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Black looked around, but couldn't see anyone. Carefully lifting up the grate in electric, they snuck into the vent.
Inside, on their way to medbay, they met Red, who was heading to electric. The vent was small, yes, but big enough for them to pass each other.
"Wow Red, you're so dummy thicc you almost don't fit in the vent"
"Yeah, sheeeesh, have you killed anyone yet?"
"Nah, i'm kinda sad about it.
"No ahaha don't be sad, you're so sexy"
"Ugh Red sheeeesh ily"
"Wanna have epic gamer pog sex moment in the vents?"
"Yeah ugh sheeeeesh"
They started doing it. They were having a very nice time.
Black finished first, but they kept going until Red had arrived too.
"Sheeeeeeeesh" Red said as they came.
"Fuck that sex was poggg" Black said
"Yeah..." Red was still out of breath
They lay in the vent in silence for a while until Black asked:
"Will you be my sussy baka?"
"Yeah," Red replied. "I love you, Black. Now let's go kill some crewmates"
"Yeah let's go my sussy imposter"