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Operation FlowerPot: but I Actually Have a Plan
— Sorry Wolfstar, ‘Lock Them In the Kitchen’ isn’t going to work (AKA it's lame)
- Get her alone
Maybe I should rephrase that. Just me and
Kick out Remus and Sirius no that’s mean
Ugh
Get her alone.
- Get her flowers!
Lilies? Is that too cheesy?
- Pause-- ask the boys if lily flowers are too cheesy
- BACK TO THE PLAN.
Ask her if she would like to hang out with me
- Hope and pray she says yes
- Considering steps 4 & 5 go well…
Take her to the park!
- Give her the flowers
(wait but should I move this step?
Sirius has just told me it works here. Moving on to 8)
- Compliment her hair. I love her hair. I hope she loves her hair too
- Ask her if she’s too cold. Offer my jacket #ROMANCE
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Make sure not to look like a simp
because I don’t want to scare her away
- Ask her about her stay! It’s very important that she is feeling comfy at home!
- Also ask about how it was at her home !! she said she doesnt get along with her sister...
- OMG slughorn is watching me. Um
Ummmm yay for citric acid am i right
- BACK TO THE PLAN PART TWO
Maybe bring up how cute Sirius and Remus are
I don’t think thats weird because it’s what we’ve been bonding over ya know
Plus!!! Then I can make parallels
OMG im so smart
- Start talking about karaoke night
Just to get her thinking about our kiss !!
- The moon is high like your friends were the night that we first met w
went home and tried to stalk you on the internet
The wine is cold like the shoulder that I gave you in the street
Cat and mouse for a month or two or three
ONLY ONE AND A HALF MONTHS ! minus ragnarok
gotta focus, god
- Ok we should be at the park by now so lets hope we are. Make a snowman!
- Its going to be a giant snowman so we’ll be working as a team
- Sprinkle snow in her hair
wait is that mean i think she will laugh actually
- COMPLIMENT HER LAUGH
- Dont tell her its your favourite sound on earth. That is obsessive and weird
but its true
- Make a flower crown with the lilies
it will be cute i am sure
make sure that doesnt make her sad though. i dont think it will ruin the crown but just to be sure
- Put the crown on Mx. Snowy
- Don't kiss her yet. I know you will want to
- Take a picture of Mx. Snowy because they were a masterpiece and a labour of love
literally
- With that being said, let’s take a moment to remind myself:
DO NOT TELL HER YOU LOVE HER.
i know you do. sirius knows you do. BUT ITS TOO EARLY FOR SUCH SIMPERY
- Take a selfie with her !! happy memory collector
- Have a snowball fight!
- Don't hit her in the face. That is very mean (sirius did it to me once and i got a black eye)
- Omg tell her stories of when you were a little kid and would go to the park
- And bringing Sirius for the first time!
- Ask about how she met Remus
they met at summer camp james. shut up sirius, its good conversation and i want to hear her talk
- Okay! Snow angel farm. We’ll put ours right next to each other
maybe our hands will brush
- Maybe try not to act like such a school boy at that fact. No giggles
unless she’s giggling too!!
- Tell her you like when her nose does that little bunny scrunch thing.
is that rude??
mary has informed me that its endearing. Carryin on
- Bring up the fact that I totally won that snowball fight, just like our last football match. Rivalry is so fun
- Start another snowball fight
- I bet we’ll be tired by now so collapse into the snow
- Point out the clouds. Lily likes clouds.
Right??
Remus said “sure, mate”. i think that is a yes
- Let it be COMFY silence for a bit. I don’t need to talk all the time. It will be peaceful. Remus and Sirius do it all the time, just lay together. Its cute!
- Sit up
james did you need to write that down? yes pete SHUSH
- Ask if I can tell her something important. Big newsッ
- Make sure im facing her for the big reveal. this is important
- Eye contact ♡
- Okay here we go, the big moment
- Dont panic.
- Dont freeze.
- Tell her how I feel !!!!!!
should I draft this?
No that's desperate
- prepare for rejection. just in case
- Considering she reacts well, KISS HER!!
- Stop panicking James.
- Ask if she wants me to be her bf
Or if she wants to be my gf
Which is better phrasing???
(marlene threw a pen at me when i asked but i think that means the first one)
- Give her a hug! One of those bear hugs
~be careful not to ruin her outfit tho
- Walk her home ♡♡
- Ask for her ring size
- Marry her.
This is for future me of course
But it’s important to note for myself
YAY FOR JAMES EVANSシ
Update:
WE’RE DATING NOW BUT THIS PLAN WENT TO SHIT