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*On the second day of the January 2018 camp*
Emily: “Hey, day 1 at the camp was epic…”
Abby: “What happened?”
Lynn: “I spent a lot of time with you yesterday. What do you mean "epic”?“
Emily: "Well… I was looking at the weights we were supposed to lift and was thinking to myself: "That ain’t gonna happen!”. But then I had a brilliant idea: I just lift one side of each bar at the same time, while the other is still on the ground and claim that I “technically” lifted their combined weight.“
Lynn rolling her eyes now: ”…And it worked!“
Abby: "Did they seriously buy it?”
Emily: “Sure. Everyone did!”
Emily: “… Then I moved on to the next apparatus, but I couldn’t for the life of me figure out how it was supposed to work.”
Emily: “… Then I saw you Lynn with Dawn. I decided to come over to join you and show you my brag sheet about my weight lifting abilities, and went like: "How you doin’?” imitating Joy from friends"
Emily: “… But then you mentioned something about a boyfriend, so… AWKWARD!!!!”
Emily: “… Then despite my efforts Ashlyn wouldn’t stop teasing me about my "smooth flirting”. I agree that it was quite bad and very unsuccessful, but the team has seen worse!“
Emily: “… For lunch I decided to make some smoothies for me and Jane. We also added some green in it, in order to make them look healthier. I added some green vegetables (Kelley’s been rubbing off on me lately), Jane added a green straw.”
Emily: “… We sent Kelley this picture of us with the smoothies and asked her to join us (she loves smoothies), but she was having lunch with Alex and Allie followed by some coffee with the gayng and some other members of the squad. She did ask us to join them, but I was still upset with Ashlyn over her teasing.”
Emily: “… We ended up playing some finger soccer, which at some point became too intense. Is that how Lindsey feels when we play Mario kart?”
Emily: “… After realising that I was becoming too competitive, I decided to follow Christen’s advice and do some Yoga”
Emily: “… Nope! Not for me… So back to finger soccer”
Emily: “… Later I was mocking the newest members of the squad: "Day one isn’t done!”. They assumed that we were done for the day after the gym session, but little that they knew, we still had field training ahead of us"
Emily: “… Jill must have heard me and made me run some extra laps with the ball.”
Emily: “… At the end of the day, Rose was telling me how much she was admiring my dedication, after such an impressive performance at the gym to volunteer to run those extra laps was amazing to her. All I could think was: "Poor Rosie, if only you knew…”. But as it turns out she did know and she was just getting some extra revenge for me making fun of the newcomers. She had it all figured out!“
