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Experience Levels of the best volleyball boys
- Daichi fucks, like, obviously Oikawa fucks too but Daichi didn’t devote as much time to volleyball as he did so he had much more free time. He used that time. I will die on this hill, Daichi FUCKS. Did you see how cool he was when that girl from the girl’s team was fawning over him? Fucking suave.
- Oikawa obviously fucks, that one is practically just cannon. But he only fucks girlfriends. That being said, he has had a LOT of girlfriends. Some relationships being only a month, others longer and he has fucked almost every girlfriend he has ever had. Not in any bad way, everyone is a willing and happy participant the dude just has so many fangirls.
- Hinata will definitely lose it before Kageyama. He is a precious angel and he gets along with everyone and will definitely be able to find a girl who likes him. Side note: boy has stamina and future girlfriends will have a hell of a time with him.
- Kageyama and Tsuki will be the last of their age group to lose it. Tsuki is just an asshole so on the off chance someone even likes him he will likely just fuck it up. Kageyama is the MOST oblivious mother fucker ever so if someone WAS interested he just would not notice. Definitely won’t happen for them until they are at least third years.
- Kuroo and Bokuto have about the same experience level. I’d say their body counts are 3 and 4 respectively. Probably both lost it to a girlfriend and then had a couple hook ups at parties or less-serious girlfriends. Probably had their first time their second year, 16 or so.
- Suga is probably third on the fucks list, but boy is a freak for a teenager. Where Daichi and Oikawa stick to the basics (missionary, doggy or cowgirl) Suga will branch out. Like, where most teenage boys just think they are good at sex, Suga actually is. He’s sweet about all of it though and takes care after and NEVER brags about any of his sexual exploits even when people try to get a rise out of him.
- Miya twins are definitely not virgins but Atsumu’s body count is higher. And I pray Osamu got the top bunk in that room cause if not Atsumu is fucking on his sheets and not cleaning them. Osamu would at least have the decency to change the sheets before his brother slept on them or at least put something down on top. I think it’s mostly just hook ups for the two of them also. I don’t see either of them having a long term girlfriend in high school.
- Asahi has only ever had one partner and it was a long term relationship. They were probably together the entirety of their second year and at some point started fucking.
- Yamaguchi would lose it pretty young, I feel like it would just be a random thing. Like he either finds a girlfriend/boyfriend/partner out of the blue or just hooks up with someone at a party or whatever.
- Akaashi is a virgin throughout high school, not for any reason other than he is too pretty for girls to approach and he is slightly oblivious. I feel like he struggles with self esteem so he doesn’t really pick up on flirting. He also devotes a lot of time to volleyball and watching out for Bokuto.
- Iwa doesn’t lose it till his last year of high school, maybe even after. It’s a girlfriend he is crazy about and he gets too nervous the first few times and chickens out. Eventually they do it and he turns into a great partner, worries about his partner’s aftercare even as a teenager.
- Kita did it once. One singular time. Some girl thought he was hot and cool and came onto him, he decided it was a good opportunity and took it. Not in a cold way, he just kind of decided “why not?” His partner was eager and willing so he wanted to experience it too. Probably during his third year.
- Tanaka will lose it before Noya. Tanaka will have a girlfriend, Noya has a hook up.
- Ushiwaka doesn’t lose it till after high school, potentially way after high school. I bet he’s hung though.
- Tendou doesn’t get his first kiss or his first girlfriend till third year but they fuck allll the time. Boy’s a freak and horny all the time. Like, they go multiple rounds every single time, even the first.
- Sakusa is a virgin for a long time, even though he is beautiful, for obvious reasons. He doesn’t want to catch anything. It takes a lot of persistence and patience for someone to get him to be their partner and he is definitely not just having a random hook up