus: i go through phases in my life where i either love or just don’t prefer doritos
remus: same with bananas
sirius: well if you “just don’t prefer doritos” then you don’t hate them
sirius: so get them!
remus: ugh fine
sirius: so when are you getting them? i expect a full review
remus: you’re very passionate about these tacos aren’t you?
sirius: yes now answer my question
remus: idk
remus: when i have time
remus: i don’t have a car
sirius: hm
sirius: omg
sirius: you know who does have a car?
sirius: my brother james
remus: james potter?
sirius: uh yeah?
remus: DUDE
sirius: ??
remus: THE ONE WHO IS OBSESSED WITH LILY EVANS??
sirius: yeah?
sirius: WAIT DO YOU KNOW LILY
remus: KNOW LILY?
remus: BITCH I SPEND HALF OF MY TIME IN HER DORM
sirius: OH GOD ARE YOU TWO DATING?
remus: EW BITCH NO
sirius: THANK GOD
sirius: CUZ THEN ID HAVE TO EXPLAIN TO JAMES THAT I WANTED THE PERSON WHO WAS DATING HIS SOULMATE TO GO GET TACOS WITH US
remus: AW
remus: wait james is your brother?
sirius: not biologically no
sirius: but legally and emotionally 🥺🙏😍
remus: ah alright
[New Group Chat: remus lupin, sirius black, & james potter]
5:32pm
sirius: prongs
sirius: widdle baby boy 🥺
sirius: where are you 🥺
james: what’s this
[sirius black changed chat name to: james takes us to taco bell!]
james: bitch
james: you know me so well
sirius: i know i do
james: hi remus!
remus: hii
james: so when are we going to taco bell?
sirius: we haven’t gotten that far yet
remus: well i mean when are you guys free?
james: i’m always free for taco bell
sirius: i’m always free
james: so, remus, when are you free?
remus: my gender studies class ends tomorrow at 1:15 and that’s my last of the day so any time after that is fine
james: 1:20 it is!
remus: lmao sounds good
sirius: fuck yeah
[tortured artists 😭]
3:34pm
picasso: now wtf was that remus
van gogh: what
picasso: you fully just got flirted with by black
van gogh: no i didn’t?
picasso: i’ve seen him in action before and trust me remus, that was flirting
van gogh: and what do you know about flirting dorcas?
picasso: a lot
van gogh: oh yeah for sure
van gogh: you definitely did so so well flirting with alice last year
picasso: conversation ended fuck you
[the marauders and co.]
3:34pm
padfoot: hi hello hi
marlene: yes?
prongs: hello hi hello
marlene: are we making patterns now or something
padfoot: no
padfoot: but
padfoot: important announcement
padfoot: 🗣
mary: ooo what
padfoot: pretty tall boy in my art class
prongs: aww
marlene: so did u try to flirt and catastrophically fuck up?
padfoot: no that’s james
padfoot: i’m SIRIUS
padfoot: anyways
padfoot: he’s so tall
padfoot: and handsome as hell
prongs: he’s so bad
marlene: no please do not break out into song rn especially not taylor swift
mary: why do you hate taylor so much
mary: she’s blonde, has had an emo phase or two, and is probably queer
mary: omg you guys are kinda twinning
mary: 😍
marlene: fuck you can we pay attention to sirius now
marlene: ew i hate saying that oh god
padfoot: aw she wants to hear my opinions!
padfoot: well he’s tall, has some freckles left over from the summer, he’s a rly good artist, and he’s friends with lily evans
prongs: sold
mary: he sounds cool!
marlene: have u found him on any social media yet?
padfoot: obviously
marlene: well send a ss
padfoot: fine 🙄
marlene: oh
marlene: they actually seem pretty cool
padfoot: ikr 😏
mary: so pretty :)
prongs: why is he licking evans 🙁
marlene: james makes me uncomfortable sometimes
marlene: love u tho bud
prongs: <3
prongs: but WHY ARE THEY LICKING EVANS
padfoot: they’re just friends dw babes i made sure
prongs: okay thank you
padfoot: but now this is perfect
padfoot: i hang out with remus so we get closer and remus can bring lily and i can bring james and boom marriage
marlene: aw
marlene: well now i feel left out
marlene: i need someone to date
marlene: i wanna be there too so if remus has any hot wlw or nblw friends tell them to bring them along
mary: i just wanna have fun
mary: so if this hangout ever happens i would like to be there too
5:40pm
padfoot: if taco bell works out i will bring our plans up to remus
marlene: taco bell?
marlene: did you manage to get a date with them?????
padfoot: i wish
padfoot: but james is gonna be there too
prongs: woooow
prongs: i guess i’m just a car arent i
padfoot: no ily
padfoot: but it’d be more like a date if you weren’t there
padfoot: well he might not be into dudes
padfoot: idk
[tortured artists 😭]
5:42pm
van gogh: so i’m going to taco bell with sirius tomorrow
picasso: LIKE A DATE??
van gogh: no no no
van gogh: don’t get ur hopes up
van gogh: their friend is going with us
van gogh: it’s just a hangout
picasso: ugh
picasso: why’s his friend going?
van gogh: neither of us have a car
picasso: ah so their friend is just a chauffer
picasso: a third wheel
picasso: if you or sirius had a car it’d just be you two
picasso: like a date
picasso: and you’d go
picasso: because you think he’s cute
van gogh: you suck
picasso: i only speak the truth
van gogh: well he might not be into dudes
van gogh: idk
picasso: you’re telling me that this man
picasso: THIS MAN:
picasso: may not be into dudes
van gogh: well
picasso: well??????
van gogh: okay yes, hes cute
van gogh: hot actually
van gogh: but 1: i still do not believe that he was flirting with me
van gogh: and 2: they look like he’s with someone in that picture
van gogh: therefore we are FRIENDS
picasso: the picture is from 2020
van gogh: yeah? relationships can last a while sometimes dorcas
picasso: remus
picasso: one month later they posted this
van gogh: aw not taylor swift
picasso: it must’ve been serious
van gogh: yeah so i don’t wanna hurt him if it was a bad breakup therefore we are still FRIENDS
picasso: you stubborn motherfucker
picasso: this isn’t over
van gogh: yes it is
picasso: fate will do its duties and i will be right just wait and see
van gogh: yeah sure