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"Kats ... Do you have a lot of sex?"
Eijirou's question caught his best friend off guard and made him choke on his coffee.
"W-wh-what the fuck?" the blonde asked as he coughed "Our kids are close, they could hear you fucking idiot. Ugh, what the hell is that question?"
They had long years of friendship, even Eijirou was one of Katsuki's first friends. Currently, each one has his own family and luckily their children get along well.
"Ugh, damn shitty hair. I don't want to explain to my boys what "sex" means at this age, they are only 4 and 5 years old."
"I'm sorry, I'm meeting someone ... Oh, by the way! It's a secret, you're the first to know"
"And your question is why ..."
"I really like that person ... too much to be honest. But his se..." the red-haired man felt the glare of his best friend "His desire to play? "
"His ... So he's a man"
Oh, he inadvertently revealed his partner's pronoun. Eijirou prayed that Katsuki didn't ask any more questions about his boyfriend and only chose to affirm.
"Right, we're still young ... I think that's understandable. Or you're just really good at fucking."
"He's our age but with the endless energy of him he looks 17 years old"
"Well, sorry Kirishitty but I can't help you much. Since you were honest with me, I can't lie to you" Katsuki settled in his seat and observed if his children were not around, so he could talk about >> that << "It's difficult having an active sex life when my husband and wife are two of the best pro-heroes, and it becomes even more difficult with three young children. "
It's true, Eijirou thought, his case and Katsuki's were totally different. His best friend is still happily married with Momo and Shouto, and he spends all day taking care of his eldest son and the twins. Unlike him, Eijirou is a divorced father with a cute little daughter who rotates from house to house. He had divorced Mina two years ago ... Ah ... He has been happy with Izuku for more than two years ...
"Oh no no. You were very helpful Kats, I realized something "
"Well, I guess you're welcome"
"I hope one day I can introduce you to my partner, it is still something very recent" a little lie but it would not look good if he tells him that he started their relationship while he was still married "But I assure you that you will be the first to meet him"
"Hm, I don't really care but you're always welcome"
"Haha, thanks Katsuki. I think it's time to go, I promised Mina that I would bring Yuno to her before dark."
Usually the girl would not like to be separated from her little best friend, Asahi, but she missed her mother so she said goodbye to her without protest or tears from the Yaoyorozu house. Before going to her mother's house, they went through Eijirou's apartment to look for some of the girl's belongings.
Although she's only 3 years old, little Yuno never stops talking. She was all the way talking about things that only her children understand, Eijirou only listened to her attentively because although he didn't know what she was talking about, he loved being with her.
"We arrived little strawberry, look who is at the door"
Mina was waving to the girl from the door of her house. Yuno's eyes lit up, and carefully (as her parents taught her) she got out of the car and ran towards her. Eijirou picked up her daughter's things, then went over to them.
"Hello Mina, it was three days but without a doubt she missed you a lot"
"Hahaha, she's very spoiled. Did she behave well?"
"Yes, but as always she never want to eat her vegetables. Katsuki told me some tips, then I'll send them to you by LINE"
"Please, it's impossible to make her eat a mini carrot"
"Today we visit the Yaoyorozu family, so she is probably very tired."
"Oh! Did you have fun, love?" the girl nodded between yawns, her fatigue was already taking effect "Well, say goodbye to daddy"
"Bye bye daddy, I'm going to miss you"
"Bye strawberry, see you in a few days"
"Goodbye Eijirou, be careful with the car"
"Okay, anything you can text me"
He waited for his ex-wife and daughter to enter the house before going to his apartment, or their apartment ...
"Eiji!" as soon as he closed the door, a body pounced on him "How are you? I missed you too much"
"Hey, Zuku. I missed you so much too."
Since their relationship is a secret, the fact that they live together in the apartment where their love story began is also a secret. When it's the days to take care of Yuno, Eijirou moves to a second apartment but this is his true home, along with Izuku.
