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So Tommy is a centuries old vampire but looks exactly like a 16 year old. He lives in a small snowy town known as Snowchester that he's lived and protected for those centuries.

One day, an emergency alarm goes off signalling a vampire attack. Tommy ends up at a cafe with a bunch of people.

Two of those people are young twins ages 14 known as Wilbur and Techno. Tommy tries his best to get as many people in the cafe as possible until he hears screaming. He instantly runs out the cafe, searching for said screaming and finds a vampire, who recently killed and was now chasing someone.

In an instant Tommy races go save and just in time stops the vampire from killing a man with blue eyes and blonde hair. He tells the man to run to the cafe where it's safe while he takes care of the vampire in front of him.

Being centuries old, he's a lot stronger then a lot of vampires that have lived so it's no surprise he's able to take it down. Two actually since it was a pair that attacked.

He soon returns to the cafe where he finds out the name of the man he saved is Phil.

And like, Phil is a bit skeptical of Tommy since he is a vampire but doesn't say a word about it. That night he confronts Tommy and Tommy tells him a summary of his life.

He used to be like the vampires that had attacked, attacking and drinking at random, killing people for fun and to satiate his bloodlust. But then he met someone who changed that point of view and so he's lived peacefully while protecting the town he's lived and loved for centuries since it's the place he was born in and met his first best friend who changed him. (Yes this is Tubbo).

Phil gets an understanding but the conversation is overhead and the entire cafe soon learns of Tommy. Tommy doesn't care though, if they found out they found out, he can't do anything about it but he becomes honest and tells them that no, he's not going to kill anyone and no he's not lying about it.

Phil believes him, even the twins who had grown to like the older boy. Some others as well but one man in particular is against it. He did soon promise not to say a word but Tommy doesn't believe that, it's not like he cares about the situation in the end anyway. He's lived long enough to not be too surprised by turning of events.

After the attack, things go back to normal a little. Except now people know of Tommy's secret. The twins Wilbur and Techno had lost their parents to the vampires that night and had become orphans.

Phil still goes back to the cafe and learns the owner had given Tommy a job there. He doesn't mind, people know his secret so he lets lose a little.

He's questioned on how he's able to go undetected when hunting and Tommy tells him, Phil, that vampires have certain extra abilities, each is different then the other.

His is like a Sirens, he can control people and their minds so he can make them forget after a bite and a little bit of blood taking but not enough to kill, just enough to survive.

Afterwards, another alarm is set off and people scramble into buildings. Tommy thinks it's odd for another attack to happen so soon but he helps people out anyway.

While at the cafe he finds why there is an alarm, the alarm was for him. And the same old man who was against him at the start was unsurprisingly the one who told them.

Apparently Tommy had unknowingly bitten one of the man's friends and when he be saw the mark, had gotten angry and told the hunters what happened.

Dream, the head hunter, leads the operation but like always, Tommy doesn't bat an eye. He's not at all surprised. Still, people defend him, those at the cafe especially.

The twins attach themselves to his legs and Phil spearheads the argument against killing the kid (which he is not funnily enough). Tommy is fine though, he has a solution to this.

Disappear.

With a smile to the boys who he's grown attached to and one to the man who he saved, he leaps over the crowd, announcing he'll be gone for a while and thanks the people for everything. And then, he disappears.

He ends up at a lone cottage not too far but not too close to Snowchester. A cottage he lived in with his best friend, a drawing of them both hung up on the wall he smiles at.

Now vampire don't normally sleep, they don't need to but when they do, it's like hibernation or a coma. They can go years sleeping and Tommy's done it enough to hide his tracks as a centuries old vampire. This was no different.

So he sleeps,

For ten years.

And when he wakes up, he returns to the village.

The cafe is still up which makes Tommy wonder how long he had stayed asleep. And when he enters, he's instantly recognised by the cashier who stops and stares in shock.

It's appa Wilbur, 24 years old and working at the cafe owned by his friend who's the daughter of the last owner Tommy had known before.

Wilbur is happy to see him and informs him of how things went after his disappearance.

The hunters had searched for him but found nothing and aftef a year of it, the search was stopped.

Wilbur and Techno had ended up getting adopted by Phil, the old man he saved who's still around in his thirties.

Techno has been studying abroad to go to college.

And Wilbur stayed as a cashier at the cafe, hoping the vampire boy he had known would come back.

And he is, Tommy is back.

And Tommy needs to visit some people.

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New idea
Witch AU
Tommy is a lone witch hidden behind a secret passage way only few people and spreader rumours know. It's a paradise hidden within a deep ravine. A place Tommy has lived his entire life in.

Clementine, is former mentor, had taken him here when he was only 6 after his village was attacked and family killed. She had felt sympathy and raised the boy on her own. However, sickness had taken her from him when he was 12 but she left a lot of knowledge and love behind

The boy now 14, living in his cabin home, a large marble bridge that crossed over a running river that led to a small cave that was the entrance and exit to his home.

At age 14 he traded with any travellers, new and old that had come for his potions he has perfected for years under the guidance of his master

However, one day, hunters had come. Witch hunters. He ran but not far enough, being cornered on the bridge, he was caught. However, these hunters were... Nice strangely enough.

Since he was a kid and also a harmless witch due to his daily life and practices, they did not harm him. The SBI and Dream team that were there had heard rumours of a witch home and planned to invade it but instead found a young loud mouth child hidden away.

Tommy was then taken to the town not too far from his home where the Hunters Headquarters were. This would be his first time ever leaving his home in many many years

Beyond the hidden gates that looked exactly like a wall of a cliff, was a stretch of forest that ended in a town he as taken too.

So many people, so many things, it took his breath away.

At Headquarters is where he meets more people and goes in trial. He is seen as innocent and harmless however an offer is made.

Trading.

Tommy could trade his potions and in return would remain protected by the organisation and free to do as he pleases as long as it doesn't harm or kill anyone.

Tommy at first says no, he would not trade his wares with hunters who would use it to harm other witches.

But Wilbur, one of the hunters he had met at his home, responded with an ultimatum. Only to trade with his healing and regeneration potions, and they would be given to sick and injured people, not only of the organisation but for the rest of the town as well

Tommy thought for a moment but agreed.

From there, things had changed

For like the first few chapters would be Tommy staying at the village until the final verdict of his trading and trial.

He sees Niki who's a other person he trades with who gives him delicious baked goods in return. She's also a friend of Wilbur who's bedy shocked to know his friend knew a witch and never told them. Awkward but okay. He understand though, she's really nice and very protective of Tommy.

