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!!!!!TRIGGER WARNING!!!!!
This story is being re-written. The overall plot is the same, but I'm going to be changing some details since it's been so long lol. Uh, just reread it from the start if you're not new (not that you have a choice since I'm deleting the old version :P), and if you are...welcome! :) Anyway...
Hi, everyone!
I don't usually like to write author notes in the actual text, but I need people to read this before they read the story and most people skip notes.
As you can probably guess from the tags, in this story, BTS are criminals. They're mafia, and I'm not going to make them nice mafia. There will be scenes of torture. There will be lots scenes of murder. I'm not going to make them super duper explicit, but I'm going to make them blunt. This story is like...dark fluff. Two of them might be having a cuddle scene and then suddenly the 'camera' shifts to the other end of the room and there's a man being strapped to a chair with a knife in his hand. Like, stabbed into his hand. Not like he's holding it.
I'm not going to put trigger warnings before chapters like I do in DEM and DES, because then I'd be doing that almost every chapter. So please, PLEASE. If you're not comfortable, please don't read.
For the record, I don't condone violence. I'm not saying it's okay to stab someone because they annoyed you. This is fanfiction, and that's all. Lots of people in the comments of DES said their new favorite character was Crimson, and I agreed. So I had an idea and just thought 'what if I write BTS like that?' That's all there is to it. They're morally grey people in this, but this is no way a reflection of what they are in real life.
I cannot stress this enough. It's. Just. Fanfiction.
Another thing, please don't read this if you're not at least 16. I can't stop you and I wouldn't even know if you're younger. But again, not a cute story. And while I may not curse or say anything super vulgar, that doesn't mean it won't be implied. Seriously, kids. Protect your innocence while you still can. Anyways...
Mini Prologue
“Look, I didn’t mean to eat his head! I’m sorry!”
“Sorry?! You ate my child!”
“I didn’t know he was yours!”
Hobi blinked at the scene he had just entered into, looking over to Suga in question. Namjoon entered the room, so Hobi closed the door with his scaled tail. His tail curled into a spiral on its own after he was done, just like a chameleon. “What’s up with them?”
“Jimin ate V’s last gummy bear, and V decided to bring out his acting skills,” Yoongi sat down on his seat. His ears fluttered at the grunt that followed, red fur with a black tip right on top of his head, but he ignored it. He moved his fluffy fox tail out of the way before sitting down. “They’re one camera away from being the world’s most dramatic cinematic masterpiece.”
“Hope, perfect timing. I’ve written up my report, see if you can add anything to it,” Jin said, waving over some papers. His scorpion tail was hanging above his head, and he used the heavy tip to hit away the pest that came flying at him, without even looking.
Hobi hummed in response and went over to look at the notes. He simply jumped over the trash in the way.
“Are we done with things here?” Namjoon asked. His tail flicked for a second to avoid hitting the table, and Namjoon ducked to make sure his ox horns didn’t hit the lamp.
“For the most part,” Taehyung replied, still play fighting with Jimin. His ears—big, pointy and black—fluttered. The door slammed open and V raised the bat wings sticking out of his back and flapped once, sharply, knocking out the bother who ran into them. Jimin, who was still dramatically playing with Taehyung, curled his monkey tail around the phone the intruder had dropped, picking it up and dumping it into the bag on the floor next to him. He tilted his head cutely making a face at Taehyung, making his big ears looking even cuter.
“Since we’re pretty much done here anyways, should we start moving out?” Yoongi asked. His chair groaned again, and Yoongi flicked it hard with his tail to shut it up.
Namjoon looked everything over once, and determining that things were good, he nodded. “Yeah, let’s go home. V, Jimin, Jin-hyung. Start moving the luggage into the cars. Suga, J-Hope and I will follow after looking through things once more.”
The three of them left the room, Jin joining in on the fun. Yoongi, Hobi and Namjoon finalized their notes once more before Yoongi got up. His chair groaned weakly, and Hobi looked down at the pathetic waste of a human that Yoongi was sitting on. The man looked at Hobi with lifeless eyes, and Hobi simply grinned before dropping the liquid in his hand on the man’s head.
“Good night~” Hobi greeted him brightly. Hobi let the bottle in his hand drip until he reached the door. Once everyone had left, Hobi followed the others to the car, before throwing one lit up match behind him.
BOOM!!!