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    Soft, meek, fussy, and scared of their own shadows—those were words that people often used to describe hobbits. Even after riddling with Smaug the Golden and saving the King Under the Mountain's life, dwarves, elves, and men alike still underestimate Bilbo Baggins' capabilities outside the kitchen or a negotiation hall. And Bilbo would agree to a certain extent; he doesn't like violence, not in the slightest.

    However, if someone threatens his nephews in any way? Well, then he'll track the bastards down and destroy them.

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