He is taken to her bakery with Wilbur accompanying him because he is not allowed to be on his own apparently. And meets Ranboo, a boy a year older then him working at the register. His face is shoving though as part of it is black.

An Ender curse, Tommy figures. He's read it before.

Ranboo is very scared of Witches so knowing Tommy was one made him very nervous.

The next day, Phil takes him out this time and takes him to a little shop for herbs and trinkets and Tommy's surprised again because a witch owns this place.

A witch hiding by the look of it, in plain sight, smart

When Phil is busy, be gets to talking to her. Her names Clara and she apparently knew Clementine, his master and carer. Tommy reassures he's fine, he's been labelled harmless and will have to do limited trading with them. She seems satisfied enough with it.

As they continue through town, Tommy meets Tubbo who's accompanied by Ranboo. He makes friend, weirdly enough and Phil ends up permitting him to hang out with them as long as he stays in town and returns before sunset

He fails the last rule but that's because they had been chased by an angry man after the boys had been found lounging on his roof. Using an invis potion, they escaped

Techno had to fetch him but otherwise, he had a good day, made friends even.

After that, he could return after a few days. New people trade with and even new friends

The other chapters I was thinking would be his experience on getting apparently more notice. He gets frequent visits from hunters such as Wilbur, Techno, Phil, Dream, Sapnap and others.

But often as well he'd get visits from other types of people. Adventurers and merchants, even other witches. He's become very well known throughout the years

At age 16, it gets even more weird.

One time some group of scary witches come by asking for 20 invis potions. 10 splash, 10 regular.

And the payment is Wither skulls, an item impossible to get and the ingredients of a dangerous potion known as Wither Potion. It makes him even more nervous since Wilbur, a hunter, is hiding in his potions cellar. But luckily isn't found.

Tommy has no use for Wither skulls but keeps them. Better to have it out of the hands of those who'd use it for the wrong things

The next time someone visits, it's a group of adventurers, young ones to, probably only a few or less years older then him.

One of their friends had been poisoned by a Wither and needed healing.

Only a reverse Wither Potion could heal him and that required 2 Wither stars. Luckily, one of them people in the group had fought withers before, he hadn't been there at the time when his friend was attacked.

So with the help of 6 Wither Heads and soul sand they already had, they went to summon a Wither and kill it for the Wither Stars.

The man poisoned is kept at his place.

It's not too soon they come back triumphant and Tommy makes the Reverse Wither Potion. He's nervous but he has to do it

Good news; the potions works and the man is okay.

Bad news; he'll have to replant his plants due to the fact the effects of Wither poisoning kills his crops

And basically I guess the chapters would be of Tommy having these strange encounters with people coming to trade or ask for help

While also growing closer to his friends and hunter friends.

Sometimes he visits Clara for tips or just to talk, even about Witch stuff if no one's around. It feels good to have another witch to talk too, it feels nice

Also, he has a crow named Clarencio who's like a familiar/ old friend who was Clementines before him.

He can talk to him and everything and basically sticks by his side the entire time

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New idea
Magic school au
There's a school for magic kids of all shapes and sizes. The principal, Philza Craft, is known as the most powerful wizard to ever be known. With his golden hair and jet black wings on his back, he's the icon of the school. With his two sons who have become the most popular and powerful students of L'Manburg high, they are barely ever challenged.

Except there's always a fourth seat, a fourth empty throne no one has been known to sit at. People have spread rumours that, that seat is for the one chosen to sit beside the greats and it's grown into a competition of sorts to whoever can get the best of everything, just like the Craft sons.

Tommy knows this is complete bullshit.

Why?

Because that seat is for him. His name is Thomas Theseus Innit Craft, the youngest son of Philza Craft. No one at school besides his brothers and father know this however, not even his best friends. And he'd honeslty liked to keep it that way.

Everyone just knows him as Tommy Innit, the loud, rambunctious teen who causes chaos but is fun to be around.

Everything flips on its head though when him when he somehow manages to piss off the 4th most popular and powerful student at school, Dream.

Everyone expects him to be the next one on the throne the Crafts have but it's never been announced, nor has it been claimed that the rumour is true.

Tommy knows he won't get it no matter how hard he tries but the guy seems to be thinking of bigger things. He not only wants to have that seat, but he wants to knock all the others down. Like he wants to be the king of the school, the God of the school. Tommy just knows this guy has a raging ego and complex, it's almost pitying.

But Tommy hates pity so he won't give him any.

It ends up being a dual of sorts. A bow dual

Whoever can now three perfect targets in less then a minute wins.

Problem is, Tommy isn't great at using a bow. That's fine though because he ends up being tutored by Niki, Wilburs best friend which he had made he promise to secrecy about his family.

Niki is the best now master in the school, since she was taught by his father himself after all. It confuses his friends how he is able to know her at all but he just laughs it off every time.

He gets pretty good, even in the two weeks he's trained, he might almost be better then Niki and that's the best he can get from this.

On the day of the challenge, something goes wrong. Because someone fucking sabotaged him and his third target is gone.

But he isn't giving up, not yet, he looks to stand his father and brothers are sitting at and asks;

***"Mr Craft, in the challenge, it says it's three targets correct?". Phil, his father, looks baffled for a moment but nods. "Yes, 3 targets is all it takes to win". Tommy nods and looks to the timer. 40 seconds left, he can do this.

Tommy goes back a step to the second target, an arrow already impeded in the middle. If he does this right, he'll win for sure. He pulls his bow, as hard as he can. Taking deep breaths, be eyes his target.

Breathe in

Breathe out

Just like Niki said.

20 seconds remain.

Everyone holds their breath.

He fires.

And somehow, in someway, the arrow itself splits the one already in, hitting the middle target directly. 10 seconds remained and the timer stops. The crowd goes wild***.

Tommy had done it, he won that dual with ten seconds remaining. Everyone goes crazy, even his brothers are incredibly impressed, Wilbur himself wearing a huge smile on his face.

He looks to his challenger, Dream, even with the mask on, he can tell the guys got a raging scowl on his face. Well, he can get over it, it's not his fault he's the best.

He does end up talking to his brothers momentarily, their excitement to congratulate their brother in front of everyone. It's a bit of a setback in his "I'm not related to them" thing especially with the hair ruffle his brother gives him but he's able to get away and to his friends.

He's surrounded immediately, people talking about the dual, the shot he did and, unfortunately, the little interaction he had with the Crafts.

Prime, it's gonna be annoying to explain all that shit he did today.

