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Venti added Amber, Albedo, Barbara, Beidou and 29 others to the chat.
28 people are now online.
Venti changed nickname to Best Bard Boi.
Lumine changed Best Bard Boi’s nickname to Venti.
Venti: meanie :(
Lumine: you don't deserve a nickname
Jean: Did something happen, Lumine?
Diluc: Venti made her pay for his tab at the tavern
Lumine: ^
Venti: I'll pay you back I swear
Diluc: you won't
Lumine: you won't
Keaya: you won't
Zhongli: You most likely will not.
Venti: HEY WHOS SIDE ARE YOU ON? YOU MOOCH OFF LUMINE TOO
Zhongli: …
Lumine: what's with everyone asking me for mora?? I'm going broke because of you guys smh
Childe: ikr
Venti: ew who let the ginger in?
Childe: you literally invited me!
Venti: ehe~
Fischl: Hi!
Venti: woah she's talking normally 😱
Fischl: no this is Bennett on Fischl’s phone I wanted to say hi!
Lumine: Do I even want to know what happened to your phone?
Fischl: I dropped it
Lumine: that's… surprisingly normal
Fischl: and then when I picked it up I got struck by lightning even though it wasn't raining! Then my phone fell into the lake ☹️
Noelle: Greetings everyone!
Noelle: Oh, Bennett, that is very unfortunate! That was the third phone you broke this week, right?
Fischl: I, Fischl, Prinzessin der Verurteilung, grace this chat with my ethereal presence! ✨
Barbara: Hi Fischl :> what happened to Bennett?
Fischl: The Adventurer Who Bares the World’s Curses fell from grace whilst descending the hill beyond the walls of Mondstadt
Kaeya: nah I'm too drunk for this shit someone translate for me
Albedo: Bennett fell off a cliff
Venti: you could understand that albedo???
Albedo: no
Albedo: he just fell on top of the flower I was sketching
Barbara: Oh no I'll go help him!!
Barbara is now offline.
Noelle: I must get back to work now, goodbye everyone :)
Noelle is now offline.
Jean: That reminds me, I also have work to do.
Jean is now offline.
Keqing is now offline.
Ganyu is now offline.
Venti: they are serious workaholics
Kaeya: yeah, should we be concerned??
Lumine: you two are just lazy
Venti: :(
Kaeya: :(
> reply to Kaeya: Diluc: ew no goodbye
Diluc is now offline.
Kaeya: bitch 😒
Klee: Bitch? Isn't that a tree? What does that have to do with Mr. Diluc?
Venti: ASJDJZKJSNSBDJEH
Albedo: KLEE NO WHAT WHERE DID YOU GET A PHONE FROM?!
Klee: Mommy gave it to me :)
Albedo: KLEE
Albedo is now offline.
Klee: oh no, is Klee in trouble again? 🙁
Klee is now offline.
Mona is now online.
Mona: Hello guys :)
Lumine: Mona where did you get a phone from? I stg if you used my mora- 😡
Childe: I gave her some mora
Lumine: bruh you were just complaining about people asking you for money what
Childe: Hydro solidarity 😌
Childe: also she told me she was homeless ;-;
Lumine: I think you're losing brain cells from me beating the crap out of you at the Golden House 😑
Childe: What is this? A bully Childe party? 😭
Lumine: no
Lumine added Scaramouche to the chat.
Lumine: ok now it is :)
Scaramouche: We're bullying Childe? Brb
Scaramouche added La Signora to the chat.
Venti: OH FUCK NO
Venti removed La Signora from the chat.
Scaramouche: oh ur still salty ab that?
Venti: fuck u too 😤
Venti removed Scaramouche from the chat.
Childe: at least I'm not the only one who hates those two
Venti: fuck you by association bye bitch
Zhongli: Please do not remove Childe from the conversation, thank you.
Venti: 🥺 fineee anything for my bestie
> Reply to Zhongli: Lumine: simp
Zhongli: I am not familiar with that word.
Lumine: I’m saying you're gay
Zhongli: I suppose so.
Venti: 😂😂😂
Zhongli: Venti why are you upset?
Venti: ?
Zhongli: You sent a crying face.
Childe: omfg kill me
Xiao: sure
Lumine: sure
Diluc is now online.
Diluc: sure
Diluc is now offline.
Childe: OH FOR FUCKS SAKE