"It was only three days but it felt like an eternity"
"Right? Although we talked all the time" he laughed and kissed his partner "Hey, today I visited Katsuki"
"Kacchan! Is she doing it right?"
"As always, I have never seen such a dedicated father"
"These days I'm going to stop by his house, the twins must have already developed their quirks"
"For now only Asahi, he's one of fire."
"I knew it! Because of his hair color!"
"Haha, you were right baby"
In the apartment there is only one rule, if one cooks the other has to wash the dishes. Today it was Eijirou's turn to cook. During dinner they talked about these three long days, and once they were over, the red sat on the couch waiting for his partner to finish washing the dishes.
"All clean!"
"Zuku, come here" he invited him to sit on his lap, and the other agreed happily "U know ... I told Katsuki that I'm meeting someone, but I didn't tell him it was you."
"Yeah? How did you react?"
"I don't think he cared much haha, he didn't ask questions about it"
"Love, do you know that we have been dating for two years?"
"Yes baby, I felt bad for lying about you"
"Haha, alright Ei" Izuku grabbed his boyfriend's face and planted a kiss "Oh! Listen to me! I found an amusement park that Yuno will surely love!"
"Really? We can go next week, the three of us together."
"Eh? three ..." the man was surprised, he had already taken care of Yuno in other opportunities but this would be the first time going out with his partner and the girl "Are you sure?"
"Of course, why the doubt?"
"Is that ... Wouldn't it be weird for Mina? For Uncle Zuku to go out with you two?"
"No baby, it wouldn't be weird. Also in some future she will find out that we are together"
"So if you're okay with that ..."
"Yuno likes you and I love you, so no problem" Eijirou hugged his boyfriend tightly, he knows that when it comes to Mina he becomes insecure ... Not because he fears that he will go back to her, Izuku does not want her to hate him " Hey Zuku, baby ... Do you miss me so much? "
"I really miss you, I slept with your shirts to feel close. No kidding"
"Haha, really? Today you won't need one because ..." Izuku's eyes lit up "...we're gonna sleep together, you pervert"
"But Eiji! We didn't see each other for three whole days!"
They literally have sex every day, except when Eijirou has to take care of his daughter. Izuku's sexual desire is infinite, but he loves him just the same despite that flaw.
"You really like to have sex, huh"
"Nope! I just love having sex only with you, if you weren't so good at it I'd have a normal sex life so it's your fault"
"Only with me? Then I can feel relieved because I already know that you're not going to cheat on me."
"Oh god, are you idiot? I have the sexiest boyfriend, how can I cheat on you?"
"I know babe, I was joking hah"
"You, fool ... I don't feel like doing it anymore"
"Hm? Really? That's sad ..."
Izuku was still sitting on his boyfriend's legs, but now he was pouting. Eijirou laughed a little, and began to kiss hid neck to cheer him up.
"Stop Eiji, it tickles me"
"You forgive me?"
"Of course, I wasn't angry but seriously we are not going to have sex"
"Okay, as you wish my majesty"
And yes, they did fuck
[...]
Two weeks have passed since that day, and Izuku thought it was a good idea to stop by to visit his childhood friend.
"What are you doing here, Deku? ''
"I come for visits, I brought cake!"
"Dad, Uncle Deku has cake! Let him in!"
He saw a red head peek out from Katsuki's back, it was undoubtedly the hyperactive twin.
"Oh good morning Asahi! I didn't see that you were hanging on to your father!"
"I've got this brat behind me all day"
"You're a brat!" the boy got off his father's back and ran off to find his siblings.
"Haha, he really loves you"
"Of course he does, I'm his damn father"
The two of them went to the kitchen and while Katsuki was looking for dishes, Izuku was cornered by three children.
