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Direct Message History with @gemgdynamight
2:12 p.m.
kacchan
oi deku
come down to the hangout room on the third floor
it’s important
deku
okay kacchan!!
2:43 p.m.
deku
did you just??
im sobbing, one second
kacchan
yeah, i fuckin did, whats the answer?
deku
yes!! yes yes yes!!!
who wouldnt want to marry you?
kacchan
nobody except you will get to find out ;)
i know you’re scheming something, spit it out already shitty nerd
deku
can i reveal our relationship but not really so my fans can collectively freak out over who im dating so i can test how good they are at conspiracy theories?
kacchan
uh wow
okay
sure
but you still better fucking marry me shitty nerd
deku
always, kacchan :)
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dekuofficial
[image id: deku is standing in front of a mirror, wearing a pair of Uravity sweatpants and a Red Riot t-shirt. he is holding someone’s hand, who is offscreen.]
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dekuofficial╰(*´︶`*)╯♡
uslurpthethrone what does this Mean
dekusfreckles huh????
redriot oh midobro you’re doing it like this? so manly!!
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dekuofficial thanks kirishima!
openghost Does this mean Deku has an S/O????
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jukeofhearts i tgink the Fuck. it does
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yuwhooo hold on. gotta get the conspiracy board
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hold-on-stammering reblogged hurlandroll
hurlandroll
so, we recently got a clue that our beloved number one, deku, has a significant other. hold onto your hats, this might be long, but we’re figuring this out
deku said in an interview with GossipLane that he recently came out as bisexual (couldn’t get the post, it was privated bc of homophobes), so we can’t really rule anybody out based on that alone. we can reasonably assume that he’s dating a hero or someone related to hero work (most people can’t keep up with a hero’s odd hours)
we have more criteria to narrow it down because of the post actually revealing the s/o’s comment section
red riot revealed that he knew of the relationship, so we can also assume that the entire hell class knows who it is (they could also be a part of the hell class, but that narrows it down significantly)
as most of you know, the hell class owns an agency that most of them are employed by, so it could be any of the people there
the people who aren’t part of the hell class’ agency (tentacole, invisible girl, and ingenium (ii)) belong to agencies closely related to the hell class’ or don’t belong to one
this opens it more, so we have the ingenium hero agency and the hell class hero agency to look through
we can rule out all the current and past interns, as well as anybody under 21 (deku said that ‘pedophiles can fuck off’ on twitter), as well as any heroes or people who are known to not be attracted to men or are currently in a relationship
that leaves tailman, pinky (alien queen? idk i think she’s changing her hero name), shoto, great explosion murder god dynamight, invisible girl, sugarman, i can’t stop twinkling, mind blank, and the other people who aren’t publicly known (receptionists and analysts n stuff)
i think the non-hero people are a possibility, but not a priority considering deku doesn’t really interact with them in person too much
the other people i think could still be a contender but aren’t really a strong choice are pinky (???) who says that she’s mainly attracted to women, sugarman and i can’t stop twinkling bc they’re in a qpr with each other, and mind blank bc he said ‘he’s not currently interested in a relationship’ 2 years ago. it could still be accurate, or he could be interested now
the people who are (imo) main contenders are tailman, shoto, great explosion murder god dynamight, and invisible girl.
thank you for coming to my ted talk.
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no. 1 deku stan
@dekulovesu
friendly reminder: ALL deku stans, we gotta support deku and his s/o!!! its not gucci if we’re rude to our stannie!!
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•kero•
✔️@froppy
@dekulovesu i support.
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no. 1 deku stan
@dekulovesu
@froppy djkandjs!!!!! what The Fuck. froppy replied to my fjucking tweet
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•kero•
✔️@froppy
@dekulovesu but you’re right. we need to support deku and his s/o.
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no. 1 deku stan
@dekulovesu
@froppy preach
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dekuofficial
[image id: deku is sitting at a cafe table. the main focus of the picture is a turkey sandwich and a lemonade, but there is another person on the other side of the table with a barbecue pork sandwich and green tea. the photo shows up to the other person’s chest.]
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dekuofficial lunch! ((o(^∇^)o))
jukeofhearts more clues on the mysterious s/o
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corgish my conspiracy board is itching for more yarn
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kodlock same here
creatihero Getting awfully bold here, don’t you think?
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dekuofficial that’s the plan, yaoyorozu-san!
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yuwhooo huh???????
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can’t believe i’m the no. 1 hero
✔️@herodeku
teehee
absolutely LIVING for the chaos i caused with just one post
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can’t believe i’m the no. 1 hero
✔️@herodeku
i’ll give you all two more hints bc it seems you all love conspiracy theories:
HE’S great and we’ve been together since 2nd year of U.A.
