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Everybody knew The Blood God was dangerous. The stories about him rampaging through towns and destroying nations added to the fear of the blood god. Known to not leave a single life left, that including the orphans he was known to kill for the fun of it.
Even with all these tales of bloodshed, no one has heard or seen of him as of late. He seemed to disappear from the face of the earth. As if all those stories were just myths. As if he wasn't real.
In reality The Blood God –aka Technoblade– was in his cabin he made away from society. He decided to retire the title of The Blood God, the anarchy that he had inflicted on the people seemed to prove his message was heard. Thus no tyrant or any sort of government was seen when he left.
Technoblade spent his retirement tending to his potatoes and taking care of his vast amount of dogs, and other animals he had gained an attachment to. He was at peace with how his life was other than the voices in his head commenting, judging, and screaming 'E' it was peaceful in his snowy home.
Techno at the moment was tending to his potato farm with the voices active, as usual.
EEEEEEEeee
Potatoes again?
this is boring i want BLOOD
E
DID SOMEONE SAY BLOOD?
Bruh
Did you see that?
i saw something!
The last two comments seemed to take him out of his potato farming trance.
“Chat, what did you see?” Techno asked, hoping Chat wasn't trolling him like they usually do.
the thingy in the snow
SNow
LEFT
Bruuh isnt that a rockkk
Wait what
ROCKS DON’T BREATHE
LEFTTTTTTT
Techno begrudgingly looked to the left to see what caught Chat's eye and seemed to slip his. He saw a cloth that seemed to have something or someone wiggling inside of it. He grabbed a stick that was close by and poked the bundle of cloth with the stick. It stopped moving for a split second and then it started to wiggle more.
KILLL IT
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GODDDD
EWWWWW
Eeeeeeeeee
WHAT IS ITTTTTT
NEW PETTT!!
It didn’t seem to be a threat so Techno decided to take off the cloth from whatever was under it. And to his surprise it was a child. A middle split black and white skinned child with what seemed like a tail.
KILL ITT
A CHILDD
ORPHAN POG
KILL THE THING
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
KILL THE ORPHAN
Techno debated whether to kill the child or not. The child seemed to have burn scars trailing its closed eyes and hands. Techno wondered who could have done that to a child, and then felt hypocritical after remembering what he's done. He's thought about what he did, all the trouble but it was for the best. Nobody was fit to rule, no one should have that kind of power because in the end they always turn into a tyrant. He did them good so a bit of fear and bloodshed was worth it. He did what he needed to. Those people's lives were just in the way from his goal so it was needed. They didn't understand it was needed, they didn’t understand that they were being manipulated by a tyrant.
Then a rumbling sound came from the child. It was hungry. Why should Techno care? So, he left the kid in the snow and went into the house. The child was just a set back, it would have ruined the peacefulness and tranquility he had.
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
KILL ITT
WHY DIDNT YOU KILL IT
“I’ll just let nature take it course,” Techno explained, “It's not my problem or my fault if a wolf comes by or it just starves”
Yikes
..That cruel
JUST KILL IT
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
EEEEeee
thats a little too far
You’ve killed before whats so different now?
MURDER THE ORPHAN
“If you want me to kill it so badly then fine.” Techno exclaimed. He walked out back to the child, this time it's eyes were open. It's heterochromatic looking back at him, with one red and one green looking directly at him. Techno hesitated at he gaze.
“Oh come on, right when I'm trying to kill you you’re conscious,” Techno sighed, avoiding looking at the child's eyes. It might bring a bigger hassle if he angered it.
OOOH it’s eyes
Pretty
Kill it
Its still an orphan
It is kinda cute
AWWW CAN WE KEEP IT
DIEEEEEE
“Chat we aren't going to keep it.” Techno exclaimed. Then something shiny caught his eye, the child had a gold necklace with the characters ⍀⏃⋏⏚⍜⍜ on it. Techno recognized it to be Enderian, but did not recognize what it ment. He took the child inside to get one of his translation books.
SO WE CAN KEEP IT
KILL IT
OOH SHINY
whats that
Eee
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
what does that mean?
“Chat shhh, I'm trying to find out what it means, okay that's an r, a,n,b,and the last two are o’s(⍜).” Techno muttered, silently double checking the spelling.
What does that word mean
R A N B O O
???
Whats a ranboo?
Ranboo?
Is that its name?
A place?
Eeeee
“Ranboo huh? That's probably its name. Some enderman probably dropped it, but why is it also white? A hybrid?.” Techno pondered.
So it’s not an Orphan
AHAH RANBOOB
KILL IT
Wasn’t it hungry?
“Oh crap it was.” Techno exclaimed while trying to find some food to give to the child. He found some bread. The kid seemed to have to have teeth so, Techno gave it to the kid. The kid started to chew gently on it so Techno left it to go put the book back. Ranboo seemed like a calm kid but why was it here, Techno was so far away and made his area mob proof. Why was it here? He was supposed to kill the kid but the mystery intrigued him more. The kid seemed to at least be at least a year old. Then a foul smell came from the kid and a giggle came with it as well.
It pooped..
EWW
Grosss
EEEeee
KILL IT
HAHAHA
This is why you don't take in random orphans
“Great, now I have to clean it. Maybe I should have killed it,” Techno mumbled and went to clean the kid, “And you're a boy. Great,” Techno used an old cloth to repamper the kid.
HHAHAAH
Lol Dadnoblade
L
Eee
So we are keeping him
Technodad👁️👄👁️
“No, no, no we are not,” Techno said quickly,” He belongs to someone so we’ll just seek into the village nearby and drop him off at the orphanage. If his parents are smart enough they’ll find him there.”
DADNOBLADE
DID SOMEONE SAY ORPHAN
KEEP HIMM
KILL IT
EEEEee
ADVENTURE TIMEE
KEEP
Remind me again why we can't kill it
Techno ignored chat and started to prepare for the adventure that was about to begin.