"Uncle Deku, look at me look at me I already have my quirk" the red twin wanted to show that he could create fire objects, but failed in every attempt "Aahh! Fuck! I hate this"
"Haha, you're just developing it when you get used to it you will be able to do it" the boy nodded strongly and climbed onto his father's shoulders "How about you, Chifuyu? Not yet?"
Chifuyu, the white haired twin just shook his head. He's not a child of many words.
"Maybe he doesn't have quirk like me" said the eldest son, Kaito "don't worry little brother"
"Oh, Kaito, every day you look more like Kacchan!"
"That's worse than not having quirk, fuck"
"Hey brat you have to be thankful to be a Bakugo"
Every visit to the Yaoyorozu family was an adventure for Izuku. Seeing how his best friend formed his own family made him more than happy.
"Ah yes! Kacchan, I came because I need to tell you something"
"Hm? Did you get Kirby pregnant?"
"Kacchan, I'm gay and Uraraka is dating Iida"
"Holy shit"
"Everybody know that?"
"I forgot, okay? What the fuck do you want to tell me?"
"I have a boyfriend"
"Good for you"
In 20 years that they had known each other, this was the first time Izuku told his best friend that he had a partner. Although he didn't express it in words or on his face, inside Katsuki was glad that Izuku had found love. He's a man who believes that everyone needs someone to be happy.
"We have been dating for more than two years "
"And now you tell me?"
"That's the problem ... He was married when we started" Katsuki's eyes widened in surprise "And he also has a child "
"So ... were you his lover?"
"Yes but no ... He was already bad with his ex wife. He said that sooner or later they were going to get divorced but ... I still feel like I ruined a family "
"And did you tell him about it?"
"Previously yes, now I no longer want to bring back bad memories."
"Dad, what is a divorce?"
The red twin asked as he climbed onto Katsuki's legs. Izuku felt a bit embarrassed knowing that the boy was listening.
"A divorce is when a couple separates and their children have to live with one" Kaito replied "That happened to the spider girl from kindergarten, the teacher told us to be good to her because she's sad. "
"Oh no! Daddy, are you going to divorce mommy and dad? I want to go live with you, mom and dad's food aren't yummy"
"I want to go with mommy" commented the white twin.
"What the fuck? Holy shit, I'm not getting a divorce. Go play, we are having an adult talk"
The children went to the garden and Katsuki sighed, it was difficult to deal with three boys.
"Hehe, sorry Kacchan I thought they were focused on the cake"
"Ugh, okay ... They're kids." Katsuki stroked the back of his neck "Returning to your topic. You shouldn't worry if he was already planning a divorce. Sometimes divorce is the best, for the couple and for the children "
"But what if his daughter hates me ..."
"Listen, I'm going to say this only once in my fucking life but it's impossible to hate you."
Izuku's eyes filled with tears, it wasn't normal to hear something like this coming from Katsuki.
"Kacchan ... "
"Don't cry, weirdo."
At that moment Katsuki realized that it was the second time in less than a month that a friend had confided in him their secret ... Could it be ...
"I know him?"
"No"
"Sure? Is he a prohero?"
"Hehe, no"
Holy sh ... Kacchan found out that it is about Eijirou? Izuku wanted to change the subject quickly, but didn't know what to say.
"Uncle Deku ..."
Thank God a blond boy appeared.
"Oi, Kaito. Didn't I say it was adult talk? "
"But Dadsuki, I'm worried! Deku looks very skinny"
"Oh, the brat is right. Are you losing weight?"
"Ah, it's muscle mass. Since my retirement and with my new job it's difficult to train "
"Hm, but are you eating well?"
Oh yeah Kacchan I'm eating very well... Izuku thinks.
...
A couple of hours later and after playing with the Yaoyorozu boys, Izuku said goodbye to the family and went straight home. Today Eijirou started working early, and sure he will come home very tired. While waiting for the food to cook, Izuku prepared the bathroom for when her boyfriend arrives. For today he would put his sexual appetite aside, he understands that Eijirou was awake since 4 AM. Being a pro hero is hard work, Izuku experienced it and knows what it feels like to come home exhausted. Now, he's dedicated to being a journalist of heroes. The perfect job for a big fan like him.
