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“WHO LET SANZU GET A SNAKE??” Rindou yelled, running out in shambles out of Sanzus room. “He’s harmless rin is just being a pussy.” there came the long haired man holding a long and small reptile rolling his eyes.
“He BIT me. He is not harmless, he is a MENACE.” Rin yelped, backing away from the snake and Sanzu and into a corner. “It's okay, harmless and menace sound similar. Mochi got confused as well.” Rin stated backing further into the corner. “Relax, I highly doubt this snake is dangerous.” Hanma spoke as he got up from the couch. He moved toward in long strodes the snake examining it.
Hanma looked around the snake's small body grinning. It's just a snake right? How harmful could it be? He stared the snake eye to eye until the snake lunged at hanmas nose. Hanma let out a small hiss as the snake dug his fangs in his nose. “I TOLD YOU MOTHERFUCKER!” Rin stated as he looked smug.
Sanzu didn't do anything but stood there holding the snake which was biting Hanma. “What's with all the noise?” Ran groaned as he walked out of a room on the side. He saw the scene of the snake biting Hanma and flinched backwards. “What the hell is a snake doing here??” he responded with shock.
“Sanzu thought it was a smart idea to take home a DEMON!” Rin yelled from across the room. “For the last time Mukie is harmless.” Sanzu groaned. “YOU NAMED IT??” the younger haitani shouted. “Of course why wouldn't i?” Sanzu stated.
No one seemed to notice hanma just lifting the snake off of his nose and grabbing it from Sanzu’s clutch and leaving the room with the snake. Rin and Sanzu kept bickering back and forth about the snake.
Ran got terrified and went back into the room he came from. It was until the two bickering realized the snake and Hanma were gone after hearing Ran’s door shut. “Sanzu, where's Hanma?” Rin uddered out. “Where's Mukie?” Sanzu looked down at his hands then around the room searching for the tiny snake.
“THE SNAKE TOOK HANMA!” Rin shouted at Sanzu. “YOU IDIOT! MUKIE DIDN'T TAKE HANMA WHO WOULD WANT HIS SLIMEY ASS?” Sanzu shouted back. “THE SNAKE DID APPARENTLY!” Rin was clearly panicking over a snake and Sanzu was walking around trying to find his pet. “Whatever you guys are screaming about can it pause for a bit? Izana is sleeping.” Kakucho huffed out in an annoyed voice walking downstairs.
“You see i would love to if sanzu didn't loose a DEMON into the house.” Rindou exclaimed, waving his hands toward Sanzu who stuck up his middle finger. “ My snake could be injured right now! Or worse, dead! We need to find Mukie. Oh hanmas missing too.” It was clear now that Sanzu’s snake might be dead that he started getting worried. “HANMAS WHAT?” Kakucho widened his eyes. “THE DAMN SNAKE TOOK HIM!” Rin screamed towards Kakucho.
“Okay i'm back and took a quick shower. Is the snake still here?” Ran walked out with a towel on his head and a loose shirt with sweats. “IT WOULD'VE BEEN BETTER IF THE SNAKE WAS HERE, THE SNAKE IS MISSING AND SO IS HANMA!” The second haitani shouted. “FUCK HANMA OWES ME FIVE THOUSAND YEN SINCE I LIED TO IZANA FOR HIM!” Ran shrieked.
“YOU LIED TO IZANA??” Kakucho switched his head over toward the older haitani. “HE WANTED TO HAVE A DATE NIGHT WITH KISAKI OR SOMETHING- OH FUCK KISAKI!” Ran called out. “OH SHIT WE NEED TO FIND HANMA BEFORE KISAKI LOOSES HIS SHIT!” Rin shouted.
“FUCK HANMA I NEED TO FIND MY SNAKE??” Sanzu called out. “Oh hey guys what's up with the screaming?” Hanma spoke while holding the reptile that caused this all. He had a bandaid on his nose. “MUKIE!” Sanzu exclaimed. The man sprinted for his snake. ( he a runner he a track star )
“I'm good thanks for asking Sanzu.” Hanma mentioned handing the slim snake over. “Fuck off” Sanzu remarked holding his middle finger up while walking upstairs. “Hanma remember the time i risked my life for you and kisaki to fuck? Yeah I'm going to need the cash soon or I'll have your head.” The older haitani grinned while saying the last part. "You can wait a bit longer yeah?" Hanma stated backing out of the room.