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“The Spongebob Movie: Sponge Out of Water. Absorbing our world, February 6th!”
Vance let out a loud squeak, and Ricky raised an eyebrow at him.
“Dude, you a’right?”
“Yep!” Vance assured, voice unusually high. “Yep! Perfectly fine! No problems whatsoever!”
He sank down on the couch and crossed his arms, cheeks red. Vance wasn’t about to tell either of them that he had been waiting for this movie to come out for almost ten years; and he certainly wasn’t going to tell them that he planned on blackmailing Ethan Robinson into seeing it with him.
Serves him right, freakin’ ninja-freak.
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