" I'm home.."
As always, Izuku ran to the door to greet his boyfriend with a big kiss. At first glance you could see how exhausted he was, he rarely saw the man with dark circles.
"Eiji, you look more dead than alive " they both laughed slightly " I saw you on the news today, you looked amazing."
" Really? "
" Yeah, love. The food is ready, let's eat, bathe and then go to sleep."
Eijirou was grateful to have Izuku by his side. Every day he looked forward to coming home and being greeted by that smile that lights up his life.
After eating and bathing together, it was finally time for bed.
" Thanks for today, Zuku. I hope you didn't interrupt your work."
' Of course not. I also know what it feels like to come home after a long day and that there is no one or anything to help you. "
"Aaaahh!! I really really love you. " Eijirou hugged him tightly and pulled him closer " Yuno and you are the best thing that happened to me in life."
" I love you so much too."
" You're the love of my life."
" And you're mine. "
" Thanks for supporting me. "
" Eiji " Izuku sat on the bed and grabbed his boyfriend's hand " I want to tell Kacchan about us."
"It's fine"
Izuku was shocked, he didn't think he was going to reply right away.
" Are you okay with that?"
"Yes, I was thinking the same thing. I think it's time to make it public."
" Really?"
"Really ... U know, I want to get married and start a family with you. And I think Katsuki is the best person to tell him about it first."
" Do you want ... to marry me?"
" Of course. But it is not a proposal yet, I have to prepare something better."
" You're going to make me cry."
Eijirou brought Izuku's face to his, forcing his boyfriend to lie on top of him. He kissed him passionately while caressing his face.
" I'm going to call Kacchan tomorrow, and plan a dinner."
" Okay, you know my schedule."
" Yea. I love you very much."
"I love you baby"
" Although I would like to have sex, it's time to sleep because tomorrow you have to get up early."
" Haha, sorry baby I'll make it up to you."
[...]
Today was the day, it finally arrived ... Izuku was in the Yaoyorozu house, today he would introduce his partner. Katsuki had the idea that they have dinner at his house, he would take care of the food. Momo and Shouto were there too, the two of them asked for the day off just to meet that person.
"Are you nervous, Midoriya? " Shouto asked as he handed him a glass of water " Your feet don't stop moving."
" Yes, I don't know how Kacchan will react."
" He's worried about what kind of person your boyfriend will be, but inside he's happy for you."
"Oi, Shouto!" the named came shouting with a knife in hand "Did you cut the fucking onion?"
"Yes!"
He responded with such pride so he preferred to ignore that his husband cut the onions wrong.
"Okay, thanks"
When Katsuki returned to the kitchen the bell rang, the time has come and Izuku became more nervous than person. Momo (and little Asahi) was the one in charge of opening the door, and she was surprised when she saw a familiar face.
""Oh? Good night, Kirishima"
"Why are you here without Yuno?" asked the child "Go home, we expect visitors"
"Hello Momo, hi Asahi. Well ... I'm the visitor"
"Oh my god, Kirishima... Are you...?"
"Yes, I am"
Momo took a small jump of happiness, at least he already knew that she had her approval and that if Katsuki objects, she can convince him.
She invited him to come in, everyone was in the living room except Katsuki.
"Kirishima? Hello" Shouto got up to greet him "How strange to see you here, today we have a special dinner"
"Haha, yes. Izuku told me"
"Izuku? You guys really get along"
"Oh, dear" Momo laughed "He's..."
"Oi shitty hair, go home. I don't know what you are doing here "
Katsuki came out of the kitchen when he heard his best friend's voice, what did he have to do here.
Izuku quickly got up from the couch and grabbed his boyfriend by the arm. He was so nervous and shy that the words couldn't get out of his mouth.