Because unfortunately as well, Tommy's family also does not know why he avoids them like the plague and pretends he doesn't have any relation to them, it's the one secret they're trying to figure out.

But he can't concentrate on that now, he defeated Dream in a challenge, he's a big man now and thats all he'll worry about

Things will be fine

Won't they?

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New idea
Superhero au

Tubbo becomes an intern for the heroes at the Hero Headquarters. His friend, Tommy, is the infamous vigilante Theseus.

One day, Tommy ends up visiting his office, bringing lunch for him as he hops through the window. At first Tubbo was adiment in Tommy not doing that because they are literally at the heroes tower which, if he was caught, would cause problems for both of them.

But Tommy being Tommy does not heed these warnings and continues to visit, staying to chat for a bit before taking off again. For a while, no one had caught them.

However, one day, Tommy accidentally answers the door when someone comes by saying package delivery and comes face to face with the hero Echo.

Well shit

Tommy ends up escaping but wasn't able to get Tubbo out of there. Tubbos then questioned by the SBI and other heroes but he refuses to tell them any information on Theseus

But this would definitely get him arrested

So he does the own thing he knows will work

Guilt trip

Since Tubbo lives in the poor district area, heroes don't ever patrol the place. It's pretty sad so because of the lack of heroes and increase of criminal activity, Vigilantes were born.

One being Theseus

He informs the Heroes their flaw, leaving those people behind and therefore forcing the birth of vigilantes like Tommy

And somehow, the guilt trip works

Conflicted with their morals, hero allow Tubbo to continue working for them but they keep their eyes on him.

Tubbo then tells Tommy to not visit anymore, even for lunches.

It's takes 3 weeks for Tommy to break that and visit. Tubbo ain't happy.

It continues like this for a while again until Echo walks in and finds Theseus there again

He just sighs and leaves them

Yeah, that ends up happening a lot

The heroes just end up accepting Tommy's frequent visits even if he is an illegal vigilante

I can just imagine Tommy ending up wandering the hero tower when he visits and finds Tubbo not in his office.

He ends up running into some of the heroes and having an awkward conversation with them.

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Tommy is a very strange creature. He can basically turn into stuffed toys of any type, shape or size.

A long time ago, he was bought by a young man for his eldest child, the form of a blue sheep is what he was at the time.

He was very much loved by the boy, and be loved him back.

After a while, another boy showed up, apparently fostered by Phil, the father.

Techno, the new kids name was distant and cold but Tommy could hear late at night the boy crying in his room

So he did the one thing be knew would help. Be what he was made to be. The happiness to any child.

So he took the form of a pig in a crown and Techno later found him. He became happier after that

It was a lot of work, alternating between the two boys to comfort. Changing from a blue sheep to a pink pig. It got more difficult when be found Phil had gotten stressed due to work and he would change into a black crow to comfort the man

It was like this for a few years

He loved the family, Wilbur, Phil and Techno were great

But as they got older, things started to change

They didn't play with him anymore and he started being left behind a lot

Now Tommy is perpetually young. A six year old child in his original form. So it saddened him greatly that he was being left behind and forgotten.

So he decided to remind them of what love meant. What he meant to them and what they meant to him.

When things for stressed, he was there. When things were too much he would show up.

And there were even times when he was scared, they'd comfort him.

They have no idea though that the little toy they had cherished for years was a small magical boy, born from love.

And one day, they did

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Tommy is a raccoon shifter, and one day in his raccoon form gets chased by a coyote, a real one, probably it wanting him to be his dinner.

Fuck that

He runs but gets cornered at a fence, climbs it for safety but Coyotes are agile unlike wolves and can jump pretty high

The coyote jumps, biting him enough to draw blood but not enough to latch on and bring him down, tearing him apart supposedly.

His savour comes in the form of an older kid, who scared the coyote away. But Tommy is injured and needs medical attention.

In comes the kid who saved his life who decides to take Tommy home to take care of him.

This leads to Tommy being snuck in since the kid did not want his brother and father to know he brought a wild raccoon in to heal.

Tommy stays at the Watsons house, slowly but surely bouncing back from what could have been his final moments.

The older kid named Wilbur is very nice and very gentle with Tommy as he hides in his room, in the closet to where he hides from the rest of the family.

One day he slips up and is found by the older kids brother but luckily said brother keeps his a secret and even helps out

But the finally is their father finding out and telling Wilbur he can't keep him forever and that he should go to a specialised facility who will take care of him better

Wilbur doesn't want him to go, he's gotten attached to the animal and Tommy doesn't want to leave either because he likes it there.

Its a huge risk but one that could be worth it

Tommy shows he is in fact a raccoon shapeshifter and finds the family is accepting.

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Puffy is a therapist who helps people out and has been for years. With he ability to calm people down with a touch, she nailed the perfect job in helping people.

One day while she's out, she finds a well known vigilante known as Theseus having a panic attack in allyways after a huge fight with heroes and villains.

She helps him calm down with her ability and therapy training. It's obvious to her this boy is young and probably has more trauma then anyone she's ever met.

So, she gives him her card and tells him he can talk to her whenever. Can even wear the suit and all to her sessions if need be.

Puffy has a bleeding heart and a mother's complex so she feels strong emotions build up in her when she met the boy with too much on his shoulders.

Or in other words

Puffy, a therapist, gives out free therapy to troubled vigilante teens.

and also might adopt them

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Demon au (modern world setting)

Tommy and his two friends, while sleeping over, decide to mess around with a ouji board (Idk how to spell it) and some incantation Tubbo had found.

Nothing much happens about it so they think they must have done it wrong or it was all fake. Not that it mattered all that much. They were just teens messing with things... Right?

Afterwards, Tommy finds strange things start happening around him

Not anything bad

Just...

Things.

For example; the bullies at his school, whenever they almost get too much, something happens that makes them stop or scares them away

Or that time Tommy almost got hit by a car and was saved by... Something.

Or that time he almost drowned at the nearby riverbed and was saved by... Something he didn't know.

But the strangest thing happens at night. Tommy gets nightmares almost regularly which fucks with his sleep schedule. But the nightmares have somehow been warded away.

He's vaguely aware of a presence. Of someone petting his head at night and calming him down. He thought at first it was his older brother Wilbur or his father Phil but both are denied.

So whatever it is... Isn't normal.

Soon he finds out however, it's not anything normal

It's a demon.

A demon, a warrior, a protector. One used for protecting and fighting. The summoning they tried actually worked and a demon attached himself to Tommy, vowed by the spell to protect him.

