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After a night with more sex than sleep, the usual question emerged: "Who should fetch breakfast?"
Nicky: "So, how do we decide who should fetch breakfast?"
Joe, who was laying with his head on Nicky's chest and was playing with Nicky's fingers looked up at him.
Joe: "A staring contest. It's over quickly which means we can resume our activities in bed."
Nicky: "Activities in bed? Is that we call sex now?"
Joe: "It's better than when back in the renaissance called it "midnight training with swords". Remember how hard it was to get rid of the recruits, who wanted to know, why it was we wanted to train sword fighting at that time of the day?"
Nicky laughed the carefree laugh Joe loved so much.
Nicky: "And you had to come up with a training session just to stop them asking."
Joe: "I've still not forgiven Andy for making us take that part of the mission, that required us training recruits, while she tried to seduce a general for information."
Nicky: "What I remember the best is Quynh, who kept on stepping on Andy's foot every time she walked past her because Quynh was stuck in the kitchen as a maid and was forced to pluck chickens, which she hated."
Joe: "Do you remember that a couple of weeks after the mission was over and we woke when Andy screamed."
Nicky: "Because Quynh had gathered all the feathers from the chickens and left them in Andy's bed together with a live chicken."
Joe: "Which resulted in that we didn't eat chicken for close to a century whenever Andy was around."
They both laughed so the tears ran down their cheeks and their ribs were hurting.
Nicky: "So, the rules for your staring contest?"
Joe: "First one blinks fetches breakfast."
They looked at each other but after a couple of seconds, Nicky slowly moved his toe up Joe's inner tight which made Joe flinch and he blinked.
Nicky: "Ha you lost so you're getting breakfast, Tesoro."
Joe: "You cheated."
Nicky: "Did not. It was you who made the rules and you didn't mention that I couldn't touch you."
Joe: "Fine then but first a kiss."
Joe leaned in for a kiss that started slow but seconds later Nicky pressed his tongue in between Joe's lips, who granted him access and they met in a messy kiss until Nicky suddenly pulled his head away with a smirk.
Joe: "Hey, I was in the middle of something."
Nicky: "The faster you fetch breakfast the faster you can return to whatever it was you were doing."
Joe let out a grown and reluctant he got up, where he grabbed his pants.
Joe trying to be the adult one: “Don’t look at me like that, young man.”
Nicky tilts his head: “Like what?”
Joe: “Like that, Babe, so please save it until I return.”
Nicky: "Just reminding you of what you're leaving behind."
Joe leaned in over the bed before running a finger over Nicky's cheek.
Joe: "You're the only person I won't ever leave behind, Nicolò."
Nicky: "Me either."
They kissed quickly before Joe forced himself to leave.
Nicky: "Remember the figs."
Joe: "And the pancakes, bread, jam, and tea."