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Ganyu scrolls on her phone, laying down on the bed in Xiao's room.
"Xiao, come look at these cute cats!" Her eyes sparkle as Xiao pokes his head out from the doorway
"Cats?"
He walks over, swinging his arm around Ganyu before looking at her phone.
"Oh, pretty cute.."
Ganyu hands him the phone before walking out of the room. Xiao hears the bathroom door close before thinking about Ganyu, then blushing, then slapping himself.
There is a knock on the apartment door. Xiao groans before trudging towards the peep-hole.
"Yes?"
"Xiao, open the door, I'm back with groceries"
"I can see, dad."
Xiao opens the door to Zhongli and Childe.
"AAH! Oh u-um hey xiao?" Childe meekly says.
"Dad, what have I told you about this...dweeb?"
"Don't be so rude, he generously paid for our groceries, now help me place them down."
The bathroom door opens as Ganyu stretches.
"Oh hi Mr. Zhongli! Didn't know you came home."
"Oh, hello, Ganyu, how are your parents?"
"Theyre fine, thank you!"
"Your son is allowed to have a girlfriend even though hes 17?"
Xiao shoots a death glare at Childe before dragging Ganyu into his bedroom and slamming the door on Childe.
"Kids dont respect their elders nowadays." Childe remarks with a sob.
Childe then plops on the couch.
"Nevermind, movie time!"
He turns on the TV while Zhongli places the groceries in their places, then sitting down next to Childe.
"What do you wanna watch?" Childe surfs through channels.
Zhongli shrugs.
"Put on whatever you want."
Childe continues until he suddenly stumbles upon a sex scene in a movie.
"HOLY SHIT!! NO NONONONOONONO" He quickly turns off the TV, flushed, cheeks redder than a tomato.
Zhongli coughs before looking away.
"I suppose we can go on netflix."
Childe nods quickly and opens netflix on the TV.
"KEEP IT DOWN POPS!" Xiao yells. Ganyu giggles.
Childe continues his search for a worthy movie. He notices Cocomelon was on Zhongli's recents.
"I-"
"Dont question it."
"But-"
"I said not to question it."