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Nile: "So, anything I need to know before going on the mission with Joe and Nicky?"
Booker: "Before a mission, make sure you have money on you for a cab because there is a big chance that you'll be forgotten in a parking lot if one of them wants pie."
Booker drinks the rest of the wine.
Booker: "And when Joe and Nicky get too handsy, get a room there are at least four doors away from their room. But if that isn't possible, use a water gun and remind them that this isn't Malta but a mission."
Andy swallows the last of the noodles.
Andy: "After a mission, make sure there is at least an ocean between you and Joe and Nicky for a minimum of two months."
Nile stares at Andy and Booker.
Andy: "We're messing with you, Nile. Joe and Nicky know what they're doing, so just follow their lead, and you'll be fine. Or at least I hope."
Andy looks over at the sofa where Joe and Nicky are trying to get the best out of an evening before a mission. By the noises coming from them, it's clear they have forgotten they aren't alone in the safe house.
Andy in her big sister voice: "Hey, kids, there are others who are using that sofa, so find somewhere else as far away from the rest of us."
Joe: "You're going to miss us when we leave, Boss."
Nicky drags Joe out of the living room.
Andy muttering to herself: "Yeah, just like I'm missing the plague."
Booker poked Nile in the side to get her attention.
Booker whispering: "Do you want to borrow the water gun?"
Nile nods as a reply.
Note:
Joe actually once forgot Booker in a parking lot when Nicky wanted pie. Joe first realized it when they got back to the safe house at dawn and found a wet, smouldering, angry Booker on the sofa, who had to walk twenty miles back home.