Archive of Our Own ^beta

Chapter Text

LOLA AND MILES 

MILES: Hey. 

LOLA: Hi. 

MILES: Thanks for telling me. 

MILES: I know it must’ve been terrifying. 

MILES: Like, I can’t even imagine. 

LOLA: It’s all good. 😊

LOLA: I’m glad I was able to before… 

LOLA: You know, I made any decisions without you. 

MILES: Yeah, I’m really grateful Lo. 

LOLA: Oh Miles, it’s all so new for both of us. 

MILES: 😅 Haa… yeah. I know. 

MILES: It’s gonna take forever for me to wrap my head around it. 

LOLA: Me too me too. 

LOLA: Especially once I start getting bigger. 

MILES: Hey, if you need anything. Anything at all. 

MILES: Text me, call me. 

MILES: Me first okay? 

LOLA: Ok! 

MILES: Seriously Lola, I really really wanna help you. 

LOLA: Of course, I know that Miles. 

LOLA: You’ll be the first person I ask for help okay? Promise. 

MILES: Good. 😊

Chapter Text

MILES AND FRANKIE 

FRANKIE: I’m so mad at you. 

MILES: What?!?!?!?! 

MILES:

FRANKIE: Fuck you. 

FRANKIE: How do you get my BEST FRIEND pregnant? 

MILES: Well see, the penis goes into the vagina… 

FRANKIE: CAN YOU FUCKING NOT BE GROSS?!?!?!?!?! 

FRANKIE: LIKE I NEED THAT IMAGE IN MY HEAD NOW 

MILES: You asked. 🙄

FRANKIE: It was rhetorical jackass. 

MILES: Hey Franks you learned a new word! 

FRANKIE: Never mind. You can’t be serious. 

MILES: What exactly do you want me to do here? 

MILES: Abandon Lola? 

FRANKIE: Of course not! 

FRANKIE: What is wrong with you? 

FRANKIE: Why would you think I’d want that?! 

MILES: Because you sound pretty PISSED Franks, you’re not exactly being subtle about it! 

MILES: It happened. We’re keeping the kid. 

MILES: You’ll need to make peace with it eventually but your feelings really aren’t my priority here anymore Frankie. The baby and Lola’s are. 

FRANKIE: Ew that sounded way too mature for you. 

MILES: I need to be. 

MILES: And so do you once you become an aunt. 

FRANKIE: 🥺

FRANKIE: 😒 

MILES: I know. 

MILES: Believe me. I know.

Chapter Text

LOLA AND FRANKIE

FRANKIE: 🤬

LOLA: 😳

FRANKIE: 👆🏼

LOLA: 😓

FRANKIE: 👿

LOLA: 😬

FRANKIE: 🤮

LOLA: 🤐

FRANKIE: 🤡

LOLA: 😥

FRANKIE: 🤧

LOLA: 💔

FRANKIE: 🙄

LOLA: 😭

FRANKIE: 😒

LOLA: 😢

FRANKIE: 😪

LOLA: ❤️❤️❤️

FRANKIE: Love you too Lo. ❤️

Chapter Text

THEATRE CREW 

GRACE: 👀 

JONAH: Something to share for the class? 

RASHA: Hi! 

GRACE: Hi Rasha. 

ZOE: Guys check on page 15 and tell me what you think about the line change near the middle. 

ZOE: Like let’s fucking go already Jesus. 

ZOE: Not you Rasha you’re doing amazing sweetie. 

RASHA: 🥰 

LOLA: These chips are to die for. 

MILES: Lo it’s 8 in the morning. 

GRACE: 👀

JONAH: Grace WHAT? 

GRACE: Nothing. 

ZOE: FOCUS PEOPLE! 

MILES: Sorry Zoe. 

Chapter Text

THEATRE CREW 

GRACE: 👀

JONAH: Grace. 

JONAH: If you’re not gonna say anything what the fuck even is the point in this.

GRACE: 👀👀👀

LOLA: Cheetos or Doritos? 

RASHA: I like those ketchup chips. 

RASHA: Canada is hilarious. 

ZOE: lol 

MILES: The line changes were fine by the way Zoe. 

ZOE: Well then GET OFF YOUR PHONES. 

Chapter Text

THEATRE CREW

GRACE: 👀

JONAH: 🙄

ZOE: Here we go. 

GRACE: Wait, why are you even here Zoe? 

ZOE: Rasha added me. 🥰 

RASHA: ❤️

MILES: Zoe reads over my work. 

GRACE: K. 

LOLA: I need a raincheck guys. 

LOLA: Feel like I’m gonna throw up. 

MILES: Everything okay? 

LOLA: Yeah this yogurt just isn’t sitting right. 

GRACE: 👀

JONAH: STOP DOING THAT 

Chapter Text

THEATRE CREW

GRACE: 👀

JONAH: Ignore her. 

GRACE: 👀

MILES: Yeah. Anyway. 

MILES: Rasha, keep reading. 

Chapter Text

JUST GRACE 

GRACE: 👀

GRACE: 👀👀👀👀

GRACE: 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

GRACE: You people have no fucking idea huh. 

GRACE: lmao 

Chapter Text

LOLA AND MILES 

MILES: Hey how’re you feeling? 

LOLA: Okay. 

LOLA: Lots of nausea in the morning. 

LOLA: But by midday it passes. 

MILES: Do you need anything? 

LOLA: CHIPS. 

MILES: You got it. See you soon. 

Chapter Text

SHAY, LOLA, AND FRANKIE 

LOLA: Hey Shay. So you know too now. 

SHAY: Sure do I guess! 

FRANKIE: Fucking wild huh? 

SHAY: Since when do you swear like that Franks? 

FRANKIE: Since my brother fucked my best friend and got her pregnant. 

LOLA: 😳

SHAY: Gross. 

FRANKIE: I’m well aware. 

FRANKIE: DEEP BREATHS. 

FRANKIE: Ok ok I’m calm now. 

SHAY: You sure? 

FRANKIE: Yeah yeah. 

FRANKIE: Sorry Lola. 

FRANKIE: How’re you feeling? 

LOLA: It’s ok. 

LOLA: And I’m ok. 

LOLA: Weird weird cravings though. 

LOLA: Since when do I like ketchup chips? 

FRANKIE: lol 

SHAY: I’d kill for a smoothie right now. 

SHAY: You guys wanna meet up? 

SHAY: We can talk more. 

LOLA: Oh yay sure! 

LOLA: Frankie? 

LOLA: Please? 

FRANKIE: Yeah sure! Sorry Hunter’s being annoying right now. 

LOLA: lol 

FRANKIE: See you soon! 

Chapter Text

FRANKIE AND ESME 

ESME: Hiiiiiiiiiii 

FRANKIE: Hi Esme. 

FRANKIE: 🥰

ESME: Let’s hang out, I’m bored. 

FRANKIE: Ok! 

FRANKIE: I like hanging out with you these days. 

ESME: Everything ok? 

FRANKIE: It’s about to get a lot worse. 

ESME: You can talk to me. 

FRANKIE: Really? 

ESME: Meet me by Trattoria, it’s in Yorkville. 

ESME: We can dish dish dish. 

FRANKIE: Haha ok see you soon.

Chapter Text

GRACE AND THE BOYS

GRACE: Jonah you can’t seriously not notice it. 

JONAH: Is this about you always doing those fucking eyes in the other gc? 

GRACE: YES 

ZIG: What other gc? 

ZIG: I’m not in your other gc? 

GRACE: You wanna read our conversations about Miles’s play? 

ZIG: Hard pass. 

ZIG: Oh I have an extra ticket. 

ZIG: Esme broke up with me. 

JONAH: FINALLY 

TINY: SHE broke up with YOU? Not the other way around? 

GRACE: Guys who cares about Esme? 

ZIG: She’s been hanging out with Miles’s sister now too. 

ZIG: How’re BOTH Hollingsworth siblings bisexual? Figures the little incel isn’t. 

GRACE: Heh that’s cute. 

TINY: How is that cute? 

GRACE: WHO CARES. 

GRACE: You barely even liked Esme anyway. 

GRACE: Save it for your slutshame gc. 

ZIG: We don’t have… that. 

TINY: 🤐

GRACE: Sure. 

GRACE: JONAH 

JONAH: WHAT 

GRACE: TELL me you’re not an idiot. 

GRACE: 👀

JONAH: Just spit it out Grace for fuck’s sakes. 

GRACE: I always post 👀 when Lola takes her first bite in her chips. 

TINY: lmao who cares if she’s eating chips? 

GRACE: Before it’s even 9 in the morning?!?!?!?! 

GRACE: Do any of you crave chips that early?! 

GRACE: Heavy white cheddar popcorn?! 

ZIG: Ooh I could go for some of those. 

GRACE: 🙄

JONAH: OH FUCK 

GRACE: Theeeeere it is. 

JONAH: OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO 

TINY: ??? 

ZIG: 🤷🏻‍♂️

JONAH: Jesus H goddamn motherfucking Christ on a cracker I AM an idiot! 

GRACE: lmaoooooooooo 

ZIG: 😨

ZIG: STRAIGHT EDGE SWORE 

ZIG: AND USED THE LORD’S NAME IN VAIN

JONAH: Dude you don’t even know ohohohohohohoho… 

TINY: I’m completely lost. 

GRACE: Oh gods I forgot you’re here… yeah it’s better you don’t know yet. 

TINY: Don’t know what?! 

JONAH: It’ll come out eventually, don’t stress. 

TINY: Oh yeah I’m really stressed about it. 🙄

JONAH: 😏

Chapter Text

GRACE AND ZIG

ZIG: So Lola’s pregnant huh? 

GRACE: ?!?!?!?!?! 

GRACE: How in the fuck did YOU figure it out and Tiny still hasn’t clued in? 

ZIG: lol I was dating Esme, dude. 

ZIG: I had to clue into contraceptives and signs of pregnancies REAL FAST ya know? 

GRACE: Okay that’s fair. 

GRACE: lol 

ZIG: Is it Tiny’s? 

GRACE: DUDE 

ZIG: What? 

GRACE: Of course it’s not Tiny’s! Don’t be a jackass! 

ZIG: 🤷🏻‍♂️ 

ZIG: Then who could it be? Somebody from outside the school? 

GRACE: 🤨

GRACE: I guess it isn’t your fault. You aren’t at rehearsals. 

ZIG: It’s Miles’s, eh? 👀

GRACE: Jesus Zig since when did you get smart all of a sudden? 

ZIG: HEY! 

ZIG: I know shit about PEOPLE alright. 

