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2021-07-19
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2021-07-26
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Who Killed President Fundy? The Downfall of COCONUT 2020'S Tragic Presidency

Summary:

What if COCONUT 2020 had won the election? Well, basically in this fic they did, but the public slowly turns on them, calling their policies irresponsible (etc.) Until one day, Vice President Niki Nihachu comes into work at the Presidential Office and finds President Fundy stone-dead on the floor, shattered glass and poisoned arrows everywhere. Niki quickly puts together a list of suspects, and investigates the assassination with the one person left whom she trusts. You guessed it, Wilbur Soot. But maybe Wilbur belongs on the suspect list? Is Wilbur and Niki's friendship getting in the way of the investigation? Would Wilbur really kill his own son? Maybe...

Notes:

hey sorry if this fic is trash its my first one so yea, also im pretty young and kids are stupid so yea. Also I dont ship any characters or creators featured in this fic, the relationships are in my mind purely platonic but readers may make what they will of them. Enjoy!

Chapter 1: Victory for COCONUT 2020!

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Niki laughed heartily as cheers filled the air, and Fundy took the podium. 'Dear citizens,' he said with dignity, yet with tiny, translucent tears in his eyes. 'It is my great honour to be gifted with the esteemed title of President of L'Manburg. Your wellbeing is everything I care about, and this beautiful nation deserves only the best. So my Vice President is none other than the lovely Miss Niki Nihachu! We will provide you with ice-cream and cookies galore, and serve you with both loyalty and kindness!' He looked joyfully at his good friend. 'Niki, would you like to say a few words before we wrap up the assembly?' Niki nodded nervously. She took a deep breath and stepped up to the podium, flattening her fair hair and straightening her coat-jacket. There were a few poorly muffled giggles as she adjusted the microphone, bringing it up from Fundy's noticeably lower height to her fairly average one. 'People of L'Manburg.' she began slowly, swallowing her fear. 'Today is a day to celebrate! With COCONUT 2020'S presidency our nation enters an era of peace and prosperity, not just in the economy, but in ourselves. So enjoy everyday, and keep your friends close. Don't be afraid to approach President Fundy or I if you have any questions at all. Thank you very much everyone!' The L'Manburg anthem played as Niki and Fundy strode off stage, waving to the crowd. 'Oh my goodness.' was all Niki said, as she collapsed breathless onto a backstage chair. 'I can't believe we did it!' Fundy exclaimed, pumping his fists and dancing around. 'I can't. Believe. We did it.'