The demons name is TechnoBlade and he's... Not that bad honestly.

For a demon, he's socially awkward and scarily protective. Almost breaking the hand of a bully when they cornered him and tried to beat him.

Further almost killing him Tommy has told him to not do any further in the future.

So yeah

Tommy now has a socially awkward demon as a protector and no one can see him as a demon except himself so everyone thinks he's some normal guy with pink hair.

Great ain't it?

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New idea I got from hearing Tommy say "Chin up king, your crown is falling".

For the hundredth time.

Tommy is an assassin, sent to kill the King, Philza.

But he gets caught and fails but that doesn't bother him and everyone's unnerved by a teenager trained to kill with such a emotionless look in his face and dull eyes.

Philza is a kind man so he feels sympathy and sadness towards a child who's had his childhood torn away from him.

I imagine Tommy tied at the feet of the king in the throne room as they interrogate him and shit.

He answers vaguely, rudely and with bad jokes with a sour and harsh laugh.

And I imagine him saying as he's being taken away

"Chin up King, your crown his falling". Really creepily to.

Technoblade is Philzas son and doesn't like Tommy all that much. Of course he wouldn't, he almost killer his father after all

But the blank look of a literal child reminds Techno too much of the eyes of men who've fought in war

(I want this to be like Techno never had been to war. He's still in training although he's an adult. Sort of)

(Like there hasn't been any wars before)

And Wilbur is being held hostage but has no clue he is.

He's the oldest brother to Tommy but his brother had gone missing and he never new about Tommy's side job of assassination and gaining money through it

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More to add because my brain gave me more for this

How they find out about Tommy's issue is due to a nightmare that led into a panic attack. With it, he spills a little bit of his past and some truth and they are given more information. Surprisingly enough it's Techno who pulls him out of the panic attack.

They think of a plan that goes like this.

They tell the public the king has been slain. King Philza faking his death and all and the news spreads to the public. People are sad of course but it'll give at least Tommy's brother the time he needs before they can rescue him.

How Dream, his trainer and leader of the assassin group he's in finds out is actually before he was about to kill Wilbur. Telling Wilbur everything with a sword to his throat. Someone runs in informing Dream the King had been slain.

Just in time as well. Dream is satisfied by this so he knocks Wilbur out

Wilbur wakes up later with a killer headache and a message on the floor from them not to tell or Tommy's life will be in danger. But Wilbur has other plans. He needs to save his brother.

He heads rumours that an assassin had been caught and knew it was his brother they were talking about and went to the castle in order to try and get him back.

As he's begging to be let in, that's when Techno conveniently walked by and heard what was said. He let the man in who went to meet King Phil, who was supposed to be dead but faked it to actually save him and it seemed to work.

Then the reunion they needed came and Wilbur was able to see his brother again.

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Tommy and Tubbo spend 500 years on the run from their sires. They are both vampires that fled their vampire families who basically forced them to be this way as soon as they were able too.

Now, I was thinking for Ranboo
Either he was a vampire who they later met who was also running from their sire and joined them.

Or

When Tommy and Tubbo are found and forced back, Ranboo is a new addition to the SBI, changed by Techno.

Became Tommy and Tubbo will be found and will be forced back. And oh boy, it will not be fun. For either boys

Two endings can be made though.

First ending is Tommy and Tubbo are able to contact old friends who are now Vampire hunters and tell them the details. The SBI and Schlatt are eventually killed and Tommy and Tubbo are free from them

Or

Second ending, Tommy and Tubbo are officially trapped by them but having them being exposed to their care for a few hundred years, the boys finally break and accept their dark love and care and are allowed to see each other after so long.

One is more appealing then the other

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The royal family of the Antarctic Empire neglect their youngest child known as Tommy. He gains a sickness called Hanahaki from it but doesn't tell anyone.

Not wanting to die in the castle that rejected him, he flees. He ends up running to an underground Casino known as Las Nevadas where he meets people

Quackity
Sam
Foolish
Karl
Sapnap
Dream
George
And more all end up becoming important to Tommy and end up being the ones to save his life

But what happens when his inevitable disappearance warrants a war? The king or his father, believing he was kidnapped by the neighbouring kingdom known as the Essempe led by King Eret who denied all claims.

Dream is harbouring a secret.

Quackity is planning something he knows won't end well.

And Tommy himself isn't sure what he should do

Should he reveal himself to save his kingdom from war or keep himself hidden for his own selfish peace?

(Note:
Dream's secret is he's the former king of Essempe but left with his friends since being King was difficult and left Eret as King.

Quackitys plan is using the distraction of the war to get back at Prince Techno for the scar he has over his eye. Though if he knew he was Tommy's brother, he wouldn't go through with it. He's also the one who hinted the word of Eret kidnapping Tommy after some news of the prince missing spread.

No one knows Dreams secret nor Tommy's but who knows how long that'll last)

(Another note:
SBI ain't bad, they just never noticed the way they acted towards the youngest affected them. Him going missing broke their hearts and they'll do anything to get him back.

Tommy has no clue about this and thinks his family hates him. But the start of a war because of his disappearance confuses him)

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So people gain money by playing these "games" with random people. Opponents as they are called and they are unknown to each other. You get like a notification above your head from a chip placed in your brain that everyone has, all government mandatory.

Each time a person wins every little game or challenge, they gain a certain amount of money. You can apply for higher money prices but have riskier challenges.

Wilbur is a very wealthy man, him and his family are masters at the game and have gained huge amounts of profit from it. However, Wilbur finds that his games have become boring as no one gives him a real challenge.

In comes Tommy, a boy desperate for money. He needs it badly since his friend has gone sick and medicine is unattainable since he's poor. The only way he can gain huge profit is if he takes the higher challenges. It's a risk, a huge one but he's desperate.

And funnily enough, the opponent he is matched with, is Wilbur himself.

I was thinking whether the profits they gain will be from each other. Like each challenge they win, the money they gain is taken from their opponent.

I also wanna think the SBI are dark. Like they are sadistic and such since they are rich and like civilisation is a little twisted and the government is fucked

But Tommy makes them realise something about their humanity a little

I think this would be more crimeboys centric but can be SBI

Like, I'd imagine Ranboo as well, secretly aimed for higher challenges and got linked with Techno.

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Wilbur, Phil and Techno are paranormal investigators.

On one of their trips, they end up in an insane asylum known as the Essempe Asylum.

It was infamous for its inhuman practices and acts of manipulation and gaslighting one of the doctors used to do.

