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Quaffles and Flirting

Summary:

"Ikki is out with a cold and Jinora as to take her spot as a Quidditch commentator! Jinora knows nothing about Quiddtich, but when she learns Kai is playing, she suddenly knows a little bit more then she needs to know."

Notes:

ty to @nat_bug for editing this one shot!

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“Jinora, Ikki has a cold and she really needs you to do this!” Paraq begged.

“I don’t know enough about quidditch,” Jinora complained. She followed him regardless, and she reluctantly sat on the stool.

“Kai’s playing.”

“I know that’s why I’ve got a Gryffindor bracelet on! I want him to see I am cheering him!” she argued. Jinora herself was in Ravenclaw, so she couldn't go all out on supporting her significant other. Paraq handed her a mic despite her protest, and she huffed, hesitantly grabbing it.

“Good afternoon Hogwarts! I have a special guest joining me in the box! Say hi!” Paraq yelled into the microphone.

“Hi...” Jinora deadpanned.

“Be more enthusiastic!” Paraq whispered angrily in her direction.

“No. Am I getting paid? A butter beer or even a new quill for doing this!” Jinora rebuffed.

“No.... Merlin..." Paraq muttered, before turning back on his announcer persona. "Let’s welcome out the Hufflepuff quidditch team!” Black and yellow uniforms flew around the arena hyping up the crowd.

“And now the Gryffindor team...” he continued as the maroon and yellow uniforms flew around the audience eliciting even more cheers than the team introduced before them.

“Is that Kai Fong? I'll tell you, he looks great in maroon,” Jinora flirted, winking at Paraq

“What are you doing?” Paraq snapped, forgetting to speak away from the microphone.

“Making the game exciting,” Jinora reassured him. Kai flew directly to where she was sitting and gave her a grandiose smooch on the cheek. “Hi dear. Yes, you look great.” Jinora cooed.

“Of course I do, I’m me!” Kai flexed a muscle. “I’ll see you after the game Mia Vida!”!

“I’m going to kill you.” Paraq mumbled. “Did you two just wink? Get a room!” He exclaimed. Kai flew off just as fast an he came over, and Jinora shot Paraq a smug look.

“Well you heard it here ladies! The iconic Kai Fong is taken by me.” Jinora gushed, flipping her hair dramatically over her shoulder. “Lucky, Lucky me!”

“Let’s start the game!” Paraq quickly declared, cutting her off.

The first 30 minutes of the game flew by. Of course, Gryffindor in the lead, but catching the snitch looked like it would be nearly impossible this game. Lucky for Kai, he was a chaser so he could score points regardless. Jinora mostly kept quiet and following the cues Paraq gave her. Of course her good behavior didn't last too long.

“Is it hot in here, or have I just been staring at Kai for too long?” Jinora flirted while dramatically loosening her blue and bronze striped tie.

“JINORA!” Paraq screeched. “Put that tie back on.” Paraq wrestled to get her tie back ok correctly, after he turned back to the mic she took it off completely also discarding her cloak. /p>

“But I am just getting ready for Kai tonight,” Jinora joked. “Oh no, did I say that in the mic? Oopsie!”

“I’m never asking you to do this again...” Paraq groaned.

“Hey, it’s not my fault Kai’s likes me,” Jinora taunted. She was getting angry looks from many people in the audience. “And Paraq to let you know, we prefer to use broom closets.”

“You’re having to much fun!” Paraq was blushing a bright red. “Hufflepuff just scored for us! Now it’s 70-30!”

“Can I take this job?” Jinora asked.

“NO!”

“Awww. Kai you better get that ball-”

“It’s a quaffle,” Paraq corrected her.

“Same thing! If you don’t score, I won’t be coming to the dorm afterparty.” Jinora jeered and Kai flew back over to where they were sitting. She heard the faint from Kai “dear you’re embarrassing me.”

“Dear, it’s my job to embarrass you. Now go win!” Jinora shooed him away. “Awww baby, Kai is embarrassed. Get used to it!”

“JINORA!” Paraq yelled. “I’m taking your mic!”

“No! I’ll buy you a butter beer if you let me keep it!” Jinora reached back over. There were scuffles heard from the microphones as Jinora and Paraq fought for control. “Don't worry, I fixed it. Paraq is breathing! Oh, here he is.”

“I’m getting a drink to let her keep the mic, so bear with me!” Paraq was out of breath as he spoke.

“Well, Kai, wanna come see my mag-“

“AND THERE GOES KORRA FOR THE SNITCH!” Paraq yelled. “Looks like Kai is about to score another goal as well! Is that the snitch in Korra’s hands? GRYFFINDOR WINS THE MATCH!”

“Kai, looks like tonight’s gonna be just the two of us.” Jinora teased and waved at Kai.

“I hate you so much. Next week is Slytherin vs Gryffindor! As always I’m your host, Paraq Windsor!”

“Remember, Kai- you Slytherin to my bed any time you want.” Jinora joked before her mic was muted. “I’m hilarious!” Jinora giggled.

“You’re something! I’m never asking you to do this again. And to think I thought Ikki was bad...”

They both finished packing up their equipment, as the crowd flooded the fields cheering on Korra for her amazing snitch catch. As Paraq and Jinora left their seats in the stands, they were greeted by a sweaty Kai who had immediately ditched his broom.

“Looks my hunk of a boyfriend is embarrassed.” Jinora snickered as she approached Kai. She was about to say something else, but Kai cut her off by dipping her into a kiss. Their lips met passionately, making the few people left in the stands feel uncomfortable.

“You’re sweaty. Lucky for you, your girlfriend has connections to prefects.”

“I love when you smack talk,” Kai grunted. "Now about that broom closet..."

“What about it?” Jinora acted innocent. “You might as well just bend me over right here right now?”

“Oh, Jinora.” Kai chuckled, pushing her back into the box where Jinora and Paraq were. With a wave of Jinora’s wand and a simple mutter of a spell the large open window of the box, quickly was covered up.

“Now we’re alright to continue.”