GRACE: lol 

ZIG: Tiny’s gonna flip though. 

ZIG: He used to date Lola. 

GRACE: Which is why you won’t say anything right? 

GRACE: Right? 

GRACE: RIGHT?! 

ZIG: It’s not my problem, let him figure it out. 

ZIG: But he IS gonna flip out. 

GRACE: No shit. 

Chapter Text

THE TEACHERS 

PERINO: My money’s on Miles. 

SIMPSON: Are we really doing this? 

GRELL: Doing what? 

ARMSTRONG: I can’t substitute for gym tomorrow, my wife’s getting her ultrasound. 

PERINO: HEH. 

MITCHELL: It’s definitely Miles’s. 

JEAN-AUX: I think the little bébé is Tiny’s. 

PERINO: Wrong. 

ARMSTRONG: We’re discussing THIS?! 

SIMPSON: I’m too old for this damn school. 

PERINO: Fuck else are we gonna do dude? 

PERINO: These kids drive me up the wall too. 

ARMSTRONG: My money’s on Tiny too. 

SIMPSON: Really? 

SIMPSON: Et tu bruté? 

ARMSTRONG: As if students don’t gossip about teachers. 

MITCHELL: It’s Miles’s. 

PERINO: How’re you so sure? 👀 

MITCHELL: Saw them making out under the stairs a couple of weeks ago. 

SIMPSON: Oh JESUS 

PERINO: I KNEW IT AAAHAHAHAHAHA 

JEAN-AUX: 😨

JEAN-AUX: OHH! 

GRELL: 🤨

GRELL: What is wrong with you people? 

PERINO: Buzzkill. 

Chapter Text

THEATRE CREW 

GRACE: 👀

Lola has left the chat. 

GRACE: NOOOOOOOOOOO 

ZOE: Nice going Grace. 

RASHA: 🥺

MILES: I’ll add her back. 

JONAH: 🙄

Lola has joined the chat. 

Lola has left the chat. 

Lola has joined the chat.

MILES: LOLA STAY 

LOLA: I don’t need this right now guys. 

GRACE: Lola I’m sorry. 

GRACE: I was just joking around. I’m really happy for you two. 

ZOE: We all are. 

ZOE: RIGHT GUYS? 

RASHA: Of course! Congratulations! ❤️

JONAH: I mean I got no leg in this. 

MILES: Thanks. 

JONAH: I’m kidding. You guys seem happy. 

JONAH: Grace is a clown at heart. 

JONAH: We’re all learning things today apparently. 

LOLA: lol 

GRACE: 🥺

LOLA: So that’s why you kept posting that emoji huh. 

GRACE: Your chips were loud dude. 

LOLA: lmao fair. 

GRACE: If it makes you feel any better none of them clued into it. 😉

LOLA: It does actually lol. 

MILES: Alright now that we’re back on track???? 

ZOE: Hey that’s my line! 

GRACE: SHE DOESN’T EVEN GO HERE 

LOLA: 😂

Chapter Text

LOLA AND MILES 

MILES: Hey. 

MILES: You feeling good? 

MILES: How was the ultrasound? 

MILES: I’m so sorry I couldn’t join you. 

LOLA: It’s ok! 

LOLA: Frankie was actually really helpful. 

LOLA: And your mom I guess. 

MILES: 😓

MILES: Was she… good? Annoying? 

LOLA: Eh. 

LOLA: She was a mom. 

LOLA: I’m glad they’ve both at least come around to it. 

MILES: Heh yeah there’s that at least. 

MILES: You feeling okay? Need anything? 

LOLA: I’m fiiiiiiiiine. But thank you for asking. 

LOLA: Meet up soon though. 

LOLA: I just wanna… hang out, ya know? We never really get to do that. 

MILES: Lola. 

LOLA: What? 

MILES: That sounds like a marvellous idea. 

LOLA: 😊

Chapter Text

SHAY, LOLA, AND FRANKIE 

LOLA: Ugh guys I feel like I just threw up my burger from last night. 

SHAY: And why the hell are you telling us this? 

LOLA: Morning sickness. 😢

FRANKIE: Okaaaayyy 

Chapter Text

SHAY, LOLA, AND FRANKIE 

LOLA: 🤮

SHAY: Gross. 

FRANKIE: Lola. 

LOLA: Barf barf barf. 

Chapter Text

SHAY, LOLA, AND FRANKIE

LOLA: My boobs are so tender. 

SHAY: 🤨

SHAY: Tell Miles that. 

FRANKIE: EW 

LOLA: Haha… 

SHAY: Oops sorry. 

FRANKIE: 😩

LOLA: Frankie you’re dating Esme huh? 

FRANKIE: Yes. 

FRANKIE: We’ve established this. 

SHAY: Feel like that’s weirder than Lola pregnant with your brother. 

LOLA: lmaooo 

LOLA: Nah Esme’s ok. 

LOLA: She’s like the only one in the whole school who doesn’t give me shit about this pregnancy. 

FRANKIE: Yeah so BE NICE. 

SHAY: Whatever. 

SHAY: Girl’s night? We watching Four Brothers? 

LOLA: Ooh we haven’t seen that in awhile. 

FRANKIE: Garrett Hedlund!!! 😍😍

LOLA: He kinda looks like Miles. 

FRANKIE: He DOES NOT. 

SHAY: lmao he doesn’t Lola. 

LOLA: I know I’m just messing around. 

LOLA: You bring the DVD I bring the ice cream GO. 

Chapter Text

LOLA AND MILES 

LOLA: Miles, my boobs are tender. 

MILES: 🥵

MILES: Hot. 

LOLA: LOL oh you. 

MILES: Sorry again about Tristan. 

LOLA: It’s fine. 

LOLA: He seems… fun. 

MILES: He basically lives off thinking he’s Kurt Hummel from Glee. 

MILES: I honestly don’t miss him and don’t appreciate the way he spoke to you. 

MILES: I’m devoted to you and to you only. 

MILES: And the baby lol. 

LOLA: I know Miles. 

LOLA: This situation is… you know. 

MILES: Yeah. 

LOLA: Different. 

LOLA: But I’m over it. 

LOLA: And my boobs are tender. 

LOLA: 😘

MILES: 🥵

LOLA: Get here quick. 

Chapter Text

LOLA AND MILES 

LOLA: 👅

MILES: 🍆

LOLA: LMAO

Chapter Text

LOLA AND GRACE 

GRACE: Oh my gods Jonah is being so fucking annoying. 

LOLA: He’s always annoying. 

GRACE: HEY 

LOLA: Emo fucker. 

GRACE: lmao 

GRACE: He keeps disagreeing on the type of lighting we should use for a particular scene. 

GRACE: Anyway how’re you feeling? 

LOLA: Fineeeee. 

GRACE: I assume I’m not the only one who’s been asking. 

LOLA: Eh. I understand why everyone does. 

LOLA: There needs to be at least one pregnant teen for each gen at Degrassi. 

GRACE: At every school. 

LOLA: TRAILER TRASH ALERT 

GRACE: Never! 

LOLA: Whatever the lighting issue is, I agree with you over Jonah. 😘

GRACE: You’ve always had swell taste Ms. Pacini! 

Chapter Text

LOLA AND GRACE 

GRACE: Ugh sorry Tristan was a dick. 

LOLA: I’ll tell him off one day. 

GRACE: Oh please don’t. 

GRACE: I feel like you’d be pretty brutal too. 

LOLA: 😘

GRACE: 😩

Chapter Text

LOLA AND DIANA 

DIANA:

LOLA: ❤️

Chapter Text

LOLA AND MILES

LOLA: Miles. 

LOLA: What the FUCK was all that? 

MILES: Lola come on. 

LOLA: You have to be better than that! 

LOLA: At my dad’s restaurant too, seriously? 

MILES: Lo, Tiny started the fight. 

LOLA: I don’t care. You didn’t have to take part in it! 

MILES: Lo, they sent me to his table. 

MILES: And I kept trying to leave the fight. 

MILES: But he wasn’t stopping. 

LOLA: Oh God. 

MILES: I’m really really sorry that we fought and that your dad probably hates me now. 

MILES: But you can’t blame it all on me. Ask Frankie, she saw the whole thing. 

LOLA: Ugh Miles, I’m sorry. 

MILES: I totally get it. I really will try harder. 

LOLA: This is such a mess. 

MILES: I know. 😕

LOLA: And I got Shay now wondering what the fuck is going on. 

LOLA: I’m honestly so mad at Tiny right now for pulling this crap. 

MILES: It’s gonna be a little crazy right now, but I promise you the initial shock from everyone will die down. 

LOLA: I know it’s just uuuuuuuugggghhhhh I wish we could skip ahead to that. 

MILES: lol yeah same. 

LOLA: You owe me bubble tea when you come by then! 

MILES: On it! 

Chapter Text

VLOG CREW

BAAZ: Hi Uncle Hunter! 

HUNTER: Dude fuck you. 

VIJAY: Shut up Baaz. 

BAAZ: No I don’t think I will. 😤

LOLA: I WILL leave. 

YAEL: NO we need your consultation. 

YAEL: Ignore him, he’s an idiot. 

BAAZ: Hey! 

VIJAY: You are. 

LOLA: lol 

BAAZ: 😤😤😤

BAAZ: Oh so it’s a bad thing that Hunter’s gonna be an uncle? 

HUNTER: 🙄

HUNTER: Obviously not dickhead. 

HUNTER: But can we concentrate please? Before lunch is over? 

VIJAY: This cafeteria food, I swear it’s made of maggots. 

LOLA: Oh THANKS. 

VIJAY: Oh!

VIJAY: Lola I’m so sorry! 

LOLA: You’re not wrong though. 

YAEL: I’ll jot that down for another segment. 

BAAZ: Juicy. 😈

YAEL: Right now Lola I need to know when you want us to film your next pregnancy session. 

LOLA: I have a Mommy and Me class tomorrow, but I can stop by your place after. 

VIJAY: Aww Mommy and Me. 🥺

LOLA: 😘

HUNTER: Yeah and guess who’s taking her? 

BAAZ: YOU?!?!?! 

HUNTER: I’ll come by too Yael. 

YAEL: See you guys then! 

LOLA: I’ll bring candy! 

Chapter Text

FRANKIE TO LOLA 

FRANKIE: LOLA 

FRANKIE: LOLA 

FRANKIE: LOLA 

FRANKIE: LOLA 

FRANKIE: LOLA 

FRANKIE: LOLA 

FRANKIE: LOLA 

FRANKIE: LOLA 

FRANKIE: LOLA 

FRANKIE: LOLA 

FRANKIE: LOLA 

FRANKIE: LOLA 

FRANKIE: LOLA 

FRANKIE: LOLA 

FRANKIE: LOLA 

FRANKIE: PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE FORGIVE ME!!!!!!!!!!! 

