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Bennett was having an average day, doing normal Bennett things such as be Bennett. “Today sure is a nice day,” Bennett says Bennettly. “Today I will-” Bennett suddenly stops talking to himself. “My Bennett senses are Bennetting!” he exclaims. “August is doing wishes on the Kazuha banner. Kazuha is obviously just a nickname for me, Bennett, the best character in all of Genshin Impact.” Bennett runs off to ruin August’s 5 star Wish for the 74,238th time.
Meanwhile, August cries himself to sleep at night thinking about how he keeps getting Bennett instead of Kazuha in all of his 5 star summons. Bennett has been visiting him in his dreams, saying ominous shit like “You will never be rid of me,” and “I am always here.”
He has spent all of his life’s savings on Genshin Impact and only has Bennett. He began erasing other characters from King’s copy of Genshin and replacing them with recolors of Bennett. Every weapon is Bennett. Every Artifact is Bennett. Bennett shall consume all.