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“Jack, we are not watching ‘Baby Driver’ again.” Claire complained. Jack, seemingly confused, countered “What’s wrong with ‘Baby Driver’? it’s a great movie.”
Claire rolled her eyes and lightly swatted Jack on the shoulder, “Yeah, it would be the third time we watched it. We are NOT having another ‘Porkies’ incident.”
“WHAT’S WRONG WITH PORKIES?!” They heard Dean shout from the other room, “I SWEAR TO GOD WE’LL WATCH IT AGAIN IF I HEAR SLANDER!” Even further in the distance.
“God, I wonder what he’s getting into.” Jody said exasperatedly with her hands on her face.
“Who knows?” Sam asked, not looking up from his book. Jack was currently forcing him to read the Maze Runner, and he was only a few pages away from Newt’s death. He had to be impressed, though. Sam made it through the entire book series in a matter of a day, starting that morning. Jack wanted to rant that part but Sam needed to be caught up to speed first, the things parents do for their children.
“Alright.” Claire said, getting up and yanking the book out of Sam’s hands. “Hey!” He said in protest, trying to get it back. She shoved it in her bag and said “We’d like you present, dude.” very defiantly. Jody typically would’ve given her an earful but she had to agree, lately whenever she saw Sam he had his nose in a book, not engaging with anybody besides Jack, Dean and Castiel.
They heard a crash a few rooms over as multiple metal things fell to the floor. “You sure you don’t want any help Dean?” Sam shouted to the other room, “NO IT’LL RUIN THE SURPRISE.”
“Yeah, a real surprise when you accidentally open a curse.” Sam muttered to himself.
“I really have no idea why Dean would keep such childish things in a room with artifacts.” Castiel mused, but this was Dean they were talking about.
“Let’s just start a movie.” Claire suggested, clearly bored.
Castiel raised an eyebrow, “But Dean seems really excited.”
“Dean gets excited about cheap porno mags, and I thought Sam’s interests were boring.” Claire countered.
Sam’s head snapped up from the butterfly knife he was playing with, “Is it just open season on each other today?”
“It appears to be.” Jack stated, after a few seconds tilting his head and asking “What’s open season.”
“HAHA! GOTCHA!” They heard Dean shout from one of the other rooms, it appeared he was digging through yet another storage room, he was really determined.
“It’s a type of hunting season, animals, not monsters.” Jody explained. “Oh-” Jack said, if this were a cartoon there’d be a lightbulb above his head. “But what does it have to do with the current conversation?” Jack asked, just as Dean came running in with two long tubes, giggling like an idiot. “Hehe- I present to you, the greatest weapons in the galaxy.”
Sam, knowing full well that he has a cosmic hammer in his bedroom, quirks up, “Is that so?”
“Calm down, psycho, I meant nerd wise, you know? Up your alley you geeky green giant.” He said, pulling two plastic lightsabers out of the boxes and turning them on. They let out this cheesy sound effect, one lit up green, the other red. He spun around, dual wielding them, “General Kenobi.”
“And Sam is the geek?” Jack genuinely questioned and everyone except him and Castiel bursted into laughter. “I don’t understand, it was an actual question.” Jack explained, getting more confused. Claire ruffled his hair, “That’s what makes it funny, pip-squeak.”
“So what’s your plan with those ‘dangerous weapons’ General Kenobi?” Sam finally asked.
“Ah-” Dean started, tossing the green lightsaber to Sam. “-You know how we were supposed to go all Cain and Abel on each other?” Dean asked, smiling.
Sam catching the lightsaber rolled his eyes, getting up. “Let’s give that low-life writer what he wants.” He said, spinning the lightsaber around in his hands, finding that it wasn’t that hard to wield.
“Alright alright, let’s set some ground rules.” Jody said from where she was sitting, “No broken bones, no broken objects, no broken relationships.” She said seriously, and Castiel nodded in agreement.
“It’s too late.” Dean joked, lowering his blade and pointing it at Sam, “I’ve already found the ways of the Sith.”
“Then you shall perish.” Sam said, pointing his green lightsaber at Dean. The light started to flicker so he had to hit it against the wall, before it flickered to life again.
Claire shook her head with a smile, “This is so lame. Ten bucks on Dean.” She said, turning to Jack. Jack tapped his pockets. “Uh, I can bet a game token on Sam.” He said. Well that wasn’t a very good bet, but Jack was what? Four? “Deal.” Claire agreed, shaking Jack’s hand.
The brothers charged at each other and their lightsabers clashed, they weren’t even using half of their strength because they both knew the plastic on the lightsabers would snap. They kept this up for a few minutes before anybody said anything, “Come on Sam, this should be a walk in the park.” Jody said, shaking her head. Jack kept alternating between “Go Sam” and “Go Dean”. Meanwhile Claire was just shouting aggressive encouragement at Dean, “Come on, my grandma could swing better than that.”
“Well maybe your grandma had an actual lightsaber.” Dean defended. “Yeah because that makes sense.” Sam said, ducking down and trying to go for Dean’s knees. “You’re supposed to defend me-” “-The Sith and the Jedi are sworn enemies.” Sam countered. Sam got distracted momentarily and Dean took that opportunity to strike. However he couldn’t bring his saber down when Sam brought his hand up.
Realizing what happened immediately Dean tossed his lightsaber at the floor. “That’s cheating!” He complained. “No, I was just using the force.” Sam defended. “Yeah well I don’t have the force.” Sam shrugged his shoulders, “Then you’re a shitty Sith.”
Dean looked at Cas and held his arms up, “It’s cheating, you know it’s cheating.” Castiel decided to play the game and kept a straight face, “Since when did the Sith ever object to cheating? In this case, it’s the force.”
“Come on Jody, back me up on this.” Dean complained. “I don’t have any special powers.”
Sam bopped Dean on the head with his lightsaber, “That sounds like a you problem, Dean.”
“Alright alright, fine. I yield.” and Sam raises his arms in victory, “Another win for the Jedi!”
Claire passes Jack 10 dollars, “Spend it all on candy.” She suggested, mentally laughing at the trio having to deal with a nephilim toddler on a sugar high. “How about we don’t do that?” Castiel suggested.
“Can we watch Baby Driver now?” “-No!”