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‘Ding dong’ said the doorbell
‘who the frick frack is that???’ said izo. Because izo’s only parent was wheatbread who was a pirate and therefor was not familiar with doors, izo was never taught to not open the doors for strangers as a child.
‘ah, fuck.’ Exclaimed izo when the door was opened. On the other side was marco. He was also whatbird’s son, but they were both adopted so he didn’t really feel bad about thinking that marco was hot. Mm, those mcdonald arch shaped eyebrows. ‘what do u want again loser’
Nailed it he thought internally. Totes played it cool there.
‘say, izo, do you believe in god?’ marco is leaning on his doorframe and wiggles his eyebrows.
‘I dropped my makeup in the sea once and it turned out to be waterproof so yes.’
‘oh, cool, cool,’ says marco. ‘you go to church?’
Izo blushes. Was that a pickup line? ‘Is that an invitation marco?’
marco pulls off his shirt. ‘yeah’
izo also pulls off his shirt. ‘may the lord be with u’
marco. ‘and also with u’