Chapter Text

FRANKIE TO LOLA 

FRANKIE: Lola. 

FRANKIE: I won’t bother you anymore, I promise. 

FRANKIE: I just want you to know that I know I fucked up. Please don’t blame Esme. 

FRANKIE: There’s no excuse for what I did. 

FRANKIE: How you and the baby could’ve gotten hurt. 

FRANKIE: I’m gonna try and change how I act, ok? 

FRANKIE: I’m gonna be the best aunt I can be for you, even if you don’t forgive me by then. I’ll give you space and I’ll wait as long as you need me to. 

FRANKIE: Whenever you’re ready to talk, text or call me, ok? 

FRANKIE: I really am sorry. It’ll never happen again. 

FRANKIE: And I’ll always tell you the truth. 

FRANKIE: Love you. ❤️

Chapter Text

SHAY AND LOLA 

SHAY: For the love of God forgive her soon, she’s depressing the hell out of me. 

LOLA: FINE 

Chapter Text

MILES AND WINSTON

WINSTON: Hey man! 👻

MILES: Yo. 

WINSTON: We need to hang out. Asap. 

MILES: I’ll fucking say. 

WINSTON: You look like SHIT lately. 

MILES: Thanks. 

WINSTON: I say that with love. 🥺

MILES: Gay. 

WINSTON: Ohohohooo look who’s talking! 

MILES: lmao I’m kidding 

WINSTON: Seriously, you doing okay? I heard about… you know. 

MILES: Yeah, who fucking hasn’t? 

WINSTON: Sorry dude. 

WINSTON: You know I’m always here for you. 

MILES: Thanks man. 

MILES: Yeah I could definitely use a guy’s night soon. 

WINSTON: Cool. Cool cool cool. 

WINSTON: Dance Dance I presume? 

MILES: Oh shit it’s been FOREVER. 

MILES: And the last time we hung out and played it… 

WINSTON: Yeah. Tristan was there. 

WINSTON: 😅

WINSTON: Hope he’s doing better though dude. 

WINSTON: But I do like Lola a lil more. She’s like this small ball of sunshine. 

MILES: Heh thanks I’ll tell her that. 

WINSTON: Don’t you DARE. 

MILES: You sure it’s cool you come over? After everything with Frankie? 

WINSTON: Dude she’s with Esme. 

MILES: WHAT?!?!?! 

WINSTON: 😨

WINSTON: Shit. 

WINSTON: Shit shit shit. 

MILES: I’m totally messing with you man I already know lmao 

WINSTON: DUDE 

WINSTON: That is not cool! 

WINSTON: Why would you even ask me then?!?!?! 

MILES: Because it’s a genuine question???? 

WINSTON: Yeah OBVIOUSLY it’s fine it’s been a long time anyway! 

WINSTON: How did you even know?! 

MILES: Dude. 

MILES: I’m literally the only bisexual she knows. 

MILES: Who else is she gonna talk to about this? 

WINSTON: nnnnn fair 

WINSTON: Still man, rude. 

MILES: lmao 

MILES: You’ll survive. 

WINSTON: Yeah I guess you’re the one who’s dealing with more in the long run lmao 

MILES: 🙄

WINSTON: See you sooooooon asshole! 

MILES: See you soon. 

Chapter Text

SHAY, LOLA, AND FRANKIE 

LOLA: Guys the baby kicked! 

LOLA: GUUUUYYYSS!!! 

SHAY: Oh wow Lola that’s amazing! 

FRANKIE: 😨

FRANKIE: So cute! 

LOLA: It’s crazy huh? 

FRANKIE: I’ll say! 

FRANKIE: But I can’t wait until this baby gets bigger and bigger!

SHAY: We’re gonna be the BEST aunts! 

LOLA: 🥰

Chapter Text

LOLA AND MILES 

LOLA: The baby kicked! 

MILES: AND I’M NOT THERE?!??!?!?! 

LOLA: Hurry hurry!

Chapter Text

LOLA AND TINY 

LOLA: Thank you for apologizing to Miles.

TINY: Yeah yeah yeah

LOLA: I know it must’ve killed you inside.

TINY: Well I… definitely shouldn’t have picked a fight where you work.

LOLA: That is true.

TINY: And I had to deal with Shay being pissed too so.

LOLA: Oh hell no we can’t have that lol

TINY: lol

TINY: Miles is okay.

LOLA: Thank you lol

Chapter Text

LOLA AND ESME 

LOLA: Hey Esme.

ESME: 👋🏼

LOLA: That talk we had meant a lot to me.

ESME: It did?

ESME: Damn, I thought you’d find me weirder than you already did.

LOLA: Oh honey I don’t find you weird!

LOLA: You’re UNIQUE.

ESME: Oh brother lol

LOLA: It meant a lot though because I know you didn’t HAVE to explain why you understand what I’m going through, but you still did.

LOLA: I appreciate it.

ESME: Ugh do you think Frankie would find it weird?

LOLA: This is a very progressive age we live in!

LOLA: I HIGHLY doubt she’ll care.

LOLA: She really likes you. 👀

ESME: Haaa I like her too.

ESME: Aww thanks Lola, I needed this. 😊

LOLA: 🥰

Chapter Text

LOLA AND MILES 

LOLA: Hey Miles.

LOLA: Have you texted Maya yet?

MILES: Why would I do that?

LOLA: Excuse me what????

LOLA: Because she got hurt and she’s your friend?????

LOLA: Don’t you want to check up on her?

MILES: Are you sure you’d be okay with that?

LOLA: Jesus, I’m not telling you to start sexting each other.

LOLA: Check on her, I wanna know how she’s doing too.

MILES: Yeah?

MILES: I mean… she’s my ex Lo.

LOLA: So fucking what?

LOLA: WAIT

MILES: 🤨

LOLA: Lemme get this straight lol

LOLA: You can check in on Tristan frequently to make sure he’s okay, but not Maya?

LOLA: Are they not BOTH your exes?

MILES: Huh.

MILES: That’s a good point…

MILES: Okay thanks Lo, I’ll text her.

LOLA: 😊

Chapter Text

MILES AND MAYA

MILES: MAYAAAAA

MILES: I miss you, how’ve you been doing?

MAYA: Better, thanks for asking.

MAYA: I didn’t know you were in the hospital when Esme and Frankie found me.

MAYA: I’m so sorry your sister had to see that.

MILES: Hey, no worries!

MILES: I’m glad she found you! And that you’re doing better now.

MAYA: 😊

MILES: I really do hate how we haven’t hung out much.

MILES: I don’t like that bullshit where exes can’t be friends, ya know? I mean we didn’t hate each other or anything.

MAYA: I know, it really is stupid.

MAYA: We’ll hang out more.

MAYA: Sorry I ruined the night of your play too.

MILES: Yes Maya you truly are the worst lmao

MILES: Again, don’t fucking worry about it lol

MAYA: I guess I’m way overdue congratulating you on the baby.

MAYA: How did Lola manage the show?

MILES: She was fine, she’s a spitfire that one!

MILES: And thanks haha 😅 these last few months have been a LOT.

MAYA: Oh God I can imagine.

MAYA: How’re you holding up?

MILES: We’re getting by.

MILES: Hey I never properly thanked you by the way.

MAYA: ???

MAYA: For breaking up with you or for ruining your play lol

MILES: lol

MILES: For getting that Yates fucker fired from the school.

MAYA: Oh!

MAYA: Really?

MILES: Yes really! He was weird!

MILES: Who the fuck goes around hitting on so many students like dude show SOME class.

MILES: I’m honestly shocked someone else didn’t come forward.

MILES: I guess I was pretty confused about it too.

MILES: But really Maya, thank you.

MAYA: Aww shucks lol

MAYA: I feel like that happened a century ago.

MILES: I’LL FUCKING SAY LOL

MILES: Honestly though for real for real, who knew what he would’ve done to one of us or even to Tristan if you hadn’t interfered?

MAYA: Can I be honest with you?

MILES: Of course!

MAYA: I feel like my interfering is what pushes people away.

MAYA: You, Zig, Tristan.

MAYA: After Cam died I just couldn’t handle seeing people I cared about get hurt.

MAYA: And it only made things worse.

MILES: It really didn’t Maya.

MILES: Like when you broke into my house thinking I was hurting myself.

MILES: I know it was excessive, but I see now it came from a good place.

MILES: I’m really sorry I got so mad about it, I see now why you were worried.

MAYA: Haaa I know but I still needed to tone it down.

MILES: No Maya, you didn’t.

MILES: Just take care of yourself first now, that’s all that matters.

MILES: But in the future more people will realize that having you in their lives meant they actually had someone who cared about their well-being.

MAYA: Damn you really are a writer huh.

MILES: As I live and breathe!

MAYA: Thank you Miles, I appreciate you saying this stuff.

MAYA: You’re gonna be a great dad.

MILES: lol thanks 😅

MILES: If you need me for anything, let me know okay!

MAYA: Hey likewise!

MILES: 😊

Chapter Text

LOLA AND ZOE 

ZOE: Hey Lola!

LOLA: Hi!

ZOE: Sorry I haven’t checked in personally on you until now.

LOLA: Oh believe me, it’s fine.

ZOE: It’s just, this stuff that’s been going on with my mom.

ZOE: And there’s the school functions I gotta deal with outside just the play.

LOLA: Whoa don’t even worry about it.

LOLA: I’m glad you pushed me into talking to Miles. I’ll always be grateful for that.

LOLA: But don’t feel like you’re obligated to my wellbeing. We aren’t really FRIENDS anymore.

ZOE: I don’t have a lot of friends, Lo.

ZOE: I never really properly um… apologized to you and Frankie and Shay huh. Especially Frankie.

LOLA: Why?

LOLA: Oh right the nudes lol

ZOE: I was in a… REALLY bad place then.

ZOE: But distributing our bodies like that, throwing YOU GUYS into my fucked up idea, it wasn’t right.

ZOE: Ugh god, Rasha doesn’t even KNOW about that part of me!

LOLA: Don’t worry.

LOLA: We’ve moved past it, nobody will mention it to her.

LOLA: I mean, if Grace hasn’t by now, why would we?

ZOE: If it were me I definitely would’ve told her.

LOLA: Well, I had to stop acting like a high school brat pretty fast.

