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"Oh, finally."
The sound of their apartment door slamming shut resounded throughout the room as Vanitas and Noe stalked inside, all sore and worn out from dealing with curse bearers all day...they were both more than ready for a nap.
"I don't care what you say, Noe," Vanitas yawned as he made his way over to his bed after closing the entrance behind him, his body practically dragging itself across the floor. "I'm going to sleep, now. Forget a shower, I feel like I will simply pass out any moment."
Noe merely hummed, scratching at his cheek softly as his eyes drooped slightly, making his head shake before he sat on his mattress, bouncing gently.
"I'm too tired to argue," Was his response, coming out all rough and groan-like.
"Good," Vanitas sighed and stretched suddenly, moving his hand behind him to pull at the tie holding his hair up loosely. He pulled as his locks fell smoothly, bouncing and waving slightly before they stilled and Noe tilted his head at it.
Vanitas had really pretty hair. Long and pretty.
The human then reached down and pulled off his gloves, letting them fall to the mattress before he moved to undress.
Noe stared and stared, Vanitas not even taking notice as he stripped himself of his coat and bows, the fabric falling to the floor softly as the raven began to comb at his long hair, humming quietly as he was completely unaware of the ogling that was currently happening across the room.
The white-haired vamp swallowed thickly and cursed himself, licking his lips before he blushed heavily and bit the inside of his mouth.
Vanitas...
The human sighed as he tied up his hair.
Noe felt a bead of sweat drip down his forehead.
His waist-
The elder sighed dreamily, stars dancing in his orbs as his lashes fluttered.
-was so tiny!
"Oh...wow..."
Came a breathy sigh and Vanitas paused in his ministration before raising a brow and glancing over at Noe who was...staring at him?
Vanitas blinked once before frowning and huffing. "What?" He demanded and Noe snapped out of whatever silly daze he was in, eyes fluttering furiously as he attempted what looked like a chance at recollecting himself and flushed.
"I-uh, well-" Noe cursed himself internally. "Nothing. Sorry."
The raven gave him a look before huffing and rolling his eyes, turning back around to focus on his hair once again.
Noe whirled backward and clutched at his beating heart.
That was way too close, he screamed in his head. Way too close!
Oh, but...wow, Noe had never realized how tiny Vanitas really was, at least, compared to him and other vampires, even the females.
Honestly...it was kinda...cute.
Fuck, he wanted to touch him. To touch his...his waist. Noe wondered if his hands were big enough to completely wrap around them, wondering if his stomach was tiny enough that his fingertips could touch...ah, Noe squirmed and bit his lip once more.
He stood up suddenly and slowly walked over, quietly as he could to not startle Vanitas before he paused right behind him and swallowed thickly again, clenching his fists.
Fuck it, Noe held his breath as his hands reached down. It's now or never!
Then, his palms made contact and he squeezed.
The reaction he received was almost immediate as Vanitas jumped and squealed, a sound that Noe thought Vanitas wasn't even capable of making as the raven suddenly dropped the hairbrush in his hands, the wooden utensil clattering to the floor before falling silent.
"Noe-!" He gasped and the vamp could tell his face was turning red. "What in the name of-!? What in the devil are you-!?"
"I-" Noe swallowed thickly, unsure of what to say. "Sorry, I..."
"Let go of me this instant!" Vanitas shrieked and tried to move away but then yelled out as he was pulled back into Noe's chest, those large, large hands holding him tightly and securely, made shivers run up Vanitas's spine as he blushed. "What-what are you-!?"
"I'm sorry," Noe began to apologize again, but, Vanitas was more focused on how the vampire's breath was fanning against his red and sensitive ears, whispering softly to him. "I just...you're waist...so tiny."
Vanitas gaped and choked on his next words as that crimson-colored blush traveled all the way down to his neck and then his collarbone, no doubt Noe could smell it.
"You-!"
Noe's chin moved to rest on his shoulder as he ignored him and the white-haired vamp sighed softly, his giant hands caressing his hips and Noe hummed quietly, lips parting as his eyelashes fluttered in astonishment.