3 especially famous ghostly individuals are children known as the Benchtrio

Ranboo

Tubbo

And Tom Tom's

The last of the 3 is known to be very violent, especially when you call him Tom Tom's. People saying they'd have scratches and bite marks on their skin form Tom Tom's whenever you say his name.

The other 2 aren't as violent although Tubbo has been known to set things on fire.

Ranboo is always in the shadows, people having video evidence of seeing a shadowed figure of a child around corners and in dark places of rooms.

They are known as Benchtrio due to the most activity being around a bench that sits right beside a window, the view being the perfect place to watch the sunset

When Wilbur, Phil and Techno enter the asylum, they have one goal in mind. Talk to the children.

Phil has a bleeding heart, Wilbur is incredibly curious and Techno.... He's just there (though secretly, his heart also aches for these kids)

But there is one thing that places these paranormal investigators apart from all others.

Techno has the ability to talk and even sometimes see ghosts and paranormals even when they don't show themselves.

Without needing to use any of the devices to be able to do so, he can speak to them

However, there is a drawback to this

A double edged sword in a way

Techno can use these abilities but cannot strain himself using them.

Because if he does, his nose will start bleeding and he'll pass out.

It had happened once before and it's not something they want repeated

(How well do you think that will go? :))

Anyway, so Wilbur, Techno and Phil make it to the asylum and find the bench the infamous Benchtrio children like to hang around.

They wait until late in the night before starting and Techno used his ability as soon as they arrive.

He first talks to Ranboo, known to be the most shy. Ranboo can't remember much of his time in the asylum but little bits here and there, he can't remember his death. Something about a knife and green hair.

Next is Tubbo who gives off the act of being just a normal innocent child but Techno can tell said child has more going on behind those eyes. Especially by the scar on his face. Tubbo points to it when Techno asks how he died.

Tom Tom's is the last and Techno makes the mistake of saying his name. They find out after much screaming and violent acts from a surprisingly strong ghost child, the name Tom Tom's was a nickname made by one of the doctors.

The same doctor who manipulated, gaslighted and abused his patients.

And the same doctor who beat Tom Tom's to death.

He hates the name but cannot remember his real name.

So Techno gives him a new one.

His name

Is Theseus

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New idea
Alien au
Tommy is saved and has lived with the SBI for months now but when they went out on a random planet, Tommy overhears a conversation of a new batch of humans being taken.

Tommy begs his new family to help them and they agree. A mission is then formed to rescue these humans from a fate Tommy wouldn't wish on no one.

Wilbur infiltrates the place by pretending to be a doctor. Since a lot were either sick, injured and even one was pregnant.

He's also able to speak human which is another reason why he was hired. He tells all the humans he was working with others to set them free and to be ready when it happens.

Meanwhile, Phil calls in some old friends to help. A crew of illegal space pirates led by the one and only Captain Puffy

Puffy ends up helping and they free the humans. Tommy also helps as some of the humans, even with Wilbur being there speaking human, may not believe him.

They end up rescuing the humans but the female human who's pregnant goes into labour and a baby is born on the SBI ship.

The mother ends up naming the baby William and having the middle name Soot in honour of the alien who saved them and helped her child be birthed

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New idea
Vampire au
Tommy breaks into a home, hearing rumours of the home owners being richer then first thought. Thinking he won't be caught during the night, Tommy sneaks in

But does end up being caught and finds out the house is full of vampires. Vampires that have tried to stay hidden for centuries but end up being found out by one teenage robber.

They can't let him go or take him to the police since it's most likely, he'll tell people. So what do they do with the teen?

Safe to say, Tommy's life ain't gonna normal after this

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New idea
Alien au
Now I've been thinking of an escort mission alien au where Wilbur, an illegal mercenary or whatever you call them is being paid to escort a human across the galaxy

Now, I've been thinking either of two options for this
Make it romantic and have a Sally/Wilbur one where Sally is the human in question being transported with Wilbur and it hits off from there

Or a platonic Crimebois where Tommy is the human being transported

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New idea
SCP au
Tommy is a low tier scientist at age 18
But a high level SCP known as Crowfather breaks out as well as another High level known as Blood Good does as well.

Tommy unfortunately runs into both. He runs into Blood God who immediately tried to kill him but he gets away just barely as his lab coat is ripped off as well as losing his ID
Then he runs into Crowfather who doesn't kill him but seems intrigued.
He pretty much handles Tommy gently until he's cupped his head in both hands and is leaning his forehead on the boys and starts speaking to him telepathically.

Tommy is greatly confused why it calls him fledgling

SCP forces ruin the moment and Crowfather goes to attack them as Tommy runs away. He ends up running into the Blood God again who chases him into another SCP room known as the Siren

He falls into the water when trying to get away but the Siren saves him from drowning and talks to him as well using the same means as Crowfather did.

When he convinces Blood God somehow to leave them alone, they chat before forces come and take him away.

He's interrogated on how he survived and he tells them the truth.

Seeing the potential in learning their secrets, Tommy is sent to speak to Crowfather and Siren on multiple occasions to gain more insight as he questions them.

Along the lines, Tommy is able to hear them talk in his head without them needing to be close. Even able to do the same with the other SCPs of the building.

He learns from Blood God he's now bonded with Siren and Crowfather. So Blood God can't kill him.

Tommy becomes an important asset to the building. Having the ability to speak directly to all SCPs not able to verbally speak

But it becomes more complicated as time goes on and Tommy ends up changing in more ways then one

You can only become a fledgling for the Crowfather if you ... Ya know, are one

I imagine Crowfather being a giant mass of feathers with only his taloned feet and hands covered in thick black scales and his head to be visible

His mouth is a black beak but he still has blonde hair and a human shaped head. His eyes are huge and can be blue but his pupils can contract and detract so if he's in a good mood, his pupils blow out almost taking over the entire eye.

When he's not happy, it's the opposite and they become thin slits

Siren I imagine him also being huge (all the SCPs are but they can change shape and form of wanted) and he stays in amssive tank of water.

His entire body is almost translucent with how light of a blue he is. He does have decorative darker spots and patterns in dark blue, yellow and orange

He has no feet although he can form them but a tail which is like an eels with thin fins on the side

He has arms covered in blue scales with sharp claws

His hair looks like his usual hair but it's the same colour as the light blue with waves of dark blue and instead of it being like hair, it's like jelly

Blood God, is of course a massive boar merged with human. He's huge and bulky, massive muscles

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New idea
Superhero/supervillain au
TUBBO CENTRIC BECAUSE WE NEED MORE OF THOSE

Tubbo is the best hacker in the city. Although he's just your average teenager, he's been the smartest in his class and his age group for as long as he can remember

He doesn't go to school anymore because he finished early with flying colours. His father isn't around much due to work and him drinking himself under the table. Both pretty much ignore each other.

