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”Go get your stuff, Annie. I’ll see you in a bit,” Jeff said with a smile before closing his apartment door on her.
In a flash, he rushed across his home, passing that dumb dog and back into the bathroom, “I’m sorry that took so long honey, I guess you were right and that she’d go all psycho Annie on us. I guess that threesome is out, isn’t it?”
“…” Halley stared at him disapprovingly.
“Look, I’ll win her over. It’ll just… take awhile, you’ll see.” jeff replies to her blank stare as they head out of the bathroom and into their bedroom.
“I’ll win her over, but for now, I think we need some space. You saw what she did to that plant… i can’t risk her doing to that to you. You are and will always be best girl.” Jeff calmed her down.
Halley smiled back at him before he took her in for a big kiss as they dropped onto the bed to make love.
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“I didn’t think we’d have to bathe again so soon… but you know what you do to me,” Jeff smirked at her, sitting in the tub together as he washed her clean.
“We’re going to need to not see each other for awhile, but I swear I’ll win her over. Give me a week. NO, TWO WEEKS! And if it doesn’t work, I’ll dump her, I swear. Its you, baby. It’s always been you.” Jeff proposes polygamy to Halley. And he sees her head droop down low as a nod.
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“See you soon, Halley.” He waves her goodbye as he closes the door. His closet door. He has two weeks to make it work with Annie. To convince her that Janney was a good ship. The best ship. If Annie made him choose… well, it was a no brainer. He’d choose Halley. 2D girls all the way. Dakimakura is love. Dakimakura is life.