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Nile: "So, who has the longest name?"
Nicky: "Yusuf, and it's a beautiful name."
Joe: "Thanks Babe. My name is Yusuf Ibrahim Muhammad Al-Kaysani."
Nile: "Your last name is Al-Salami?"
Booker starts to laugh hysterically for the first time in ages.
Joe: "Al-Kaysani."
Nile: "Sorry Joe. I didn't mean to..."
Joe: "It's ok, you misheard it."
Booker: "Thanks Nile for giving me new material to tease Joe with."
Nicky: "If you do that, I will forget how to be nice."
2 seconds later.
Booker: "May I introduce: Mr. Al-Salami and the Missus."
Andy has been woken by all the noises coming from the kitchen and is very grumpy.
Andy: "Why are you all making so much noise?"
Booker tells Andy, what Nile just said, and from that day, Joe has gotten a new nickname.
In the future, every time Booker and Andy tease Joe with 'Al-Salami', he seeks comfort in Nicky's arms, who would tell Joe that they are stupid and without feelings, while Nile brings him a cup of tea with his favourite biscuit while saying sorry again and Joe would tell her, that he forgave her a long time ago and it's isn't she, he is mad at.