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ango was reading his book as he always does but this time he seemed pretty bored of it. his eyes were hurting so he decided to take off his glasses. maybe they would hurt less? he wasnt sure.
as he was taking off the glasses, the temple tips got stuck behind his ear. other times he would have been infuriated but this time....this time was different, instead of feeling mad, he felt rather turned on. the temple tips of his glasses brushed softly against his skin as a shiver went down his spine.
he took them off and he was staring at them. a stare so intense, that it would probably convince someone to get naked on the spot. who knows? it would probably convince him too.
he stared at the glasses as he popped one of the lenses off with his thumb. the noise the lense made when it popped off was so crisp. like a glass of cold water with ice on a hot summer day.
he tried to pop off the other lens but it wouldnt work soooo to shatter it, he threw the glasses on the desk.
he got up from the bed where he was laying previously and sat on the chair in front of the desk, he took the glasses with his gentle hands and he layed back on the chair. the lens glass wasnt shattered. this made ango upset cuz things never work his way.
what if oda just walked in the door and saw him doing all these weird things?? what would he do then?? how would he explain himself? not even dazai would do these stupid things. okay maybe he should calm down and continue before something happens or someone walks in.
he was trying to pop off that stupid lens but no matter how hard he tried, it wouldnt work. then he thought ''honestly why am i even trying? i dont need two holes. i can peacufully work with one. but that wouldnt be fun though.''
he sighed in disbelief.
''okay i can do this.'' he said and went back to trying to pop off the lens. he was trying and trying and it suddenly popped off! a ray of happines spread all over him and this turned him on even more. at this point he was feeling butterflies in his stomach.
these butterflies spread all over his body and his whole body was shivering but mainly his dick. he felt like he was ready to go.
he started unziping his pants slowly and steadily. another shiver went down his body as he did that and his legs were trembling. it was such a good feeling but at the same time it was so breathtaking.
his pants fell and the belt buckle made a noise when it hit the floor. lets hope nobody heard that from downstairs.
oh no.
no matter what, he had to make sure no one walked in on him. so he decided to get up and lock the door. that dumbass dazai could walk in at any time ciz he never knocks.
he got up and tried to take the pants off cuz they were stuck at his ankles. the worst thing ever. ango hated that so much.
after managing to get them off, he went to lock the door. luckily the key was at the door so he locked it easily.
he went back to his seat and sat on the chair grabbing the glasses from the desk.
he pulled his dick out and put it inside of one of the holes. then he started rubbing it and immediately left out a soft moan that made him throw his head back.
the feeling that the frames of the glasses were creating were overwhelming. he had never experienced such an intense moment even though he's literally part of the mafia.
he started rubbing it faster and it felt even better than before. why did it have to feel so good. he started changing the speed from time to time so that he would get a better experience.
you could hear his moans so clearly if you were in the house because of how loud they were.
they were all a result because of those glasses. it was like god sent them to him.
he started slowing down and tried to catch his breath. his eyes rolled back as he started whimpering.
he kept continuing to rub his dick against the frame of the glasses but would change the position once in a while.
as he was about to release his fluids, he heard a knock on the door.
"angoooo"
"shit it was dazai. uhhhh what do i do" he thought to himself while trying to hide the glasses somewhere and putting on his pants.
"uh um dazai i cant talk rn"
"ooo why? do you have a girl there?? why wouldnt you invite me? fake friend"
"WHAT no- what girl. im doing paperwork and i dont want to be bothered by your stupid ass."
"you're no fun ango. i thought u had a girl there and now it turns out u were just lying to me."
"dazai go away. i never said any of that. i didnt mention me having a girl in my room."
"dont lie. we can hear your moans from the house next door."
"WHAT? WHAT MOANS"
"dont try to act all surprised now that you got caught. i know there's someone there"
"dazai if you dont want to get shot in the head by my gun, i would reccomend you to leave."
"okay okay no need to get violent. I'm leaving" dazai said as he ran down the stairs almost tripping.
"dazai ruining stuff as always." he sighed and thought to himself as he looked back to the glasses.