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Draco set the DVR to "play" and sat back to enjoy. These moments were few and precious, the times he could watch The Bachelor. Harry would never let him live it down if he ever knew Draco indulged. But Harry was out with Weasley and wouldn't be back for hours. He could watch to his heart's content. And why was Sheila still here? Surely Andrew saw past her facade. And Debbie was the biggest trollop in any country. Honestly. How anyone expected to find love this way was beyond him. And yet he watched.... Maybe there'd be a catfight soon.