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Iida Tenya has created Class 1A
Iida Tenya has added Midoriya Izuku, Todoroki Shoto, Yaoyorozu Momo, Bakugou Katsuki, and + 15 others!
Iida Tenya: I have created this chat at the prompting of Aizawa for class announcements and homework help. Please keep this chat professional!
Kaminari Denki: heck Naw, fam
Kirishima Eijirō: *chuckles* we’re in danger, y’all
Kaminari Denki changed their name to Pikachu!
Pikachu: embracing my true calling- being a Pokémon
Pikachu has changed Kirishima Eijirō's name to Hard Joke
Hard Joke: disappointed? Yes. Surprised? No, not really.
Pikachu has changed Iida Tenya’s name to Sonic
Sonic: Kaminari, change my name back at once!
Pikachu: No! Do it yourself!
Pikachu has changed Bakugou Katsuki’s name to BakuGoBOOM
Ashido Mina: you have maybe five seconds- he's eating an apple. Work quickly, chaos bringer
Pikachu: yes ma'am
Pikachu has changed Ashido Mina’s name to Alien Queen
Alien Queen : I approve, babe! XO
Pikachu: Thanks love! OX
Hard Joke: I’ve given you five minutes- I hid his phone in the couch.
Pikachu has renamed 15 + people!
Glowstick: Kaminari, why is this my name?
Pikachu: Midoriya, my friend. You break bones, you glow when using your quirk- thus... Glowstick
Glowstick: fair enough
Vulpix (Normal and Alolan): what is a ‘vulpix’? Is it a type of animal?
Cake Boss: yeah, pretty much.
Vulpix (Normal and Alolan): I do not know where this... Alola country is. I will go research.
John Cena: I like this! U can’t see me!
Class Mom(o): I... am I a mother figure?
Pikachu: better than the one I have, so yes.
Class Mom(o): I’m too young to be a mother!
Spiderman, but tape: Bakugou found his phone after ripping the couch apart. He’s going through notify now.
WakeMeUp: Hemming-whey, run.
BakuGoBOOM: Names. Now. If I’m staying, I want to know which of you chuckleheads are speaking.
Murkrow: I am no mortal.
BakuGoBOOM: okay edge lord. Go back to your cave
McFloat: Meet me in the pit, Boom-Boy. -Uraraka
Handy-Manny: I am ashamed but not surprised. I am Shoji.
Frogger: Kaminari, you are an idiot, kero.
Tails: I... I am so angry right now.
BakuGoBOOM: Neither of you needs introductions. Move along.
Purest Bean: 😸🌸
BakuGoBOOM: Okay Koda.
Tails: why is he so calm?
Cake Boss: I don’t know. He’s typing as his head lays on the counter. I think he’s tired?
BakuGoBOOM has kicked GrapeJuice
BakuGoBOOM: goodbye
BakuGoBOOM has muted the chat
Sparkle: mon amis, excuse my coarse language, but what the heck did I just read?
Glowstick: I don’t know. Kacchan has been acting odd.
Vulpix (Normal and Alolan) has changed his name to Ice-Fire
Ice-Fire: this is a placeholder. Kaminari, I will pour cement into your eyes.
Ice-Fire: I am disgusted at the fact you named me after a fluffy fox known for being cute. A Pokémon .
Pikachu: not my fault you didn’t know what a vulpix was.
Hard Joke to BakuGoBOOM
Hard Joke: u good bro? You seemed tired in the group chat.
BakuGoBOOM: I’m exhausted and nearly had a mental breakdown over a dropped spoon. So no. Not doing so great. Texting is also the only way I’m communicating today, apparently.
Hard Joke: Weighted blanket time and some spicy chocolate?
BakuGoBOOM: yes
Class 1A
Hard Joke: Bakugou’s having a nonverbal day. Please leave us alone?
Frogger: of course, ribbit. No problem!
Purest Bean: 👍😊
Mineta Minoru has been added
Mineta Minoru has changed its name to GrapeJuice
GrapeJuice: hey ladies!
WakeMeUp: ew. Satan
Alien Queen: I will yeet you into the sun.
GrapeJuice: one at a time, ladies! There’s enough of me to go around! 😉
McFloat: I just puked in my mouth
Handy-Manny: Baku-squad? Bakugou started crying and Kirishima needs you.
Alien Queen: omw
Pikachu: Bakugou has summoned us, thus we RISE!
Spiderman, but tape: I’m coming!
Alien Queen: poor babe he’s exhausted.
Class Mom(o): Oh dear. Poor Bakugou. He does look quite tired.
Glowstick: is Kacchan okay?
Spiderman, but tape: a noise on the TV got to him a bit but he’s slowly calming down.
Glowstick: oh okay! As long as Kacchan isn’t hurt!
GrapeJuice: A noise on the TV scared him? What a crybaby. Overreacting much?
Glowstick: Kacchan is very noise-sensitive, and he wasn’t overreacting. It caused him pain.
Pikachu: you know what? Screw that
Pikachu has kicked GrapeJuice
Glowstick: that was...slight over-kill
Pikachu: yes, but needed. Katsuki was crying and that is illegal.
John Cena: can we go back to Todoroki insulting Kaminari? Because that was gold and I am still not over it
Ice-Fire: *dabs*
Alien Queen: oh my god who taught him memes