LOLA: And through your experiences you have too!

LOLA: I mean I’m gonna have a baby, we gotta set an example ya know lol

ZOE: So true.

ZOE: Sorry Grace was being so silly.

ZOE: She doesn’t gossip often but when she does it always comes outta left field.

LOLA: Oh hey it was actually pretty funny!

LOLA: Who knew she had a personality outside of judging everyone!

ZOE: Hey now!

LOLA: I’m kidding.

LOLA: That’s mostly Jonah anyway.

ZOE: THAT’S fucking true lol

ZOE: You let me know if you need anything okay?

ZOE: You were great on stage by the way!

LOLA: Thank you Zoe. 🥰

Chapter Text

LOLA AND MILES 

MILES: For a boy what do you think about the name Ernest?

LOLA: God you’re such a nerd.

LOLA: No.

MILES: lol

LOLA: And not Francis too, I know where your mind is going.

LOLA: No weird literary names.

MILES: lol that’s too close to Frankie’s name anyway.

LOLA: Truuuue.

MILES: What about William?

LOLA: You need to read more works by women babe.

MILES: Okay what about Jane!

LOLA: Or Emily… 👀

MILES: I don’t know a single nice Emily.

LOLA: lmao

MILES: I’ll get you a good name just you wait!

LOLA: I look forward to it!

Chapter Text

MILES AND TRISTAN 

MILES: Hey.

MILES: This is the last time I’m ever gonna text you.

MILES: I’m sorry you got hurt Tristan, but you really always were such an asshole huh?

TRISTAN: Excuse me?

TRISTAN: Oh right lol

TRISTAN: I think your little girlfriend needs to grow a pair if she’s gonna be a teen mom and she can’t handle a simple conversation.

MILES: LOL

MILES: People have normal conversations all the time Tristan.

MILES: You legitimately are just an asshole.

MILES: Did you even know Zoe was hurting herself?

TRISTAN: Wait what?

MILES: Winston told me.

MILES: Part of it was because you couldn’t properly support her figuring out her sexuality.

MILES: Oh no she HAD to only like girls because then everyone would just steal all the guys away from you!

MILES: Word of advice dude. Maya and Zoe never STOLE me or any other guy from you. You’re just an asshole.

TRISTAN: Whatever Miles.

TRISTAN: Is she okay now?

MILES: Ask her yourself dude lmao

MILES: Hopefully you can pull yourself outta your perpetual victim complex long enough to finally apologize to Maya too.

TRISTAN: Why would I do that? I didn’t drive her to suicide.

MILES: WOW

TRISTAN: I didn’t mean it like THAT Miles, come on. 🙄

MILES: No you sure wanted pizza real quick though! 

MILES: Jesus, I meant about protecting us from Yates and how you still somehow acted like she ~stole all the men~ from you.

TRISTAN: So my feelings weren’t valid?

MILES: Do you even understand that this guy actually DID make you and a lot of other guys at the school victims, but you were mad at the wrong damn thing?

MILES: Jesus Tristan and you wonder why guys went and dated someone who actually protected and cared about them lmao

MILES: You’re too much.

MILES: I’m glad you actually didn’t take me back, lord I’d probably be so fucking miserable right now.

TRISTAN: You're gonna be a dad at 17, Miles. 

MILES: SURE AM! 

MILES: Makes ya think huh! 

MILES: I'm still happier now than when I was with you though! AS A TEEN DAD SOON LOL 

MILES: At least now I don’t need to worry about whether I’m GAY or STRAIGHT with Lola. She just accepts me for who I am, which is more than you could ever do with ANYONE.

MILES: Do me a favour and never talk to Lola again for me, k? K bye.

TRISTAN: Whatever.

Chapter Text

MAYA AND TRISTAN 

TRISTAN: Hey Maya.

MAYA: Whoa you’re texting me?

MAYA: How’re you feeling? Are you okay?

TRISTAN: Fucking Miles…

MAYA: What?

TRISTAN: Nothing.

TRISTAN: I was actually texting to ask how YOU were doing.

MAYA: I’m okay. Better I guess.

MAYA: Katie’s been around more.

TRISTAN: Oh that’s nice, what’s she been up to?

MAYA: She’s in her school’s soccer league right now and started up some eco-friendly club there.

MAYA: Same old same old with her, just now in university doing it lol

TRISTAN: That’s good!

MAYA: Seriously, how are you recovering?

MAYA: I’m so sorry, I should visit more.

TRISTAN: It’s… fine Maya.

TRISTAN: You’re going through your own thing.

TRISTAN: We definitely gotta hang out again soon though.

MAYA: Yeah for sure!

TRISTAN: And um… thank you for getting rid of Yates.

TRISTAN: I’m sorry I never properly realized what you did was a good thing until now.

MAYA: HUH

MAYA: So Miles told you off.

TRISTAN: 😓

TRISTAN: I’m sorry.

MAYA: Water under the bridge. 😊

Chapter Text

GRACE, ZOE, AND LOLA

GRACE: Jesus Lola

LOLA: 😘

ZOE: That was BRUTAL

LOLA: He had it comin, he had it comin, he only had himself to blame 🎶

ZOE: Oh my God I love that musical.

GRACE: Did I really have to sit there with him when it happened?

LOLA: I thought I was perfectly polite actually!

ZOE: Everything she said wasn’t wrong Grace.

GRACE: I know but DAMN.

LOLA: lol don’t mess with me when I’m pregnant!

GRACE: God NOTED

ZOE: lol

Chapter Text

LOLA AND MILES 

MILES: What about Middleton?

LOLA: Now you’re just fucking with me.

MILES: It’s a good name!

MILES: After this old English writer!

LOLA: Yeah you introduced me to one of his stuff and I still don’t know what the fuck he’s saying.

LOLA: How WHITE do you think this baby’s gonna be?!

MILES: lol

LOLA: Gonna get his ass beat up at school, I’m gonna be the tiny Latina mamma kicking everyone’s asses back.

MILES: Alright alright I get it.

LOLA: What about Alice?

MILES: Ooh or Lewis!

LOLA: MILES

MILES: LEWIS IS A GOOD NAME

LOLA: I’m not suggesting it because of goddamn Alice in Wonderland, it’s just a good name!

LOLA: Ooh what about Wendy.

MILES: Okay now YOU’RE just fucking with me.

MILES: That name literally originates from Peter Pan lol

LOLA: No shit??

LOLA: I didn’t know that!

LOLA: Okay what about Rebecca?

MILES: After the Daphne du Maurier book character?

LOLA: Good God I get it already, you read.

MILES: I’m sorry, I can’t help myself! 😅

LOLA: I guess you can’t lol

LOLA: And now actually I like the name Daphne.

LOLA: Also I assume we’ll get the baby baptized in my church.

LOLA: Please.

MILES: Yeah I actually don’t think that’ll be a problem.

MILES: My family’s never been that religious.

LOLA: I can change that!

LOLA: Even though I’m a pregnant teen lol

LOLA: But remember. So was Mary. 👀

MILES: LOL

LOLA: Ooh I like that name!

Chapter Text

THE TEACHERS 

GRELL: I think we should do something for Lola.

PERINO: Who?

SIMPSON: Seriously?

GRELL: Very funny.

GRELL: You were gossiping about that poor kid a hot second ago.

MITCHELL: Guys, serious question. Are we one step away from creating a blog about our students?

PERINO: lmao

GRELL: Oh lord, of course not.

ARMSTRONG: We’re not, Blake. Come on.

PERINO: We talked about one of them getting pregnant, sound the alarm!

JEAN-AUX: What did you have in mind, Lydia?

GRELL: Well, it’s like pulling at teeth getting that girl to visit my office.

ARMSTRONG: Yeah she’s been storming out of my class a lot.

SIMPSON: The heavily pregnant teen doesn’t wanna participate in gym?!?! 😮

ARMSTRONG: 🙄

PERINO: lol

ARMSTRONG: Yeah look who’s talking, Dom. God forbid she miss one of your assignments right!

SIMPSON: You guys need to cut her some slack.

ARMSTRONG: Archie, how’re we supposed to do that if she won’t let us?

ARMSTRONG: I’ve been TRYING to get her to complete more work at home.

JEAN-AUX: Ces enfants think they can handle everything on their own, then once the stress actually kicks in…

PERINO: Yeah, it’s aggravating and sad to watch all at once.

GRELL: Right.

GRELL: And I get it.

GRELL: If I were in her situation at her age I’d be intimidated by what adults suggest too.

SIMPSON: Ahh Lydia, I always liked how reasonable you were.

PERINO: 🙄

MITCHELL: Well, I’ve spoken to Miles about getting into creative writing next year, but who knows if he still will.

GRELL: I’m not even talking about school.

GRELL: Anybody could get back into school at whatever age, it doesn’t matter if they want a break.

ARMSTRONG: Don’t tell them that, they’ll slack off.

PERINO: lol

GRELL: I just think we can put together some stuff from our family and friends.

GRELL: I know the Hollingsworths are rich, but I also know a lot of you have met that family.

PERINO: Hoo boy, yup.

GRELL: And the Pacinis are sweet, but it may be a lot for them.

JEAN-AUX: I like this idea, I have a sister with kids too old for their baby clothes now.

SIMPSON: I can give them some of Jack’s old toys.

GRELL: Perfect! But be discreet. Before those two act all humble and refuse our help.

PERINO: How about they remember we were young and dealing with having kids before too.

ARMSTRONG: Honestly.

Chapter Text

LOLA AND DIANA 

DIANA: Lola, I noticed that you brought over some frozen dishes.

DIANA: Honey, you know you can’t have ready to eat meats and seafoods, it’s bad for the baby.

LOLA: What?

LOLA: Oh of course I know!

LOLA: That was just for your family, I wasn’t gonna eat it.

DIANA: Are you sure?

LOLA: The first stuff I looked into was food, don’t worry.

LOLA: I promise.

DIANA: Okay that’s good. :)

LOLA: 😊

Chapter Text

LOLA AND DIANA 

DIANA: Oh Lola

DIANA: I also wanted to mention.

DIANA: You didn’t really eat much at our last dinner.

DIANA: You know you need to for the baby, you’re eating for two.

LOLA: Oh believe me Mrs. Hollingsworth I’m eating lol

LOLA: I’m eating a LOT

LOLA: I think some of the meats were bothering my stomach, that’s all.

LOLA: Remember that episode of Friends?

DIANA: I don’t follow.

LOLA: Oh it’s one of the Thanksgiving episodes where Brad Pitt guest stars and it was around the time when he and Jen Aniston were still together.

