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Zayn loved the new couch. He bought it himself. It was a fine couch.
“Rule #1, no fucking on the couch!” He eyed Louis.
“Rule #2, I get dibs!”
“Rule #3, no putting out fags or eating on the couch!”
Zayn even was careful to never let Louis and Harry alone in Bus 2.
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Eventually Zayn let his guard down, months later, and Louis and Harry slipped away while the three others were still out…
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Zayn walked in, exhausted, looked around and- nNNNOO
“I QUIT LONG HAIR CLUB!”
And thats the story of how Zayn Malik quit long hair club.