"Kacchan, this is Kirishima Eijirou"
Silence filled the room. Momo looked expectantly at her husband for some reaction. Izuku just closed his eyes nervously, while squeezing Eijirou's hand tightly.
"Midoriya, we were classmates why are you introducing him? "
"Shouto, dear ... Kirishima is Midoriya's boyfriend"
An "Oh!" It came out of the bicolor's mouth as he slammed his fist against his palm. The years passed but he was still slow.
But the opinion of the most important person, Katsuki, is still missing. From the shock, his mind went blank and he could only throw the knife he had in his hand to the floor. He was like this for a few long minutes until he spoke.
"So ... Shitty hair was the married man you started dating?"
"Yes..."
"And you, Deku ... Are you the fucking addict? Holy shit, Deku ... Are you seriously a sex addict? "
"Oh my ... how ... You never told me that you told him that, Eiji "
Izuku and Momo's faces turned as red as Eijirou's hair.
"I'll just ... I'll go cook and then we'll talk nice, you two fucking perverts."
At dinner, Katsuki was silent and the only ones asking questions were Momo and Shouto. Inside, the couple knew that once they finished the worst was coming ... and yes, it happened. Now they were kneeling in front of the blond, who had his arms crossed.
"Who were the groomsmen at my fucking wedding?"
"Us"
"Who took care of your daughter when you left a last minute job?"
"You"
"Who is considered an uncle by my children?"
"Me"
"So ... WHY DO I FIND OUT NOW? AFTER TWO YEARS THAT YOU'RE IN A FUCKING RELATIONSHIP?"
"I'm so sorry Kacchan"
"Katsuki, listen ... I didn't want this to affect our friendship. "
"WHY THE HELL WOULD IT AFFECT IT?"
"I'm sorry Kacchan"
"STOP THE FUCKING APOLOGIZE" Katsuki sighed heavily and sat down "Okay, Deku go to the kitchen and help Shouto with dessert "
"Kats..."
"You just stand there, Shittyshima"
Izuku quickly got up and left. Eijirou waited for his best friend to speak.
"Listen Eijirou, take good care of Deku"
"I will do it"
"I know ... It's really a relief that it's you"
"Thank you very much bro"
"Izuku is an important person to me, if he ever shed a single tear because of you ..."
"Yeah, I know haha. But don't worry, I really love him very much"
"Now come on, my little brat gets upset if he doesn't have dessert"
[...]
"Aaahh" Izuku stretched out before laying down next to his partner and hugging him "I feel like I took a weight off my shoulders"
"Really? Me too, I think I've never felt so nervous in my life. "
"It's good that he accepted it"
"Yes, Katsuki is a good friend"
The two spent a long time hugging and every so often they exchanged kisses. Happiness invaded all their bodies, in some days they will no longer have to hide. They will be able to love each other freely.
"Oh Zuku, I have the afternoon off tomorrow. We could visit your mother."
"Yes! She will be very happy"
"And are you busy on Friday?"
"I have to finish writing some notes, but I was able to do it in the morning. Why?"
"That day I have to pick up Yuno, let's go to Mina's house ... together. So we can talk to her"
"Are you sure?"
"Yeah, we'll have to lie a bit but it's time"
"Okay baby, let's do it. We can say that we have been dating for two months, haha "
"Sure, with the number we aren't lying"
"A little truth within a big lie"
They both laughed. Sometimes it's good to laugh at their complicated relationship.
"Thanks Zuku"
"Hm? Why?"
"For loving me"
"Thanks to you too, for making me very happy"
"Hey, Izuku do you want to do it?"
"Eh? Really?"
"Yeah, a celebratory sex"
"Yay, of course I want to"
Izuku quickly undressed and pounced on his boyfriend, this was the man who changed Eijirou's life. He loved him so much, he would undoubtedly die for him.