LOLA: That audience was HAPPY happy ya know?

DIANA: Oh yes I remember that one.

DIANA: My kids used to watch it all the time.

DIANA: Especially Hunter strangely enough.

LOLA: Oooh noted. 👀

LOLA: Anyway, remember how Rachel had an aversion to certain types of meats?

LOLA: And when Phoebe was having her brother’s triplets (lol) she suddenly had huge cravings for meat even though she was a vegetarian?

LOLA: I was having Rachel’s problem. The chicken kinda made me nauseous.

LOLA: I’m sorry, it looked so delicious too and normally I’d eat it.

DIANA: Oh honey!

DIANA: Why didn’t you just say so!

DIANA: I’ll keep that in mind next time!

LOLA: It’s fine, thank you! 😊

Chapter Text

LOLA AND DIANA 

DIANA: Oh Lola.

DIANA: I bought you some vitamin D supplements from this little store on the Danforth.

LOLA: Um… you mean the Big Carrot?

LOLA: Their dispensary?

DIANA: YES have you been?

LOLA: Um… not really. Once or twice when I was little.

LOLA: We can’t really afford organic stuff all the time.

LOLA: There’s a good Argentinian butcher we usually go to anyway.

DIANA: Okay well if you need any stuff from there let me know!

LOLA: Um I don’t really take supplements. We aren’t big on pills in my house.

DIANA: These are all natural, don’t worry!

DIANA: Please take them, it’ll be one less thing I worry about.

LOLA: Oh okay thank you!

Chapter Text

LOLA AND FRANKIE

LOLA: Frankie.

FRANKIE: ??

LOLA: I know your mom means well but she’s been pretty overbearing lately.

FRANKIE: lol

LOLA: It is NOT FUNNY.

FRANKIE: I’m sorry, I’ll try and talk to her.

FRANKIE: But she probably feels bad because she knows our dad’s such a dick.

LOLA: I really do appreciate how much she’s trying, I know it’s a weird situation.

LOLA: I just… I need some space, ya know?

LOLA: And I don’t feel like bothering Miles about this.

FRANKIE: Say no more, let me worry about her.

LOLA: Thank you! I’m sorry if it might sound bitchy.

FRANKIE: No it’s okay, my mom’s like that. And I appreciate you coming to me before accidentally exploding at her or something. I’ll talk to her.

LOLA: uwu you’re the best.

Chapter Text

SHAY, LOLA, AND FRANKIE 

SHAY: How’s it going?

FRANKIE: Lola is having a GREAT time

LOLA: I’M SO SORRY FRANKS!!! ☹️☹️😢😢😩😩☹️☹️😢😢😩😩

SHAY: Will someone PLS tell me what’s going on?

FRANKIE: Ask Lola

LOLA: Thanks

A half hour later…

SHAY: Guys, is everything okay over there?

SHAY: I hate staying out of the loop

LOLA: We’ll talk about it later

Another half hour later…

SHAY: Guys

SHAY: GUUUYYYYSSS

SHAY: This blowsss

SHAY: I just worry for my girls. 🥺

Two hours later…

LOLA: It was a disaster Shay, I’ll tell you all about it

SHAY: Ugh, I’m sorry

SHAY: What’s Frankie doing? Why isn’t she answering her phone?

LOLA: Well, Esme appeared at the dinner

SHAY: Oh boy

LOLA: It was random, but she wasn’t as annoying as you’d think

LOLA: But I think she got into a fight with Frankie after I had to lie down

SHAY: Why did you have to lie down?

SHAY: Are you okay?

LOLA: I’m fine

LOLA: Ugh this whole thing happened with me and Miles

LOLA: He called my doctor without consulting me Shay!

SHAY: Hmmmmmm look, I have an idea

SHAY: Since Frankie’s probably wallowing away in her room, how about we surprise her with all her favourite snacks?

SHAY: And we can talk all about the dinner together, okay?

SHAY: Better than writing a wall of text. You can both vent to me

LOLA: Ugh you’re so good to us bestie 🥺

SHAY: 🥰

Chapter Text

DIANA (HOLLINGSWORTH MAMA) AND ERNESTO (PACINI PAPA)

DIANA: Hello

DIANA: Is this Lola’s father?

ERNESTO: Yes

ERNESTO: You can call me Ernesto

ERNESTO: This is Miles’s mother or father?

DIANA: Mother

DIANA: You can have me down as Diana

DIANA: I assume we’ll be in contact with each other now

ERNESTO: Yes that sounds reasonable

DIANA: How’s Lola feeling?

ERNESTO: She’s fine thank you

DIANA: If you need anything please let me know!

ERNESTO: Of course

Chapter Text

HOLLINGSWORTH FAMILY GROUPCHAT (NOT INCLUDING THEIR DAD)

MOTHER: Kids

MOTHER: You don’t understand how insane this all is

HUNTER: What?

HUNTER: Miles having a baby?

HUNTER: Noooooooo we don’t understand at ALL

MOTHER: No you don’t!

MOTHER: This is so mind boggling I just tried to reach out to Lola’s father and it was EXTREMELY uncomfortable!

MILES: Mom

MILES: Hunter was being sarcastic

MILES: We know it’s crazy

FRANKIE: Lol

MOTHER: You think this is funny?

FRANKIE: At the risk of you misreading me being sarcastic too… no mom of course I don’t

FRANKIE: I’m sorry

FRANKIE: You gotta laugh about it though once in awhile right??

MOTHER: What do you mean?

FRANKIE: It’s obviously insane and those two should get their shit together already

MILES: Hey!

HUNTER: LOL

FRANKIE: But what’re we gonna do?

FRANKIE: Stress them out some more?

MILES: Wait good point

FRANKIE: I’m smarter than I look 😤

HUNTER: Said no-one

FRANKIE: 🖕🏼

MILES: Mom why were you talking to Lola’s dad?

MOTHER: Because it’s smart for us to correspond

MOTHER: Do you think it’ll just be you kids handling this?

MILES: No I know

MOTHER: All I said was that I wanted to help

MILES: Oh okay

MILES: Don’t worry

MILES: We appreciate it

MILES: Don’t let this stress you out too it’s all crazy and strange for everyone 

MOTHER: Oh well I can imagine

FRANKIE: Hey what if we actually had a dinner together just the four of us?

FRANKIE: JUSTTTTT

FRANKIE: The four of us

MILES: Subtle

HUNTER: No thanks

MOTHER: Yes it sounds nice!

FRANKIE: We’ll get mimosas!

MOTHER: Frankie…

MILES: 😅

Chapter Text

CANTINA EMPLOYEES

LUCIA: It’s hard to get a hold of you Lautaro so I’ll just message everyone here

BELINDA: What what’s wrong?

LUCIA: We need to talk about Lola

LAUTARO: I don’t know if I feel comfortable with that

LUCIA: She doesn’t need to be working so much is what I’m saying

BELINDA: Oh agreed

CARLOS: Ay Dios mio did you see her drop all those plates?!?!

CARLOS: Why does she do that to herself she couldn’t even hold that many without a baby bump!

BELINDA: We know

LUCIA: She’s overcompensating

LUCIA: So it’d be better if we didn’t give her much work that way she won’t feel the need to prove herself

CARLOS: Teenagers

BELINDA: I know

LUCIA: What do you think Lautaro? Don’t you agree?

LAUTARO: I know her padre would appreciate it

LAUTARO: You know him though he never actually SAYS it

LAUTARO: Too proud

CARLOS: Where do you think Lola gets it from?

BELINDA: So true

LUCIA: Now that that’s settled

LUCIA: Can you believe that woman’s back? 👀

BELINDA: I knoooowww

LAUTARO: Alright I’m over this conversation

LUCIA: Ernesto will probably have her help out though

LAUTARO: WHAT NO

CARLOS: Oh brother

LUCIA: Be civil but the gc can stay salty

LAUTARO: Oh absolutely

BELINDA: Heh

CARLOS: What does that mean? Salty?

LUCIA: The kids are saying it these days

LUCIA: It means we can gossip about her here because I cannot stand that puta

LAUTARO: Ay Dios mio…

CARLOS: 💀

Chapter Text

SHAY, LOLA, AND FRANKIE 

LOLA: Guys the baby kicked and I can’t sleep now!

SHAY: Jesus Lola it’s 3 in the morning

LOLA: I KNOW! 😭

LOLA: 🤮🤮🤮

FRANKIE: What’s wrong what’s happening

FRANKIE: Is the baby okay?!

LOLA: The baby’s fine

SHAY: It kicked

SHAY: Again 🙄

FRANKIE: It is 3 in the morning and you decided to tell us that?

LOLA: Yup 😇

FRANKIE: God I’m never gonna get back to sleep now

Chapter Text

SHAY, LOLA, AND FRANKIE 

LOLA: Guys guys guys

LOLA: Guys the baby kicked again!

SHAY: You are NOT doing this every night to us

FRANKIE: Yeah CONGRATS or whatever but it’s 4 in the morning now

LOLA: Frankie you can tell time? 👁👄👁

FRANKIE: GO TO SLEEP

Chapter Text

SHAY, LOLA, AND FRANKIE 

LOLA: THE BABY KIIIIIIICKED

FRANKIE: Congrats

SHAY: Trying to sleep here

LOLA: If I can’t sleep neither can you bitches

Chapter Text

SHAY AND FRANKIE 

SHAY: Hey just mute the gc every night before you go to bed

FRANKIE: I don’t know how to do that! 😭

SHAY: 🙄

SHAY: Click the top where all our icons are

SHAY: You see the info sign?

FRANKIE: Ya

SHAY: Click that, scroll down, hide alerts

FRANKIE: Ooooooh

FRANKIE: Neat thanks

FRANKIE: But what if there’s an actual emergency?

SHAY: Miles will probably tell you and we have the separate messages anyway

FRANKIE: Okay true

FRANKIE: God she’s so annoying

SHAY: Pregnant women tend to be that way

FRANKIE: Lol

Chapter Text

JUST LOLA 

LOLA: GUYS

LOLA: You’ll never believe it!!!

LOLA: But

LOLA: THE BABY KICKED!!!!! 🎉🎉🎉

LOLA: Guys???

LOLA: Hellooooooo

LOLA: Oh I see how it is lol

Chapter Text

FRANKIE AND ESME

ESME: Hey boo

ESME: You get any sleep last night

FRANKIE: Yes finally

ESME: Why what’s wrong??