( ^ω^ )
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omw to herohood
@kickasshamster
shit, gotta update the conspiracy board
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hurlandroll reblogged ghostsboring
ghostsboring
im sure we all saw the twitter thread that deku posted, telling us that dekus s/o is likely male (they could use he/him pronouns and not be male!! be respectful) so im going off that, and adding to hurlandrolls theory
i agree with hurlandroll, the likely (male) contenders are shoto, gemg dynamight, and tailman, from the hell class
we cant rule out (the former) class 1-b students that are single, male, and attracted to men, so im adding them
the new contenders are welder, vantablack, mines, and real steel, along with shoto, gemg dynamight, and tailman
deku doesnt interact with welder or mines except on joint assignments, so we can push them to the back burner with sugarman, i can’t stop twinkling, mind blank, and the receptionist and analyst type people who arent heroes
it probably isnt vantablack bc the hand in the original post of the anonymous s/o isnt black, so we can rule them out
my final picks and additions to hurlandrolls theory are real steel, shoto, gemg dynamight, and tailman
thanks for coming to the communal ted talk
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hurlandroll reblogged ghostsboring
hurlandroll
thanks for the contribution, ghostsboring!
we now have more information about the mysterious s/o, and i’m including your theory in mine!
tailman recently announced a relationship with invisible girl, so we can rule him out (how didn’t we notice?? it was so obvious) and real steel just announced a relationship with battle fist (love them. so cute)
so its a competition between great explosion murder god dynamight and shoto!!!
welcome to the ted talk
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cold soba for life
✔️@shotoffical
Apparently, people are now ‘shipping’ me with Pro Hero Deku. I, for one, am a full supporter of #tddk
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fuck you
✔️@gemgdynamight
why the fuck are people shipping me with the shitty nerd
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can’t believe i’m the no. 1 hero
✔️@herodeku
um.. sorry?
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Kaori was (and is) determined to become a hero. Even if she has a hamster quirk, she can kick most people’s asses. Miruko didn’t let her rabbit quirk stop her, so why should a hamster quirk stop Kaori?
Kaori kicked, punched, and bit her way to the top of class 2-A at U.A., and so she was currently on a work study with The Petting Hero: Anima. Anima had a lot to teach her about animal related quirks, so she chose to intern with him for the summer.
She was patrolling in Mustafu when she saw it. Kaori wasn’t really one for gossip, but this was too good to pass up.
People are going to go nuts.
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omw to herohood
@kickasshamster
okay so,,, im patrolling down in mustafu, right? just walking along, protecting people, intimidating villains (1/?)
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omw to herohood
@kickasshamster
its like 36 degrees (96 f) so its really hot, so i stop at a random bakery to not die and youll never guess who i saw!! (2/?)
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omw to herohood
@kickasshamster
sugarman and deku, looking at wedding cakes!! what the fuck!!! im p sure #sugardeku is canon!! (3/3)
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chat-boy reblogged hurlandroll
hurlandroll
deku s/o update!!! we have more information!
i’m pretty sure everybody has seen the twitter thread (here) that says that @kickasshamster saw sugarman and deku looking at wedding cakes, and monikering #sugardeku
from what i can see, i don’t really have any reason to rebuttal this info, so i’m not going to. but, i’m still keeping great explosion murder god dynamight and shoto as plausible, bc this is still only one piece of evidence for sugarman.
looking at the big picture, i think that we can probably expect an official reveal when the wedding (?) actually happens, so not too far from now!
also, im apparently being treated as the main conspiracy theorist for the deku s/o theory?? so, thanks i guess!
the ted talk might be ending soon
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class 1-gAy (god, no bones, yeet bitch, and 17 others)
recreational bondage: hey guys did u kno that ppl think that sato and midoriya r dating???
sugar daddy: what?
recreational bondage: yea, they said that they saw you and mido looking at cakes for the bakudeku wedding
explodo: fuck you
recreational bondage: no thanks, that's midoriya’s job
recreational bondage: anyway, they took that as a sign that #sugardeku was ‘canon’
no bones: sorry sato!
sugar daddy: it’s alright. i’m happy to help make your cake.
no bones: :)
recreational bondage: you were right midoriya, this is fun to watch
recreational bondage: our former kouhai are screaming that they knew it from the start, and they couldn’t be more wrong, but i’m wheezing and denki’s asking if i’m ok
yeet bitch: same here with tsu
insomniac: midoriya is mini nedzu and im thanking god that he never took personal lessons with rat satan
god: you called?
jacks in the box: omg yaomomo
yeet bitch: deku, what we’re saying is, please continue
no bones: i was planning on it ;)
sparkplug: thats ominous
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no bones created ‘Untitled Group’.
no bones renamed ‘Untitled Group’ to ‘i need help’.
no bones added yeet bitch, god, and 3 more to ‘i need help’.
no bones: i have a plan, but i need your help
yeet bitch: im listening
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can’t believe i’m the no. 1 hero
✔️@herodeku
It’s time.
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<~•uwu•~>
✔️@uravity
You’re quite right, my friend.
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just peachy
✔️@creatihero
All too true.
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so manly!!
✔️@redriottt
I’m afraid so.
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#stopquirkdiscrimination
✔️@tentacool
I must affirm your suspicions.