"So cute..." He murmured and Vanitas felt like he was going to pass out from embarrassment. "You're so tiny, Vanitas..."
"What-? What-" Vanitas gasped out, panting as Noe continued to touch him. "Why are you-? Noe!"
"I-I'm sorry, just let me-" Noe trailed off, in complete awe. "Just let me..."
"Let you what!?" Vanitas squealed, legs kicking out. "Don't-don't move your hands too much, idiot! I'm-right there, it's-!"
Noe pinched his sides and the raven yelped.
Oh.
He was ticklish there...
"You..." Noe felt a grin spread over his face and Vanitas glanced back at him, eyes widening in horror as he realized what Noe was going to do-
"NO!" Vanitas screeched, trying to escape, but it was too late.
The vamp was much stronger than he was, he had no chance in the first place and he squeaked as Noe practically slammed him onto the bed and began to pinch, squeeze, and caress his now bare waist.
Vanitas tried his best to hold in his laughter, to not let Noe see him in such a vulnerable state but-
"N-NOE!" He howled with giggles and cackles, his head slamming back against the mattress as he kicked and bucked in Noe's hold, the raven hearing the vampire chuckle softly over his own laughter as he continued his assault on his tender sides. "Please-NO! Stop! Haha!"
"Vanitas..." Came Noe's breathy sigh, lips quirked. "You're...laughing."
"Stop, stop, stop!" Vanitas gasped for air, still laughing and cackling as he continued to try and kick Noe off of him even though it was a futile effort. "NOE!"
Suddenly, the white-haired vampire stood up slightly and then straddled over him until his own legs were over the struggling human's, officially caging and trapping him, stopping him from moving too much as he continued his assault.
"N-no!" Vanitas felt tears bead in his eyes, trying to catch his breath as he felt Noe's hands wander down to his small stomach. "Not-not there!" He squealed.
"Is your tummy ticklish too?" Noe teased him, smirking. "How cute..."
Vanitas struggled and tried using his hands to combat the elder man, pushing and shoving and punching but the vamp merely chuckled once again at his antics and it did best to nothing, unfortunately.
"Let's see what happens when I do this..."
The raven's eyes widened and he practically shrieked with laughter as, in a flash, Noe pulled his shirt up and leaned down before pressing his lips to his skin and blowing, giving him a raspberry and Vanitas screamed.
"NOE! Holy fuck!"
The vampire felt like he was on cloud nine with the way Vanitas was giggling and laughing, his cute little noises echoing throughout the apartment and no doubt causing a disturbance to the other neighbors around him.
Noe couldn't help but smile and chuckle into his freckled skin as Vanitas continued to squeal and squeak, legs kicking out underneath him as he squirmed wildly.
The immortal felt his cheeks heat up as he stared at the human's wide grin and his lips pursed. He faltered slightly as he sensed something in his chest stutter and bump wildly and Noe sighed softly, that blush on his skin deepening.
"Ah, my heart..."
Those ministrations stopped and Vanitas fought to catch his breath as he instantly relaxed against the sheets, finally pausing to calm himself down as Noe had ceased in tickling him.
The raven panted and looked up through fluttered lashes and growled at him.
"You..." He shook with rage. "I'm going to fucking kill-!"
Noe removed himself so quickly that Vanitas yelped with it, falling completely onto the mattress and sighing with relief as his legs were released.
He watched with shock, confusion, and exasperation as the vampire stretched and turned around before walking to his bed, tugging at his sheets as he wiggled his shoes off his form. They fell to the wooden floor with a click and Vanitas blinked in complete and udder bafflement.
"Well," Noe sighed and laid down in his bed, pulling up his covers as the lights turned off and all went silent as he yawned softly.
Vanitas gaped.
"Goodnight, Vanitas. Sweet dreams."
Then, he was out, just like that light from moments before and the raven just sat there, trying to process everything that happened in such a short amount of time.
A loud snore caused his eye to twitch.
Oh, Vanitas was actually going to murder him in his sleep. Mark his words.