FRANKIE: Lola kept texting us in the middle of the night

FRANKIE: The same shit over and over too, how the baby kicked

FRANKIE: Like it’s not NEWS at this point anymore good God

ESME: That’s fucking hilarious 😂

FRANKIE: IT IS NOT

FRANKIE: How would you like it if it were you?

ESME: Well I’m usually helping her these days when she wakes up and I don’t sleep much anyway

FRANKIE: Oh

ESME: But that’s still fucking hilarious lmaoooo

FRANKIE: 🙄

FRANKIE: Traitor

ESME: Xoxo see you soon lol

Chapter Text

SHAY AND ESME

SHAY: Hey Esme

ESME: Whoooo is this?

SHAY: Frankie gave me your number

ESME: Bitch?!?!

ESME: Max how tf did you even get HER number let alone mine?!

SHAY: Who the hell is Max, this is Shay

ESME: OOOOOHHH

ESME: Lol ok PHEW

ESME: Sorry about that lol heyyy

SHAY: ???

ESME: Don’t worry about it some guy drama from my old school

SHAY: Is everything okay? Is someone bothering you?

ESME: No no I’m fine thanks for worrying

SHAY: 😊

ESME: But truth be told, I AM a little surprised you’re messaging me

SHAY: Well I figured we’re gonna be seeing a lot of each other more now that you and Frankie have gotten serious

ESME: Truuuue

ESME: You’re probably assuming I’ll hurt her huh considering what happened with her brother

SHAY: No I was worried about YOU

SHAY: She told me you’re staying at Lola’s right now

ESME: Oh fantastic… 🙄

SHAY: Please don’t be mad at her

ESME: Whyyyyy because I’m crazy?? 🤪🤪

SHAY: Esme

SHAY: As if Lola wasn’t gonna tell me too

ESME: Oh lol… that’s a good point

SHAY: What I’m saying is, you can come and hang out at my place too if you ever need to

ESME: Wait what?

SHAY: Yeah I’m sure Lola’s got a lot on her hands these days

SHAY: I mean… you know

ESME: Lol yeah

SHAY: Just don’t go back to your dad he sounds like a loser and you don’t deserve that

ESME: Oh… okay

SHAY: If you just wanna stay somewhere… if Lola’s been dealing with too much

SHAY: You can hit me up

ESME: Aww okay that’s actually really nice

ESME: I’m surprised!

SHAY: Ha-ha

SHAY: No alcohol or drugs though

ESME: I’ve been trying to cut down

SHAY: That’s good lol

ESME: And I don’t mind being with Lola right now

ESME: Her dad’s being a total tyrant I’m sure she told you in class about the phone situation

SHAY: Ugh yeah I feel so bad for her

SHAY: I mean she’s pregnant what more does he think she could get up to?

SHAY: And I can’t stand her mom

ESME: At least she has a mom

ESME: Good cook too

SHAY: Oh right… sorry

ESME: No you’re right though

ESME: She’s so tryhard you know?

ESME: Bitch who are you to suddenly waltz back into Lola’s life and tell her what she can and can’t do? Where were you for the better part of her LIFE?!?!

SHAY: Exactly!

ESME: But yeah Lola really needs the company I feel so bad for her

SHAY: That’s sweet of you I’m glad she has you there then

ESME: Yeah and don’t worry I don’t drink or smoke weed around a pregnant girl

SHAY: I knooowww I didn’t think that you did

ESME: You thought it a little

SHAY: Okay a little bit lol

ESME: LOL

ESME: I get it I guess

SHAY: Really though when her parents stop acting like assholes and she has the baby we’ll all hang out more

SHAY: I’m sure she’d like that

ESME: She definitely would!

SHAY: Also I need your help with an assignment

ESME: REAlly??

SHAY: Lol

SHAY: I’m not a big Humanities buff and don’t really get why we need to learn about ancient cultures

ESME: Say no more

ESME: I’ll show you my notes in class

SHAY: Thank you! 🥺

ESME: Sure thing bestie

SHAY: Oh lord lol

Chapter Text

LOLA AND MILES

MILES: Ok ok ok ok ok ok I got some names

LOLA: 😯

MILES: Olivia

LOLA: … Oh that’s not bad

MILES: For a girl

LOLA: No Olivia for a boy Miles DUH

MILES: Lol 😅

LOLA: GENDER IS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT THOUGH DON’T FORGET

MILES: Gotta get you away from Yael

LOLA: I’m right though

MILES: You are

LOLA: Okay you can put Olivia on the maybe pile

MILES: Jade or Summer for a girl

MILES: Maybe Stella too

LOLA: …

LOLA: I’m gonna catch the pattern here

MILES: What pattern there’s no pattern

LOLA: Mhm…

MILES: Well those are my suggestions for girls

LOLA: And for guys?

MILES: Jason or Trevor

LOLA: Mhm yeah but not Arjun or Hale because they aren’t our ethnicities right

MILES: Oh shit I’ve been caught

LOLA: What about the name Quentin next huh

MILES: It’s a good show!

LOLA: Well maybe don’t make me watch these things with you and I won’t catch on

LOLA: You know we like to cruise imdb

LOLA: You’re so silly but for what it’s worth Margo and Alice are good names

MILES: 👀

MILES: Killing Quentin was bullshit

LOLA: I know

Chapter Text

MILES AND WINSTON 

MILES: 😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬

WINSTON: I didn’t kiss anybody I swear! 😭

MILES: You didn’t do anything Winston relax

MILES: Wait DID YOU?!

WINSTON: No dude lol too busy trying to get into a good college

WINSTON: What did Tristan do now?

MILES: LOL

MILES: Has nothing to do with him… this time

MILES: It’s Lola’s parents

WINSTON: Uh oh

MILES: They won’t let her have her phone or leave the house once she’s done school!

WINSTON: Oh shit

MILES: What do I do I miss her so much! 😭😭😭

WINSTON: I know man I’m sorry

WINSTON: You guys will figure something out

Chapter Text

MILES AND WINSTON 

MILES: WINSTONNNNNNN

WINSTON: What?! Is the baby okay?!?!

MILES: I MISS HERRRRRR 😭😭😭

WINSTON: Saw you at the Cantina the other day don’t you two snuggle there or whatever

MILES: Yeah with everyone breathing down our necks, real fun

MILES: WINSTONNNNNNN

WINSTON: WILSONNNNNN

MILES: Very funny 😩

WINSTON: Man read a book to distract yourself

MILES: Oh yeah like I haven’t done that by now

WINSTON: Just don’t get restless dude

MILES: Who MEE?

WINSTON: 🙄

Chapter Text

WINSTON, GRACE, AND ZOE 

WINSTON: You people gotta help me

GRACE: Who is this?

WINSTON: Don’t joke I’m serious!

GRACE: I actually don’t know who this is

WINSTON: Is this Zoe?

GRACE: No

WINSTON: IT’S WINSTON

GRACE: Lol tf you need to contact Zoe for

GRACE: I mean I know you two dated but eh

WINSTON: Wait so who is this then?

GRACE: Grace dude

WINSTON: Pleeeeease put me in a groupchat with her maybe she can help

GRACE: Is this about school?

WINSTON: It’s about Miles

GRACE: NOW I’m interested

WINSTON: Yeah big surprise

Zoe has been added to the chat.

ZOE: Hi

ZOE: What am I doing here

WINSTON: ZOE I NEED YOUR HELP

WINSTON: MILES IS DRIVING ME CRAZYYYYYY

ZOE: Okay?

ZOE: What am I supposed to do about it?

WINSTON: I just

WINSTON: Ugh never mind

Winston has left the chat.

GRACE: That was weird

ZOE: I’ll say

GRACE: Drama king

ZOE: Right?

Chapter Text

MILES, FRANKIE, AND HUNTER 

MILES: Hey guys

MILES: Mom wants us to pick up some parenting dvd

HUNTER: The hell is a dvd

MILES: Lol

FRANKIE: Ikr

MILES: But seriously

MILES: It’s a compare and contrast kind of thing from like 1970s to now

FRANKIE: You can’t be serious

HUNTER: I’d literally rather you shoot me in the head right now

MILES: And they say women are more dramatic

FRANKIE: Eyyyyy

HUNTER: 🙄

HUNTER: Why are WE doing homework on YOUR kid

MILES: It’s not homework since this baby will be a permanent part of OUR family

MILES: But I guess we don’t need to involve Uncle Hunter

HUNTER: That’s cold bro

FRANKIE: It is a lot for mom

MILES: Look she means well and I really wanna show Lola’s parents that all of us are trying

FRANKIE: They still won’t let you two contact each other huh

MILES: No

HUNTER: That’s so stupid

MILES: I don’t wanna push their buttons any more than I already have

HUNTER: It’s not really fair though dude

MILES: Thanks I know it’s not but I’m really gonna try here

FRANKIE: Okay don’t worry I’ll get Hunter to watch the video

HUNTER: 🙄

HUNTER: Whatever wouldn’t want to suddenly not be an uncle

MILES: Thank you 😭

Chapter Text

FRANKIE AND HUNTER 

HUNTER: We gotta do something

FRANKIE: About Miles?

HUNTER: Duh

HUNTER: I dunno I feel bad it’s clearly getting to him

HUNTER: And they managed to let Lola finally join us for the club she’s pretty miserable too

FRANKIE: Aww

FRANKIE: Yeah I know

FRANKIE: It’s cute they’re both trying to put on brave faces huh

HUNTER: Man I’d be kicking and SCREAMING

FRANKIE: Oh I know you would

FRANKIE: But honestly same

HUNTER: His birthday’s coming up too and they won’t let him see the girl who’s having his KID??? It’s so stupid

FRANKIE: It is

FRANKIE: Ugh I can’t believe I’m doing this but I think I have an idea

HUNTER: What?

FRANKIE: It involves me contacting my ex boyfriend and getting him involved 😪

HUNTER: What does Jonah care all they did was work on a play together

FRANKIE: Winston you idiot Miles’s best friend?? Hello???

HUNTER: OH lol

FRANKIE: Ya

HUNTER: Good do that I’m sick of seeing them this way

FRANKIE: True it’ll be better in the long run

HUNTER: DO NOT add him to this chat

FRANKIE: Lol why not?

HUNTER: Whatever you plan I’m on board with it ok?? I got shit to do games to play

FRANKIE: Okayyyy lol

Chapter Text

FRANKIE AND WINSTON

FRANKIE: 👋🏼

WINSTON: ❓

WINSTON: Frankie?

FRANKIE: Hi

WINSTON: What’s up?

WINSTON: Need homework help?

FRANKIE: Not exactly…

WINSTON: What is it?

FRANKIE: Well you know how Miles’s birthday’s coming up right?