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cold soba for life
✔️@shotofficial
Sadly, you’re correct.
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can’t believe i’m the no. 1 hero
✔️@herodeku
Time to head out, my fellow heroes.
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BREAKING: PRO HEROES DEKU, SHOTO, CREATI, TENTACOLE, RED RIOT, AND URAVITY INVOLVED IN DESTRUCTIVE VILLAIN ATTACK IN TOKYO
Read more…
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ghostsboring reblogged metaldentrimental
metaldentrimental
okay, rant time, listen up
first off, that twitter thread, what the fuck?? so fucking ominous?? then all six disappeared off the face of the earth, then they’re involved in a massive villain attack?? so fucking dramatic but so fucking stupid
also, did you guys see what they did offline in those 12 hours? they swung (tentacled???) around tokyo on one of deku’s quirks while all holding orange flags? what the fuck does that mean!!
next, they all encountered a fucking A rank villain while doing whatever that was and stopped to stab it in the eye with the flags!! then the fucking villain slammed deku into the wall, leaving the other five falling!!! the villain was arrested and all that shiz, but what happened to deku??
why did those particular six pro heroes swing (tentacle????) around tokyo holding orange flags? why did they feel the need to make an ominous twitter thread, then go offline for 12 hours?
too many questions, about no answers
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cellist?
✔️@procellophane
to clarify: me and the rest of the hell class had no idea what deku and his friends were doing, and frankly, it was hilarious but i’d rather not know
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commissions open!
@corgish
even cellophane, huh?
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dekuofficial
[image id: deku is sitting in a hospital bed, with two arm casts and an elevated, bandaged leg. he’s smiling at the camera, but obviously in pain.]
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dekuofficial i'm okay! and no, you won’t get an explanation for the disappearance. you guys like theories, so you all can figure it out!
dekusfreckles did the mysterious s/o take the picture?
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dekuofficial yes, he did!
uslurpthethrone wait, if your arms are in casts, then who is typing?
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dekuofficial the amazing @uravity is typing!
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openghost incredible. love you uravity
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dekuofficial i appreciate the sentiment!
yuwhoo who is the s/o???
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dekuofficial deku will probably get mad at me but
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dekuofficial the s/o wasn’t among the six
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dekuofficial OCHAKO!!!
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uravity IT WAS A QUESTION!!
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uravity YOU TOLD ME TO ANSWER QUESTIONS!!!
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dekuofficial NO HOT CHOCOLATE FOR YOU!!!!
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uravity NOOOOOOOOOOO
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chat-boy reblogged hurlandroll
hurlandroll
mega update on deku’s s/o!!!
first off, we pretty much have confirmation that the s/o is a hero bc of uravity’s response to @yuwhooo’s question on instagram ‘who is the s/o???’
uravity responded by saying ‘the s/o wasn’t among the six’, implying that the s/o is part of the hell class, so we can entirely remove the non-hero people for our s/o search
second, chargebolt and red riot both came out as bisexual!! very proud of our boys, but we must add them to the ranks for the mysterious s/o.
we also have to remove shoto as a contender, because he was among the six that did.. something (nobody is sure exactly what).
we now have chargebolt, red riot, sugarman, and great explosion murder god dynamight as contenders for the s/o, but we still have to watch out for more updates on the situation bc a. the s/o and also b. we gotta make sure deku is okay!
the ted talk is probably coming to a close
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class 1-gAy
no bones: hi guya in very hi
no bones: kavvhan is beru preghy rn and j love bim sm
yeet bitch: deku get off your phone
yeet bitch: you have a concussion
no bones: i gotaa tell everuone hownpretty kacchan id
explodo: deku don’t you fuckin dare
no bones: bit kafghannnn j lpve yiuu
explodo: fuck off
no bones: matbe lafer
recreational bondage: did deku just—?
recreational bondage: high, no less
sharpshotoer: Everyone, please check Twitter.
sparkplug: shit
sparkplug: this was funnnyyy
god: oh well.
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can’t believe i’m the no. 1 hero
✔️@herodeku
hi everyind im very higj lemmw tell you qboit mu beaitifil foance: kavvhan
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hurlandroll on tumblr
@glamoursamurai
IS THIS A FUCKING CONFIRMATION?!?!!?
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<~•uwu•~>
✔️@uravity
tenya, you owe me 500 yen.
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hurlandroll on tumblr
@glamoursamurai
YOU ALL BET ON THIS?!!!!?
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Iida Tenya
✔️@ingeniumhero
lol yeah
btw the wedding is soon, you were right
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hurlandroll on tumblr
@glamoursamurai
i should have expected this, to be honest.
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dekuofficial
[image id: deku and dynamight are in matching striped button ups, black shorts, and heart-shaped sunglasses. dynamight is flipping off the camera behind deku while kissing his hair. deku is blushing while throwing a peace sign at the camera and smiling.]
dekuofficial yeah!
gemgdynamight i fucking hate you shitty nerd
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dekuofficial no you don’t! you loove me!!
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gemgdynamight fuck off