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D: What's that?
M: Nothing...
D: You are hiding something behind your back. I can see it!
M: It's nothing, just a silly little thing I got at work.
D: Let me see.
M: No.
D: Why not?
M: It's mine, and it's just stupid.
D: Who is it from?
M: It's not important.
D: It's very important. It's Valentine's Day and my boyfriend is hiding things behind his back which is clearly from someone else.
M: It's not my fault!
D: Then let me see.
M: Fine!
D: HAH! Is this it? A box of mint humbugs?
M: I love mint humbugs.
D: And a crappy cheap card? From Jane?
M: So what?
D: And I was worried. *laughs*
M: What is that supposed to mean?
D: I just thought it was something important since you were hiding it, and it turns out it's just a box of humbugs from the trolley girl!
M: So suddenly my gift isn't fancy enough?
D: No, enjoy your humbugs, dear.
M: Wow, you're actually jealous, aren't you?
D: Of the trolley girl? Somehow I don't see her as a threat.
M: No, jealous that I got a gift from an admirer and you didn't.
D: No, I'm not.
M: You are! You so are!
D: Fine, then! I am! Can I have one of your humbugs?
M: No, they're a special gift from Jane. I'm keeping these to myself. Get your own admirer. *blows raspberry*