FRANKIE: A big one too his 18th!

WINSTON: Yup

WINSTON: You wanna surprise him with a Lola date huh

FRANKIE: Yesssssss God

WINSTON: I’m waaaaaay ahead of you there

WINSTON: Glad you messaged me first though before I had to

FRANKIE: Sure

WINSTON: So what did you have in mind?

FRANKIE: Thought you were waaaaay ahead of me

WINSTON: Lol well I was thinking we could trick them both by taking them to a fancy dinner

WINSTON: Really freak Miles out too with that

FRANKIE: That’s… a good idea actually lol

WINSTON: I have those more often than people think!

FRANKIE: How’re we gonna do this without all the parents knowing?

WINSTON: Just… learn to be discreet?

FRANKIE: Ha ha I know how to be discreet

FRANKIE: I’ll keep you updated on my end then

WINSTON: Cool cool cool

WINSTON: After we trick them you uh… doing anything after?

FRANKIE: I probably will be doing something with Esme

WINSTON: What? HER?

FRANKIE: Calm down we don’t do anything crazy

WINSTON: Mmmhm

FRANKIE: I gotta gooooo ✌🏼

Chapter Text

MILES AND ESME 

MILES: Hey Esme

MILES: How’ve you been holding up?

ESME: Lola isn’t with me Miles

MILES: Did I say her name?

MILES: I’m just wondering if you’re doing okay since you got a place to stay

MILES: Is it okay there?

ESME: Eh

ESME: The usual with her mom but it’s nicer than what I had before

MILES: I’m… really sorry you had to deal with that

MILES: Explains a lot I guess

ESME: What’s that supposed to mean? 🤨

MILES: I remember you talking about him sometimes

MILES: Sorry I just feel bad I wish I’d helped you sooner

ESME: Oh okay

ESME: Well thanks for checking up on me

ESME: It is nice at Lola’s

ESME: And she does actually miss you sooooooo much

MILES: I miss her too! 😭

MILES: LET HER KNOW

ESME: Lol I will

MILES: I’m glad you’re doing better though 😊

ESME: Listen I don’t do this very often but I’m sorry I got you hooked on drugs

ESME: I’m shocked Frankie still likes hanging out with me

MILES: We were both going through some shit then

MILES: Just take care of yourself

MILES: For Frankie too, she really cares about you

ESME: I know

ESME: I will ☺️

Chapter Text

SHAY, LOLA, AND FRANKIE 

LOLA: This is awful

LOLA: This is terrible

FRANKIE: ??

SHAY: What’s wrong are you okay??!?!?!?! 

LOLA: I need to start getting

LOLA: Maternity clothing

LOLA: 😭😭😭

SHAY: Oh good God Lola, you scared us!

FRANKIE: Wait Lola are you pregnant or something? We didn’t notice!

FRANKIE: Mind BLOWN

SHAY: Ok lol

LOLA: 🙄

LOLA: I can’t believe I don’t fit in any of my cute clothes anymore!

SHAY: That tends to happen when you get pregnant Lola, yeah

LOLA: FINE

LOLA: Be mean to poor pregnant lil old me

FRANKIE: Oh she’s gonna be HUGE too, eh? She’s so petite

SHAY: Ifkr

LOLA: 😭😭😭😭

FRANKIE: Lo, there’s actually some really cute maternity stores all around the city

FRANKIE: I think I know one at Yorkdale

FRANKIE: We can go with you make it a girl’s day!

LOLA: Really? 🥺

SHAY: Sure that sounds fun!

LOLA: You guys are the best!

Chapter Text

LOLA AND MILES 

MILES: Babe

MILES: I am so glad you’re wearing stuff that fits you better

LOLA: I was starting to look kinda silly huh?

LOLA: 😳

MILES: Not SILLY just

MILES: Uncomfortable

MILES: And the last thing you need is to feel uncomfortable in your clothing right now

LOLA: I know that’s true

LOLA: I do feel more comfortable now

MILES: AND

MILES: You look very very cute

LOLA: Yeah?

MILES: Been thinking about you all day 🥵

LOLA: Keep it up I should be at your place in ten minutes

MILES: Excellent

Chapter Text

SHAY AND FRANKIE 

FRANKIE: Siiigh 

FRANKIE:

SHAY: What's wrong 

SHAY: Oooooh it's taking everything in me not to ASSUME that it's HER 

FRANKIE: Lol 

FRANKIE: No, Esme's fine 

FRANKIE: We've mostly just been helping each other with homework 

FRANKIE: Amongst other things 👀

SHAY: AMONGST ooh that's a big word for you! 

FRANKIE: 🖕🏼

FRANKIE: What about you and Tiny you two good? 

SHAY: Yeah we're great! 

SHAY: He's soooo smart Franks 

SHAY: And I feel like this huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders ya know 

FRANKIE: What do you mean? 

SHAY: I was so worried about Tiny and Lola and I should've just listened to her 

FRANKIE: It's ok you always have a right to your feelings and they DID date 

FRANKIE: Actually I wonder what it would've been like if we had had a proper girl's night like she wanted 

FRANKIE: I think that was THE night 

SHAY: Oh wow it's wild how that stuff can happen huh 

FRANKIE: I know 

SHAY: I miss her now 

FRANKIE: Me toooooo 

FRANKIE: That's why I'm so sad! 

SHAY: Totally fair I'm sad too 

SHAY: It's not the same just seeing her at school, not even being able to hang out with her after 

SHAY: Maybe if they wanted her to live like she was in the military they should've thought about it sooner 

FRANKIE: Ifkr 

FRANKIE: Let's wallow in sadness together!!! 

SHAY: Esme's so lucky she actually gets to see her 

FRANKIE: I KNOWWWWWW

Chapter Text

SHAY, LOLA, AND FRANKIE 

LOLA:

FRANKIE: OMGGGGG 

SHAY: LOLA! 

FRANKIE:

SHAY:

LOLA: Thank you I feel the love ❤️

FRANKIE: So what happened! 

LOLA: Well 

LOLA: For one thing note to everyone: if you plan a surprise that involves me disobeying my parents we need to let Shay in on it too

FRANKIE: Oh SHIT 

SHAY: That's who my mom was talking to on the phone! 

FRANKIE: Lola I am so sorry I swear I thought I planned everything PERFECTLY 

FRANKIE: I got Winston involved and we're not exactly friends! 

LOLA: It's okay, we still really appreciated the gesture 

LOLA: And we had a lot of fun

SHAY: So your mom discovered you went out? 

LOLA: I thought the conversation was gonna be a lost cause 

LOLA: But I feel like she actually listened to me and felt bad that I use my phone for pregnancy stuff 

LOLA: Like she wasn't in my life for half of it and was making me miserable without my phone 

LOLA: So maybe she got the message 

FRANKIE: Well clearly, you have your phone back! 

SHAY: We're so happy we can be here for you again! 

LOLA: Me too 😊

LOLA: Some weird shit is going down though 

LOLA: And NO Shay it has nothing to do with Esme 

SHAY: Lol 

LOLA: Like something to do with why my mom left 

LOLA: But she wouldn't tell me 

LOLA: YET 

FRANKIE: Ooh 👀

FRANKIE: Keep up updated on THAT 

LOLA: Absolutely 

LOLA: But first I need to talk on the phone with Miles for 6 hours 

LOLA: TAH! 

Chapter Text

SHAY, LOLA, AND FRANKIE

SHAY: Hey guys! 

SHAY: Text me when to meet up for the project! 

SHAY: Guys? 

FRANKIE: Don't worry we will! 

FRANKIE: Just been busy with Lola's parents and stuff you know 

SHAY: Oh ok cool 😊

Chapter Text

JUST SHAY

SHAY: 🙄

SHAY: This is typical

Chapter Text

SHAY AND LOLA 

SHAY: Look 

SHAY: Lola 

SHAY: I understand why you're pissed 

SHAY: And I'm really sorry about what I said 

SHAY: But I'd be lying if I acted like I didn't believe it on some level 

SHAY: And that's messed up and I know it 

SHAY: University isn't the be-all end-all of life not everyone needs a degree in science 

SHAY: I get that 

SHAY: So I'm gonna work on how I look at you, at anybody, who might want something different in life

SHAY: But please 

SHAY: I need you and Frankie and everyone to understand that this is what's important to ME

SHAY: I'm here to help you when you need me but I can't put my life on hold because you and Miles and Frankie made a different decision 

SHAY: Like I'm not saying it was stupid or irresponsible it's just DIFFERENT that's all 

SHAY: But I really am sorry 

SHAY: I didn't mean to belittle you or anything 

LOLA: 😪

LOLA: I know Shay 

LOLA: I didn't mean to ruin your grade I know it's important to you 

LOLA: Hopefully we can make up for it with an essay or something? 

SHAY: Yeah my mom's gonna give the school an earful about it 

LOLA: Can we talk face-to-face? 

SHAY: Yeah of course, see you soon

Chapter Text

THE GREAT CHRIS DEBATE

Chapter Text

FRANKIE AND ESME 

ESME: Settle a bet for me 

FRANKIE: Ok 

ESME: Got a friend in New York who insists Evans is the best Chris 

ESME: I say it’s Pine 

FRANKIE: What friend in New York 

ESME: Not really a FRIEND I think he’s high asking me this shit out of the blue 

ESME: But now I’m appalled at him 

FRANKIE: Pratt 

ESME: PRATT?! 

ESME: We’re breaking up 

FRANKIE: LOL 

FRANKIE: Wait fr 

ESME: No but honey 

ESME: How 

FRANKIE: Watch out or he’ll get his friends after ya! 

FRANKIE: Anyway I’m kidding you can’t imagine how many people get mad at me when I say Pratt 

FRANKIE: But like full disclosure Passengers is a guilty pleasure 

ESME: Lol noted 

FRANKIE: Anyway Hemsworth is my real answer sorry 😅

ESME: I’ll take it 

Chapter Text

SHAY, LOLA, AND FRANKIE 

FRANKIE: Guys I’m curious 

SHAY: That doesn’t bode well 

FRANKIE: It’s nothing bad lol 

FRANKIE: Who’s your favourite Chris? 

FRANKIE: Pratt right? 

LOLA: WHAT 

SHAY: I don’t care about these white men 

FRANKIE: Sure you don’t lol 

SHAY: But even I wouldn’t pick PRATT 

LOLA: It’s Pine, Frankie! PINE always Pine! 