So, to get away from everything, Tubbo hacked.

He hacked into the government and even for Nuclear codes. He hacked into corporations with a lot of corruption hidden under the surface and had fun exposing it with no consequences since no one could find him.

He'd hack into the heroes stuff and find out juicy secrets he kept on file.

But there is one challenge he never pursued until now.

Hacking villains

And the number one villains on his list was the Syndicate themselves. The biggest group of baddies in the entire city.

He's never been caught, not by the government, not by the heroes or any of the rich billionaires he's gotten dirt on.

So how would a group of villains be any different?

And oh boy, it's very different

Because Sam, a very good hacker on Syndicates pay roll seems to be a huge challenge for the teen.

Plus, his best friend Ranboo is a Syndicate member. Of course he doesn't know this.

So what's the harm in telling your best friend you hacked into the villains computers and barely got out of it?

Tommy is also part of the Syndicate, actually being one of its four major leaders and knows a lot about Tubbo thanks to Ranboo but they haven't met

Yet

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Canon divergence

Tommy is exiled from L'Manburg but when they arrive with Dream leading and Ghostbur following, as Tommy is making a shelter for Ghostbur from the rain, Dream starts acting... strange.

He tells Tommy something or shows him something he never expected

Dream is apparently a Dreamon, a rare void demon hybrid. Unlike Nether demon's like Badboyhalo, Dreamons are Void demon's

So its shocking for Dream to be one (and hilariously stupid for him to name himself after it)

But that's not all

Apparently, Dream suspects Tommy is also a Dreamon hybrid and doesn't know it.

Tommy thinks this is ridiculous but Dream offers a way to prove it.

If he is right, Tommy must stay in exile to learn to control his Dreamon state

If he's wrong, Dream will ask Tubbo to reinstate his citizenship and he'll leave L'Manburg alone

The only reason Dream ever bothered them was because of Tommy. He thought the boy was aware he was a Dreamon hybrid and was causing chaos on purpose. Considering Dreamons are chaotic by nature. They crave violence and disorder. Which is why Dream sort of went too far during the wars.

He thought Tommy was aware but as the wars continued, he figured out the boy never knew. Although he's sure he is one as Tommy smells like a Dreamon.

To prove this, Dream explains how he first manifested at 14

He found an abandoned library and was lured by a certain bookshelf were several black books were stacked.

The books were apparently written by Dreamons from a long time ago. And the writing was made by Dreamonic blood. The blood is infused with magic even with years of it being trapped in a book.

The magic fused into Dream as be read the book, somehow understanding the text although it was in a different language. Not long after that, Drean manifested into a Dreamon.

So his plan is to expose Tommy to his blood and see if he reacts to it

As he cuts his hand and wipes it on the boy's forehead, that's when it begins

Tommy's manifestation is painful but he passes out during the worst of it

Waking up, he's in a house, lying in a nest. Dream is there as he wakes up and tells him what happened

Tommy looks at himself and sees he's changed

The forms of the Dreamons are also black but they gave more sharper features and double jointed legs

They also are taller in their other forms and sharper senses. Their eyes glow as well. Tommy's glow blue, Dreams glow green.

Dream is bigger then Tommy since he's an older Dreamon whilst Tommy I still an adolescent

Tommy's dreamon state is less acute then it would be as he grows. If he's not taught how to control it now, he won't be able to control himself when he's older.

Its why he was so inclined for more chaotic ways of things to do because his hybrid self craved it.

That's why Dream needed Tommy exiled so he could have Tommy alone in an area not many are without anyone being suspicious.

It was a bit harsh but it was the only thing he could think of.

Tommy can't be around people considering being a uncontrolled Dreamon is dangerous but also the bad wrap Dreamons have

The reason Dreamons are so rare, more so then even Ender dragon hybrids or Withers or even Nether demon's is because of the false rumours and pretences made by people.

Since the war the Dreamons had against the Endlantis king thousands upon thousands of years ago, the Endlantis King had spread false rumours of Dreamons that they couldn't say against since their kind had dwindled so much

People now fear Dreamons so much, there have been ways people would kill or ward them off that sometimes worked and even Dreamon hunters

Dream fears Tommy's friends will think less of him and even blame him for everything that happened and since Tommy can't control his Dreamon self yet, he feared he might blow up on them and hurt someone

So he had to get Tommy away even if by force

Dream isn't really an asshole. Sometimes his Dreamon self, even if he can control it better as he's older, is still hard to control since he's had to do it on his own for all his life. Only having the books as guidance.

Which, by the way, he should really go get.

He thought Tommy knew and was doing all of those things on purpose. The deaths were warnings since Dreamons have more lives then humans and even most hybrids

Ender dragon hybrids had 20 lives
Wither hybrids had 12
Dreamons had 10

So technically Tommy is on 8 lives and Dream killed him twice to warn him to stop. He regrets not realising sooner why they didn't work.

He apologizes profusely for everything he's done. He really didn't mean it.

Tommy doesn't fully forgive him yet and he's fine with that but they got a bit of an understanding now and maybe even have a friendship blooming

(Or maybe something more, considering Dreamons are also pack related hybrids, Tommy's instincts have attached themselves to Dream and see him as a mentor/family figure, which is annoying)

Still, Dream needs those books if he wants Tommy to know more about their history so he needs to leave for a few days to find his fortress he built and collect them

Tommy can't come with him considering he wants the place to remain a secret.

So Tommy stays with Ghostbur in Logestedshire. Until he gets bored two days later and finds a snow biome to mess around in

He wants to see how fast he can run in snow and Ghostbur helps time him

But a trip down a steep hill and somehow he runs into someone

Someone with pink hair

Technoblade

Techno doesn't see him yet but he did notice the flurry of snow and something running around so he calls out

"Whos there? Come out now!"

Tommy tries to hide but he knows his former brother, the fucker is paranoid and persistent also impatient

Luckily he isn't alone

Ghostbur pops out to distract Techno and it works... almost

Ghostbur starts going on about Lads on tour when Tommy tries to sneak away but he catches the attention of a skeleton protected by the trees from the sun and it fires at him.

