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Three years on the meteor
Was not enough time
Three years of missing her
Still can’t make up my mind
Seven years of complacency
And now I have to choose
I’ve got 99 problems
And these two are 98 of them
Tried to avoid them to solve them
But Jade is done waiting and
I’ve got no room to complain
After a decade of waste
Avoiding the question:
Br o, is this fucking gay?
A little hand touch
A little eye contact
How else can I feel
When you look like that
A little blush
A little rush
Of adrenaline
Fuck now Jade is meddlin’
This is some shit we’re stepping in
I’ve got 99 problems
And these two are 98 of them
Tried to avoid them to solve them
But Jade is done waiting and
I’ve got no room to complain
After a decade of waste
Avoiding the question:
Br o, is this fucking gay?
Tried to talk to John
Gotta talk to Dirk
I snoozed too long
How is this supposed to work
I’ve got 99 problems
And these two are 98 of them
Tried to avoid them to solve them
But Jade is done waiting and
I’ve got no room to complain
After a decade of waste
Avoiding the question:
Br o, is this fucking gay?
He teaches me combat, philosophy
Fights I have never won
He teaches about life and shows me
How to do what must be done
I need another lesson
Some guidance from above
Bro, are you home?
Can you teach me about---
Gamzee?
What the fuck are you doing here?