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Yuuji heavily put down his cup of wine on the table, his face was as red as a tomato, and he said, between miserable hiccups, "I won't date you, ever, ever, ever!"
The beautiful albino man who were sitting next to him was stunted for a while, and then, suddenly, he started wailing loudly, tears started swelling in the corner of his eyes, which make his cheeks wet, and Yuuji's hair too, because the man's head was on top of Yuuji's head, when did he get there?
"Don't cry..." Yuuji tried to comfort the man by patting his shoulder, but this only made the man cried harder. Yuuji didn't know why, but hearing the man cry made him sad too.
"Why, why won't Yuuji date me..." Yuuji heard the man said between his sobs "I really love Yuuji! I will give you everything you want! Please date me and made me a happy middle age man with a big belly..."
"Middle age man with a big belly?..." Yuuji murmured, "But that's not the person I love...I'm so sorry..."
"You have a person that you love??" The man whipped up his head immediately, he grabbed yuuji's shoulder and shake it with so much forced that Yuuji thought he was gonna passed out, "Who is it??"
Yuuji's head was spinning right now, he saw the man in front of him splitted in to four person. One of them looked a lot like...
"Him. He's my teacher. He's love to eat sweet. I love him a lot..."
The man opened his luscious pink lips. He pointed at his long tongue, "I love to eat sweet so my mouth is sweet too. I bet mine is so much sweeter than him, do you want to tried it? You should try it, come on Yuuji--"
The man tried to lick his mouth, but Yuuji turn his head away, he tried to push the man away too, but the man's grip on his waist was too tight, so he can only fall his head back to stay away from the man's tongue as much as possible.
"Please stop, I only love my teacher!"
The man stop to looked at him for a moment, just when Yuuji thought that he was going to let him go, the man suddenly wailed again, "But I'm a teacher too! I'm the strongest teacher ever! I'm so much stronger than him! Just ditch him and be with me!"
He slowly put his head on top of Yuuji's chest, "Please..." Yuuji can feel his shirt wet a bit
Yuuji shakes his head sadly, "I'm sorry, I only love him, but..." Yuuji suddenly thought of an idea, "If you're the strongest teacher, than you could be his friend! He's the strongest teacher too, and the best person ever once you get to know him!"
The man said something, but since his head was buried in Yuuji's chest, it only came our as a murmured. Yuuji was still too drunk too notice, he's kept on blabbering.
"His name is Gojo Satoru! He's the best! I love him so much, I'm thankful everyday that I have the chance to get to know him..."
The sobbing suddenly stop, the man slowly looked up at Yuuji, his blue eyes were a little lost, and a bit... familiar?
"But..." Yuuji heard him said, "I'm Gojo Satoru..."
Yuuji was a bit dumbfounded. If the man in front of him was teacher Gojo, then...
"...the one I love is you?"
"... it seems so, Yuuji..."
"..."
"..."
"...no wonder you look so much like him..."
"Of course! I'm the one you love, after all!"
"But, why did you wanna have a big belly?"
"Because middle age men with big belly means that I have been properly pampered... I want Yuuji to pamper me everyday..."
"Huh..."
"Mmmn..."
"..."
"..."
"...then, I love you, teacher..."
"...me too, Yuuji..."
Yuuji saw his teacher smile widely, his cheeks was painted with a rosy pink haze. He intertwined their fingers together, and giggles happily. His eyes then look up right in Yuuji' own, and was squinting like a mischievous cat that was up to something unethical. He slowly leaned closer against Yuuji.
Yuuji's head was spinning faster and faster, he could also heard his heart thumping loudly in his chest.
"If these feelings are not one side..." he saw his teacher smile, "then do you want to do something else with me?"
Yuuji was red to the ears. He helplessly look up at his teacher, who happily stared back at him.
Yuuji slowly opened his mouth.
And then he puked.
Sunshine crept into every conner of the room, and on the two tired looking person who were lying on the same bed. The taller man was lazily scratching his belly, while the younger was holding an ice pack on his head. Droplets of water was dripping on their hair, making the bed sheet wet as well, as the both of them has just taking a bath not too long ago.
The bed was oddly silent, only the scratching sound against the skin can be heard.
"...You puked on me..."
"...I'm so sorry, teacher..."
"..."
"..."
"...Take responsibility, you terrible man."
"...I will..."
"Turn me into a middle age man with a big belly, understand?"
"...okay..."
"Good."
"..."
"..."
"...hey, teacher?"
"Mhmm?"
"...I love you."
"...me too..."
The two person on the bed linked their fingers together, and smile at each other in the morning sun light.
And for the record, their was only one can of beer in the trash can.
End