Chapter Text
Yanfei to Xiangling
Guoba: Miss Yanfeiiiiii
Guoba: Hu Tao’s here come quickkkk
Objection!: Thanks for letting me know, Xiangling!
We all try not to die
Guhua geek: We’re going today, right?
Popsicle: yes, I just need to prepare the equipment
Popsicle: I’ll pick you up
Guhua geek: ok
2:37pm Bootao is online!
Bootao: go where?
Popsicle: oh hu tao, do you want to come with us?
Guhua geek: We’re going to Qingce for a job
Bootao: you mean that place where people keep disappearing?
Guhua geek: Yes
Bootao: sounds like fun!
Guhua geek: I think we’re good to go, Chongyun
Popsicle: ok
Popsicle: I’ll come over
Bootao: OMG
Popsicle: are you alright Hu Tao?
Bootao: Yanfei just walked in!!!!
Bootao: help me
Guhua geek: What’s wrong? Did you do something illegal again?
Popsicle: ?
Bootao: not recently
Bootao: I’m gonna go say hi!
Bootao: looks like I’ll be ditching you guys
Guhua geek: That’s ok
Popsicle: guess it’s just us, xingqiu
Bootao: but hey, if y’all die, I’ll give you a discount
Bootao: couples discount, 2 for the price of 1!
Guhua geek: Thank you, that is very much appreciated
Popsicle: we’re not going to die, hu tao
3:02pm Bootao is offline!
Popsicle: what just happened anyway?
Guhua geek: Ah, young love
Popsicle: is hu tao going to be alright?
Guhua geek: Of course!
Guhua geek: Hu Tao is very charismatic and charming
Popsicle: if you say so...
3:14pm Bootao is online!
Bootao: guys
Bootao: I GOT HER NUMBER
Guhua geek: Congratulations!
Popsicle: nice
Guhua geek: Perhaps you will finally have your affections returned
Bootao: I really hope so...
Bootao: I’m gonna text her
3:20pm Bootao is offline!
Hu Tao to Yanfei <3
Bootao: hi! this is Hutao!
Objection!: Hi!
Objection!: It was nice seeing you today
Bootao: I’m so sorry for what happened Q.Q
Objection!: It’s totally alright!
Bootao: can I make it up to you somehow?
Bootao: I can buy you lunch sometime!
Objection!: You don’t have to! Please don’t feel bad about it
Objection!: I would love to have lunch with you sometime!
Bootao: really? thank you so much :D
We all try not to die
5:16pm Bootao is online!
Popsicle: ok, we’re back
Popsicle: and we’re not dead
Guoba: Nice work Chongyun!
Bootao: bois
Bootao: I
Bootao: have
Bootao: a date
Guoba: Wow!
Guoba: Congrats, Hutao!
Guoba: Is it with Miss Yanfei?
Bootao: yep!
Bootao: we’re going out for lunch!
Guoba: I’m so happy for you!
Gouba: Especially after what happened today
Guoba: I feel so bad
Guoba: But it was so funny!
Bootao: aiyo don’t talk about that
Bootao: I’m so happy!!!!
Bootao: we’re going out for lunch!!!!
Popsicle: what happened?
Guhua geek: I would also like to know…
Guoba: oh! I forgot you guys weren’t there!
Guoba: Hu Tao scared Miss Yanfei so badly, she nearly spilt coffee all over herself!
Bootao: hehe
Popsicle: oh no
Guhua geek: I’m not surprised at all
Bootao: what’s that even supposed to mean??
Bootao: (`ー´)
Rex Lapis Simps
Simp 1: who changed the names
Simp 1: speak, or I shall find you
Ping: I think it suits you quite well, dear
Simp 1 changed their name to Xiao
Ginger: You have no sense of humour, buddy
Xiao: die
Simp 2: Oh my goodness, what’s this?
Simp 3: I am not a Rex Lapis Simp!
Simp 3: Don’t worry about these idiots, Ganyu
Simp 3 changed Simp 2’s name to Ganyu <3
Simp 3 changed their name to Keqing
Ganyu <3: thank you, Keqing
Keqing: It’s nothing, this just makes it easier to know who everyone is
Keqing: By the way Ganyu, are you free this weekend?
Keqing: I heard there’s a Rex Lapis convention at Yujing Terrace this weekend
Keqing: And, well, you seem very knowledgeable about that stuff
Keqing: So I thought you’d perhaps like to tag along?
Keqing: strictly for business of course! the research we do there could be very beneficial
Ganyu <3: Oh, I don’t know if I’ll have the time…
Ping: I think that this would be a fantastic opportunity for you, dear.
Ganyu <3: Let me just check my schedule!
Keqing: No need to worry, I’ll talk to Ningguang about it.
Ganyu <3: If it’s not too much of a hassle...
Keqing: None at all
Keqing: Looking forward to going with you!
7:15pm Objection! is online!
Objection!: Did Ganyu and Keqing finally get together?
Objection!: Congrats, you two!
Keqing: What
Ganyu <3: What? But Keqing isn’t with me right now
Objection!: Oh, did I misunderstand?
Objection!: Sorry!
Objection!: OH! Right
Objection!: I’m getting lunch with Hu Tao!
Ginger: Congratulations~
Ping: Congratulations!
Keqing: Congratulations
Ganyu: Congratulations!
Zhongli: Congratulations, Yanfei
Sir Bird: oh No!
Lady Bird: oh No!
Deer: oh deer!
Chill Frog: Congratulations
Xiao: what