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MYSTERY BOY
Monday 23rd October
Remus (13:04): whose number is this???
Unknown (13:07): you… you really don’t remember?
Remus(13:07): no
Remus(13:07): otherwise I wouldn’t be asking. I found it on a napkin though???
Unknown(13:08): I…. aksnfbcji im the barista that served you
Remus(13:10): dorcas this isn’t funny
Unknown(13:23): not dorcas….
Remus(14:00): oh…
Remus(14:01) sorry
Read 14:05
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Tuesday 24th October
Remus(9:12): um
Remus(9:12) so I’m like sorry about yesterday? Was having a bad day- and dorcas usually pulls that kind of crap
Remus(9:13): yh so like, I didn’t mean to be a dick
Unknown(10:02): yh it’s ok dw
Unknown(10:02): just trying to pick up a cute guy yk?
Remus(10:03): you thought I was cute???
Unknown(10:05): yh otherwise I wouldn’t have left my number
Unknown (10:07): I’m serious btw
Remus(10:08): wow… thanks??
Unknown(10:09) ahh!
Unknown(10:09) fuck autocorrect
Unknown(10:09) my name is Sirius
Remus(10:10) oh cool
Sirius(10:10) not that I wasn’t serious about u being cute!!!!
Sirius(10:10) nvm me
Sirius(10:11) abt to throw myself off a bridge now
Remus(10:13) lmao don’t do that
Remus(10:14) it’s nice to meet you again
Sirius(10:14) do i get to kno ur name?
Remus(10:16) absolutely not
Sirius(10:17) y not? U kno mine!!!
Remus(10:20) you could be a serial killer
Remus(10:20) an axe murderer
Remus (10:21) a creepy old man stalker
Sirius (10:23) I can confirm I am not a creepy old man stalker
Sirius (10:24) largely because I met u yesterday
Remus(10:30)…. True
Sirius(10:31) do I get a name now?
Remus (10:32) no
Sirius (10:35) :(
Sirius (10:37) r u some kind of spy or smthg??
Remus (10:41) that’s classified ;)
Sirius (10:45) if I didn’t have a class rn I’d investigate that
Sirius (10:45) alas, mystery boy, this will have to wait
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Lily pad (10:43) who the fuck are you texting?
Lily pad (10:43) is it dorcas??? Tell her I say hi!!
Moony (10:44) why are you so nice to dorcas and not to me?
Moony (10:44) is it national Bully Remus Day?
Lily pad (10:45) it’s always National Bully Remus Day!
Lily pad (10:46) and dorcas gives me free bean juice
Moony (10:47) don’t say bean juice
Lily pad (10:48) caffeinated milk
Moony (10:48) dear lord that’s somehow worse
Moony (10:49) just say coffee like everyone else
Lily pad (10:50) freedom of speech is a basic human right in which I am entitled to and protected under article 10 of the Human Rights Act (1998) Freedom of Expression
Moony (10:52) damn you got me there
Lily pad (10:53) yeah! Suck it!
Moony (10:53) akdjdbls
Moony (10:54) when you become the worlds greatest human rights lawyer, can you say that in court?
Lily pad (10:55) 100%
Lily pad (10:54) love to see them try and stop me
Moony (10:55) love you lily pad
Lily pad (10:56) love ya too Moony ;)
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Wednesday 25th October
Sirius (22:45) can I ask you a question oh man of multiple mysteries?
Sirius (22:46) cute guy who considers me to be (and I quote)
Sirius (22:46) 1. A serial killer
Sirius (22:46) 2. An axe murderer
Sirius (22:47) 3. A creepy old man stalker
Remus (22:49) evening sirius
Remus (22:50) ask away random barista
Sirius (22:52) excellent!
Sirius (22:52) y would u *not* have ur friends number already saved in ur phone?
Remus (22:53) have you met dorcas? She drops her phone every other week
Remus (22:54) two days ago she almost flushed it down the loo
Remus (22:54) easier to assume whoever unsaved is texting me is just her
Sirius (22:58) lamo I forgot she did that
Sirius (23:00) yh alright u *may* have a point
Remus (23:02) *may* have a point?!?!!
Remus (23:03) I *absolutely* have a point!
Sirius (23:05) aksjjd
Sirius (23:05) I gtg James is a dick and will wake me up before six
Remus (23:07) why the actual fuck would he do that?
Sirius (23:10) he plays rugby
Sirius(23:10) and we share a flat together
Remus (23:11) ah
Sirius (23:12) yh, lol
Sirius (23:12) night mystery boy
Remus (23: 27) night Sirius