LOLA: With the blue blue eyes 

LOLA: And the silly stupid shit he wears 

LOLA: That is an ARTIST 

FRANKIE: Alright calm down 

SHAY: Yeah I guess I’d go with Pine too 

SHAY: If I had to 

FRANKIE: I was messing around by the way my answer is actually Hemsworth 

SHAY: Sure it is 

LOLA: Yeah miss suddenly a fan of the shittier Jurassic Park movies huh 

FRANKIE: Lol I plead the fifth! 

FRANKIE: Well Esme will like your answers I guess lol 

SHAY: Oh good I’m glad Esme is satisfied 

LOLA: Lol 

FRANKIE: Wow who says Shay can’t be sarcastic 

SHAY: I’m kidding lol I saw this debate on twitter too 

SHAY: 💞

FRANKIE: ❤️

Chapter Text

LOLA AND MILES 

LOLA: I got a question for you 

MILES: Pine 

LOLA: This is why you’re my fave boo 😘

MILES: 😉

MILES: But Chris Sarandon too 

LOLA: You would say the obscure one lol 

MILES: Excuse me he was in Princess Bride 

MILES: I mean uh uh 

MILES: Fright Night 

MILES: No I mean Princess Bride lol

LOLA: Lol 

Chapter Text

MILES AND WINSTON

MILES: Ok don’t be weird when I ask this 

WINSTON: 😪

WINSTON: Alright I'll marry you but no tongue 

MILES: Lol 

MILES: No 

MILES: The girls are having this weird debate about the Chrises 

MILES: I picked Pine because I know Lola likes him 

MILES: And he’s a good actor I mean… 

MILES: Hell or High Water come on 

WINSTON: What no This Means War? 

WINSTON: Because hate to break it to you dude but Tom Hardy wins that and I ain’t even bi lol 

MILES: Lol 

MILES: Maybe a lil for Tom Hardy 

WINSTON: Maybe a lil for Tom Hardy lol 

MILES: But anyway this isn’t about that let’s not get them babbling about THAT 

MILES: Which Chris though 

WINSTON: Well Messina is cool he’s got a good body of work on him 

WINSTON: Argo, Mindy Project 

WINSTON: Sarandon is basically a cult king right and he’s got those Greek genes 

WINSTON: Chris Rock well we won’t get into that 

MILES: I wasn’t expecting a monologue dude just pick one of the FOUR everyone talks about 

MILES: Or pick Pine already and spare me this 

WINSTON: Evans is Captain America and he has some good comedies hell even Snowpiercer and Sunshine are really good 

WINSTON: Hemsworth eh his acting isn’t all there but he seems like a genuine sweetheart who learns from his mistakes 

WINSTON: We won’t get into the muscles 

MILES: 🙄

WINSTON: I’m almost 100% positive Frankie said Pratt and then played it off like she didn’t mean him but secretly we know she’s gonna go with the one nobody likes 

MILES: Lol 

WINSTON: He does have a good body of work too though and let’s not act like he’s ugly because people are pissed about his politics 

MILES: I mean… 

WINSTON: Anyway I got my answer 

MILES: What is it 

WINSTON: Drumroll pleeeeease 

WINSTON: Robert Downey Jr 

MILES: Chewy come on

WINSTON: It’s Pine lol 

MILES: Waste of my FUCKING TIME man 

WINSTON: Lol I live to please 

Chapter Text

VLOG CREW 

LOLA: Guys who would you choose 

LOLA: Pine, Pratt, Hemsworth, or Evans? 

BAAZ: I have never heard these names ever in my life 

VIJAY: Pine 

LOLA: YES 

HUNTER: Absolutely the fuck not to all of this 

VIJAY: What’s wrong Hunter think everyone will mistake you for gaaaaaaaaay if you choose a Chris lol 

YAEL: This whole debate just perpetuates the idea that all girls care about are looks, especially from white men that generally speaking have the same attributes in them 

HUNTER: Hear that Vijay you’re a girl now 

YAEL: That’s not what I meant and you know it

YAEL: But I’ll go with Hemsworth because you know… muscles 

LOLA: Lol that’s Frankie’s choice 

BAAZ: Lol 

BAAZ: Captain America all the way! U-S-A! U-S-A! 

HUNTER: I can guarantee you her answer was actually Pratt 

HUNTER: And that one’s mine 

VIJAY: Of course it is 

HUNTER: Jurassic World and Star Lord man come on 

LOLA: You and Frankie should have a movie night together 

HUNTER: As if she hasn’t tricked me into watching fucking Passengers five times already 

HUNTER: Feel like she missed the point in Wuthering Heights entirely 

YAEL: Wow Hunter you read? 

HUNTER: I know I'm shocked too 

Chapter Text

THEATRE CREW 

MILES: Lola has a question for the audience 

JONAH: This groupchat still exists?! 

MILES: Yes 

LOLA: Which Chris would you choose from OF THE FOUR so don’t say some other random nobody JONAH 

LOLA: Pine, Pratt, Hemsworth, or Evans? 

MILES: Yeah I made that mistake with Winston lol 

JONAH: I’m not doing this 

ZOE: I can still answer this right would it be weird? 

GRACE: No we’re gonna revoke your lesbian card Zoe that’s how it works sorry 

JONAH: Lol 

RASHA: Are these the four white men that they made a skit about in that Saturday Night Live show and how I think it was Pratt hosting and they kept mistaking him for someone else 

MILES: It was Pine hosting lol 

RASHA: Exactly 😉

ZOE: The answer is obviously Pine but Snowpiercer could really make this a debate 

RASHA: I’ll go with who she picks since I don’t really care 

JONAH: Honestly same 

LOLA: Pine by boredom and default love it 

MILES: Lol 

GRACE: Actually I’d honestly pick Evans 

GRACE: BECAUSE of Snowpiercer 

JONAH: Then I change my answer I pick Evans too 

LOLA: Lame 

MILES: Nah I get it lol 

LOLA: You shush 

GRACE: Now if we’re talking Chris Pine vs Tom Hardy that’s a different debate 

LOLA: Oh? 

MILES: Oh brother here we go… 

Chapter Text

TRISTAN, MAYA, GRACE, AND JONAH 

JONAH: Hey you guys have the homework from Perino he erased that shit too fast I couldn’t write it down 

GRACE: It’s Evans right guys?! 

GRACE: EVANS RIGHT?! 

MAYA: Pine can sing so no 

GRACE: Hey Evans is a tap dancer 

MAYA: Oh la la 

TRISTAN: It’s Pine, sorry Grace 

TRISTAN: I mean 

TRISTAN: The eyes 

JONAH: They’re wicked blue 

TRISTAN: Hemsworth comes a close second though 

TRISTAN: Acting? 

TRISTAN: Meh 

TRISTAN: Can he sing and dance? 

TRISTAN: Who fucking knows 

TRISTAN: But he’s hot and that’s truly all that matters 

TRISTAN: Thank you for coming to my Tristan Talk 😌

MAYA: So wise 

Chapter Text

GRACE AND THE BOYS 

ZIG: 

ZIG: I’m bored lol 

GRACE: Good I have a question for you guys

GRACE: Everyone wants to know 

JONAH: Oh lord lol 

GRACE: Of the four, which Chris would you say is the hottest? 

GRACE: Hemsworth, Pratt, Evans, or Pine? 

GRACE: It’s Evans right 

GRACE: Back me up Jonah 

JONAH: Sure 

GRACE: Thank you your efforts are appreciated 

TINY: No 

GRACE: PICK ONE TINY 

ZIG: Yeah I choose Evans 

ZIG: I GUESS 

ZIG: Not because I’m gay or anything but like he’s Captain America! 

GRACE: Bless you Zig for clarifying because for a second there you sounded like Tristan 

ZIG: Oh bite me 

TINY: Lol ok now THAT sounded catty 

TINY: Thor’s better anyway 

ZIG: LOVE AND THUNDER SUCKED BRO 

TINY: CIVIL WAR MADE ME ROOT FOR IRON MAN BRO 

ZIG: YOU MAKE A FAIR POINT BRO 

JONAH: WHY ARE WE YELLING 

GRACE:

Chapter Text

THE TEACHERS 

SIMPSON: Did everyone get their report cards in? 

SIMPSON: Need administration to get back to us asap 

PERINO: Yeah I think we all got our stuff in 

JEAN-AUX: Oui 

PERINO: So I got a real question for all of you 

PERINO: Which one would you pick out of the four 

PERINO: Pine, Hemsworth, Evans, or Pratt 

PERINO: And don’t act like you don’t know who I’m talking about 

GRELL: Oh yeah wouldn’t wanna do that 

ARMSTRONG: This is a waste of time like you can’t be serious 

PERINO: I’m dead fucking serious 

MITCHELL: Evans 

MITCHELL: Snowpiercer was phenomenal 

GRELL: As opposed to What’s Your Number right 

PERINO: SECRET EVANS NERD 

GRELL: First of all no Boston men give me the ick 

GRELL: God forbid I watch movies 

PERINO: Rom coms lol just like a woman 

PERINO: KIDDING 

SIMPSON: 🙄

SIMPSON: I can’t with you people 

ARMSTRONG: Hey don’t lump us all in with HIM 

ARMSTRONG: Thor is cool I guess I’ll go with him 

SIMPSON: So that’ll be before or after I lump you with Dom 

JEAN-AUX: Have a little fun not everyone wants to talk about silly report cards 

PERINO: Who’s your choice? 

JEAN-AUX: The one who looks French obviously 

(an extremely long silence ensues where nobody texts for what feels like 2 hours) 

GRELL: Do you mean Pine? 

JEAN-AUX: Oui 😘

PERINO: We get it Cece you’re French 

SIMPSON: Ok smart guy who’s your choice? 

PERINO: Isn’t it obvious? 

PERINO: Jurassic World come on! 

JEAN-AUX: 

MITCHELL:

ARMSTRONG:

GRELL:

SIMPSON:

PERINO:

PERINO: Lydia for real nobody cares if you like ONE Boston man 

GRELL: Pine is the only answer Dom sorry 

JEAN-AUX: Tout à fait vrai 

JEAN-AUX: Exactly 

PERINO: Whatever 

SIMPSON: They’re right I’ll go with Pine 

SIMPSON: I GUESS 

ARMSTRONG: You would 

PERINO: This was a good time-waster thanks guys lol 

GRELL: Don’t mention it 

PERINO: Now if we’re talking Chris Pine vs Tom Hardy… 

PERINO: Guys? 

PERINO: Alright we’ll put a pin on that lol 

Chapter Text

CONSENSUS 

Pine: 13

Evans: 5 

Hemsworth and Pratt: 3 

Winner: Pine