Now, Dreamon skin is tough, its works almost as effectively as iron armour. Doesnt mean his eyes are safe though.

Tommy almost gets shot in the eye and accidentally calls out an animalistic call

Tommy knows his cover has been blown and he runs but Techno is quick to chase

Hes cornered and Tommy might have to fight his brother but doesn't need to when Ghostbur comes in to block them both from tearing each other apart.

"Techno no, you can't hurt him."

"Ghostbur get out of the way."

"No, you are not hurting him Techno, you can't, I won't let you."

"Ghostbur, what? That's a wild mob Ghostbur, you're gonna get yourself killed!"

"Its not a wild animal Techno, its Tommy!"

After an awkward greeting from Tommy and some confused spluttering from Techno, the older guides the two back to his house.

Tommy changes back to his more human state and ends up drinking hot chocolate in Technos house and warms up.

"So, wanna tell me what that was about?"

"What was what?"

"Tommy, you are literally some type of hybrid I've never seen before. Mind filling me in?"

"I don't know what you're talking about Blade, you know I'm human and only human. A manly human. The manliest human to ever exist."

"Tommy."

Sigh

".....It's a long story."

"No shit."

Tommy ends up telling Techno what he is and Techno is shocked. Who knew the little brat that caused chaos a lot was a Dreamok hybrid.

Explained so much.

Meanwhile Ghostbur sees something outside.

"Guys?"

Arguing.

"Guys?"

More arguing

"Guys?!"

Some more arguing

"Guys!!"

They turn to Ghostbur

"Theres people coming."

Ah, this is actually the part where Lmanburg butcher army showed up

"Shit, I forgot."

Techno had apparently been preparing for a fight after being wanted by Phil with a letter.

"Why the fuck are Tubbo, Quackity, Fundy and Ranboo here?"

"They're here to arrest or kill me, either way, it isn't for some chatting and tea."

"They're what?!"

Tommy isn't exactly happy to hear that. He doesn't know why but knowing Techno is in danger doesn't sit well with him

So as Techno is distracted and although he told Tommy to stay away from the windows and stay inside, Tommy goes out and confronts his former friends

They argue and Tommy gets more and more angry as they keep talking. He doesn't want them here.

In the end, Techno comes out and puts himself between the butcher army and Tommy.

"Stay behind me Theseus."

And then fight begins.

Tommy wants to help, he does but he doesn't want to fight against Tubbo but he can't handle seeing Techno fight for his life.

But in the end Quackity plays dirty and uses Tommy against Techno by sneaking up behind him with a sword to his throat.

"You said you were brothers right? Well, I don't think you'd want your little brother hurt, would you Blade?"

And for some reason, Techno gives up for Tommy. Tommy's blood boils seeing Techno give up and remove his armour.

He sees red and ge transforms in a rage.

He knocks out Quackity and stands protectively in front of Techno

Snarling and snapping at anyone that got close.

Eventually they leave and Tommy realises what he's done

He almost falls into a panic as Techno comforts him

Hes back inside as soon as he changes back with more hot chocolate and a blanket wrapped around his shoulders.

Tommy is confused over his sudden protectiveness, having never felt his instincts go out of control before, not since Dream had to leave for a few hours after his manifestation and Tommy couldn't help but want the green bastard by his side.

Apparently his protective instincts saw Techno in a different light. Wanting to protect his family, he ran in to do just that.

Its a very adorable moment.

Tommy tells Techno he needs to leave soon, Techno says fuck that and tells Tommy to stay a few days until Dream returns.

Tommy decides that he'll stay until Dream returns and he does

A few days later, Dream does show up

Frantic and panicking, he tries to explain to Techno that he needs help but doesn't end up doing so as Tommy lets him know he's there.

They hug, which is a weird sight to see for Ghostbur and Techno and they enter in the home

Dream explains to Techno what's going on and takes out the books he was able to grab

There's a lot of them and Tommy isn't happy he has to read them all

For majority of the books are history books but a few are magic spells, anatomy lessons and more

They're also written in dreamonic language that only Dream and Tommy can understand.

Magic shit

Tommy doesn't like it but he'll power through it and starts reading them

Dream asks Techno to let him stay for a bit longer and Techno agrees. After everything, he still cares about Tommy although he won't ever admit it.

He does inform Dream of what had happened and that now they knew Tommy wasn't human anymore and now Dream has more to worry about

He has to go see what's going on in L'Manburg so he leaves to go see it himself

Promising Tommy he'll be fine and he'll be back soon.

Which leaves Tommy with Techno and Ghostbur now

Except Techno needs to go break Phil out and Tommy insists he comes. So Techno does and they go under the cover of invisibility potions and darkness to sneak into the nation

They successfully get Phil out who's happy to see not only one but two of his sons working together.

They make it back to Techjos cabin safely

But now comes a new problem

Should he tell Phil about his Dreamonic self?

Techno says he should

Dream isn't back yet to say his opinion.

So Tommy hypes himself up to do so

But then Phil finds the books.

"These are Dreamon books Techno, where did you get these?"

"I... I found them."

He was never good at lying to Phil but the man seems to be in too much stress to even notice the lie

"You need to burn these."

"What? Why?!"

"Dreamons are dangerous and unpredictable monsters Techno. Even having these will put you in a lot of danger. You need to destroy these as soon as possible okay?"

".... okay."

He won't be doing that. He has no right.

In case it wasn't obvious, Tommy nor Techno are telling Phil anytime soon

Meanwhile Tubbo does research on stuff. He wants to know what happened to his best friend.

He wants to know why Tommy was like... that

He finds a book, a book about rare creatures and hybrids.

He finds one on Dreamons and reads it

*Dreamons are dangerous and unpredictable. They have no heart and no soul. They are demons from the void that possess and take over possible hosts to consume. Theyre real forms are shadows and they possess people to force them to do their bidding. Force them against foe and friend. They eat away at the hosts soul and mind, turning them into beasts and consumes them until they are nothing but mindless and hungry monsters*

Tubbo fears the worst for his friend. He needs to help him. He needs to save him. He should never have left him alone.

Tubbo needs to save him

So he finds a book on how to dispel a Dreamon from someone's body and reads it. Memorises what he needs and prepares

*The books are false, lies spread by the Endlantis King. The spell to get rid of Dreamons isn't a spell to dispel but kill. It was used many times to kill Dreamons, used by people who believed they were saving their friend or someone who was just a Dreamon hybrid and thought they were too late when the person died. If Tubbo goes through with this, he will kill Tommy*

Phil finds out about Tommy and Dream and is afraid at first but Tommy pulls the "I was your son" card and Phil is now just... only a little scared

Tubbo and the others he had convinced to save Tommy come and attack Technos base and kidnap Tommy whilst burning the place to the ground

Technos cabin is destroyed and Techno wants vengeance but most of all, he wants his brother back.

Dream takes Phil, Techno and Ghostbur to his fortress where he keeps a lot of his supplies. And he means a lot

They stack up for a fight and a fight they intend to win

Meanwhile Tommy's trying his best to convince his friends that there isn't anything wrong with him and that the books are wrong.

But Tubbo thinks that's just the Dreamkn talking and says he'll save Tommy from the beast inside him

Which is touching that he's going so far but he's also terrified because it's misguided.

Fuck the Endlantis King and his lying bullshit.

Just rake the L when you lost the war. Not doom an entire species because you got salty.

Techno, Dream and Phil show up to save Tommy which they almost succeed at doing. But end up being overwhelmed and pinned.

But they have another trick up their sleeve, or at least Dream has.

When everyone's distracted, Dream speaks an enchantment or spell under his breath

Ghostbur starts glowing

Suddenly, he bursts and the man who stands there isn't Ghostbur but Wilbur Soot

The living Wilbur Soot

"Well hello everyone, how are we doing this fine evening?"

Wilbur Soot is back and he's here to save his little brother

Because this isn't a world where Wilbur and Ghostbur swap. No they fuse

They are one

Wilbur has Ghostburs memories, all of them

He knows

And he knows if Tubbo does this spell

Tommy will end up in the same place he just left

Wilbur is always good with his words

To spin them in people's brain like a parasite, he weaves his words carefully

Until finally a few start doubting

That's all he needs.

He manages to get his friends out as Punz comes in clutch

And Tommy, instead of running away like everyone's shouting at him to do. He goes straight for Tubbo

Somehow, through words and eyes alone, he manages to convince Tubbo its him, its really him

He isn't being possessed or controlled

Hes him

He always was

And Tubbo believes him

They celebrate the return of Tommy as he regains his citizenship

Techno and L'Manburg settle on a peace treaty and forgiveness on both sides

Tommy has returned home and the truth of Dreamons is told as both Tommy and Dream as both reveals themselves.

They all accept them when the truth is told

Tommy's unintentional chaos fueled by his Dreamonic self he didn't even know he had

He's forgiven and he forgives back

Finally, there is peace

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Philza is a powerful immortal who has been sleeping for almost 500 years. One day he wakes up as intruders break into his home which is a giant castle in the middle if nowhere.

Tommy works for them and he has been for a couple of months now.

A giant of a man claims himself as the Angel of Death all because of a pair of wings tattooed to his back and a lot of people believed him

But when Phil wakes up from these intruders and meets them all in his home, its almost too easy for him to take the giant down

See, I was inspired by this tiktok someone made with the audio

"Is that Blackbeard?"

"No, no, I'm Blackbeard."

And them shushing them

And someone in a really good Philza cosplay used it and I was hooked

He says that to Tommy when Tommy is like

"He's the Angel of Death." (After the man asks who he is after quietly entering the room and stepping beside Tommy)

"No no, I'm the Angel of Death."

And Tommy just turns and looks at him and he knows... he's right.

Philza does a shushing motion before approaching the group, talks to them all calm and then kills the leader by basically taking out his heart.

Philza then demands why he should spare any of them and they trade Tommy to them.

Telling him the boy also has wings.

Incredibly intrigued by this, Philza demands his wings revealed which they make him do.

And they are golden.

Amazed by this, he lets them all go but jeeps Tommy.

And Tommy, mind you, is incredibly terrified.

The Angel of Death is rumoured to be powerful, inhuman, basically a demigod (and he isn't completely wrong)

But Phil is also nice when he wants to be. If incredibly mysterious and scarily calm the majority of the time.

On the first night Tommy tries to escape he discovers the sheer power Philza has.

As he's able to control his own castle.

Cornered, Tommy falls into a panic attack but Philza calms him down. Holding him, petting his hair and wings and it works.

And Philza makes the ultimate decision.

He asks Tommy to be his student

But they go on a bit of a trip afterwards, to wake up an old friend.

That old friend is TechnoBlade.

Serenely asleep deep within a cave.

And he's a massive beast, a piglin brute, bigger then any in existence and Philzas friend who also went to sleep for 500 years.

Awakened, Tommy meets the Blood God

Techno basically like

"You have a son?"

And Phil tells him

"No, he's not my son, not by blood anyway. But he is my student. I thought, since I've gotten old, I might as well have my own protoge. Yours went well so why don't I give it a try?"

And they both smile

Tommy is just confused and a little scared

And then there is Wilbur

A travelling Bard who meets Tommy and they become good friends.

Tommy, having stayed with the ED for a few months now, goes on his first mission which is to scout out a climbing kingdom known as the Essempi.

With the ED having spent years asleep and not terrorising rising kingdoms, a lot have grown and they have a lot to see and know and destroy.

Tommy is to be sent in, scout it out and then relay any information back to them.

Its simple but its his first mission so he wants to do this right.

But somehow he's made friends with a bard who's awfully talkative and tells Tommy a lot about the Kingdom.

So Tommy finds him pretty useful and fun to be around.

So through the week, they have fun, cause some shenanigans and Tommy relays any information about the kingdom via crow messenging.

He tries not to name Wilbur but he does mention him as the Bard a lot.

And then the ED arrive to destroy the kingdom and Wilbur is like

"No Tommy, that's the Angel of Death and the Blood God, we need to run."

And Tommy is like

"Well, about that."

Meanwhile Philza is just

"Where the fuck is my protoge son?"

Oh no, he gets adopted as well

After the initial shock and a loud whispering conversation with Tommy, Tommy is like

"Why don't you come with us? Come on, I can totally convince Techno and Phil to let you tag a long."

Wilbur bewildered

"Let me get thus straight, you want me to help you, the Blood and the Angel of Death destroy the entire country."

"Yeah."

Wilbur sighs and be like

"Fuck it, fine where do I sign?"

And Tommy is all happy and runs to Phil like

"Hey Phil, I gotta ask you something."

So Wilbur goes with them and they become a strange group that alos become effective in taking down corrupt governments.

Wilbur joins Techno in seeing the obvious father and son relationship Phil and Tommy have while those two are very oblivious of it.

They'll work it out sooner or later

But still, they're just happy to have each other

Who knew even borderline eldritch immortals could get attached