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Oh great, the crazy one likes me

Summary:

After the events of Darkiplier vs Antisepticeye, the two surprisingly struck up a conversation when they ran out of energy. But what is not expected is that the glitch goes a little more there is in the talk and Dark prefers not to remain idle

Notes:

This is my first fanfiction of this crazy couple, so if I have spelling problems it is because I am not good at most of English, so you will see spelling errors :p

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After exhaustion finally blinded their gazes, the man with the notorious flaws stumbled awkwardly which caused his feet to jump to dodge the red lights heading towards him, who was Dark. The black-haired man waved his hands without wanting to lose his aim to kill the green demon once and for all, due to his exhaustion he had no energy to continue fighting.

The other man named Anti felt a pity for not finishing what he had wanted to start a long time ago; finish off Darkiplier. But he never thought that because of his speeches and his taunts towards the other demon he would end up being a fool in front of him, cursing himself for not being strong enough to achieve it and become the king of this world himself, of course. he did not plan defeat.

It didn't matter that he kept throwing his knives in every direction except for Dark, who started to let out small laughs seeing that if they continued like this, for the most part the two of them would end up dead, Dark finally fell.

Anti was the next to collapse on the ground, holding his stomach that had large bruises and blood all over his body. The other man had knives stuck in his legs so it was not possible to continue standing, but if he wanted to defeat that defective goblin he had to maintain his pride of staying alive, knowing that he could not die. Neither of them felt in good shape from how they ended up with their large injuries, so they took a little break to continue the fight but Dark no longer had the sense to fight.
, confusing Anti to see that one of the strongest demons on The Dark Youtube gave up that simple, although it was already evident that he would not be alive if he was still fighting to take the throne from someone who was considered useless.

They spent several minutes trying to recharge the batteries and silence invaded the entire dark void that was intact around them, the quiet sighs of both men were heard, who were still sitting staring at nothing. Dark looked up when he saw how Anti growled with clenched teeth in rage, it was clear by his behavior that he was not very happy as they finished, Anti got up awkwardly, almost tripping over his feet. Dark, still shocked, wondered how he was still fighting when he saw how much blood he had lost during the fight and he was still standing as if his main mission was to kill him and when he finished what he had to do he would rest in peace. The green haired demon fell and stood up, still struggling to stay alive, Dark narrowed his eyes.

 

"Leave it. Don't fight over how you are, you're a mess" It was the only thing that could come out of his mouth, so Anti responded with his fist on the ground, furious at making a fool of himself in front of the proud demon idiot. .

"Shut the fuck up, you don't really know my power ... they are not just knives, piece of trash" Anti grumbled angrily when he saw that Dark was making fun of him, he realized that and continued to provoke him.

"Really? If you had insisted so much on throwing those useless artifacts of yours, you wouldn't have cleared my head with your true power, right?"

"This is not how I mean, just that it wouldn't be fair a fight if I had let out all my power, after all you're just a weak bitch" He gave a mocking laugh, but still, Dark was still serious as if that would not offend him and of course such a childish insult does not offend him.

"Anyway, it is better not to continue fighting, we will die before we launch an attack on each other if we use up all our powers. I don't even know why you decided to risk facing me in the first place, if you know very well that you will end up losing your life in a few seconds"

"I never thought about defeat, after all I am a glitch demon, that if it weren't for your annoying attitude I could have eliminated you that simple, Darki" Anti gave another little laugh, Dark wanted to vomit from hearing that disgusting nickname that brought him bad memories of a special person.

"At first don't call me like that, second we ended up like that because of your damn pride killing you like that, it's better that you stop or you will die from here on out"

"Aww ~, but you can see that you don't want me to go so fast, it's a nice detail on your part Darki, you can see that when you see me you are captivated by my crazy and disquisite look" He had mentioned the nickname again, leaving a bad taste in Dark's mouth upon hearing it. Doesn't he learn?

"For hell, I told you not to call me that way, you bring back bad memories of someone that I do not want to remember right now"He tightened his tie tightly without strangling, Most of the times that he hated that nickname it was enough because of the bad memories that brought him with that alternate version of Mark, which therefore most wanted him dead for how he had ended up this way, wanting revenge. in horrible ways when it never worked. Anti widened his smile.

"Oh yeah? Exactly who is that person who is giving charms to a demon like you mmm?" His body began to approach the other man, so he moved at least a meter away from him.

"What? Are you jealous for that idiot? Pff of course those 'charms' are not exactly what they are, what's more, I would like to strangle him now that you mention it" he laughed inwardly, crossing his arms but the movement stopped when he saw As the green demon got closer and closer to him in an uncomfortable way, he tried to move his body away but was not flexible enough.

"But hey .. it seems that apart from me he loves to annoy you in different ways, I would have charmed to see the angry face that you would find yourself fucking with that Mark, but .. that makes me a little jealous, you know?" Now the septiceye's face met a few inches from his, that perhaps if he had a slight push it would have ended in a bad way that not even they would expect.

"Also, damn, seeing your angry face does make me smoke up with joy to see you that way, I could even admit that it would sound a bit daring on my part but I would have liked to see your angry face get fucked by me ~" Dark wanted to take the first step away from the green demon when he heard the last thing that came out of his mouth in a whisper, what the hell? Was he mocking him? I fucking was. As his face showed a grimace of disgust listening to Anti's mocking laugh, the idiot demon was pulling him out of his calm recovery when he heard those words, those cursed and disgusting words that did not stop ringing in his mind, please. .. not even the glitch bitch could contain herself with a conversation? he wanted to swallow himself.

"Listen, that's enough. It's not a good time for you to come and start messing with my personal life as if it were the most normal shit that exists, hell no, it's stupid that you think that to make fun of me you have to provoke me with your taunts So if you're better, you could get up and start another fight if you want me to destroy your face so badly. "He couldn't admit that he had been ashamed, but his pride showed that he was angry and he could confirm it. Suddenly I notice some arms firm the sides of his body what the hell? Why did the green devil start to hug him like we were childhood friends? He tried to get away from him but even if he kept moving away, his arms were tightening little by little, Dark tried to burn him to leave him alone but he didn't have enough energy to get just a small flame from his hand, that made him feel more uncomfortable Due to the silly attitude of Anti that still did not move away from him, finally the glitch type's hands left the sides of his body to pass slowly to his neck, affirming themselves in that stretch.

"Go ahead, kill me, but you will never forget how a green elf embarrassed you for once in your useless life, it is not worth getting angry darki, after all, we are both the same." His head rested on his chest, caressing himself with his shirt, making Dark feel more embarrassed by that response. Hell, this flaw was really fucking annoying, he looked like a flea that didn't want to be separated from him for any second. Dark had stopped pushing him away, turning his face away

"If it was you I wouldn't be letting this glitch control you, you'd better do something before it continues any further" It was a harsh whisper for the demon, sending a slight shiver down his spine but he didn't move away from Anti, Instead of wanting to get away from him, he simply put his arms on top of him as well, allowing himself to be embraced by the glitch demon who had been surprised to feel those arms on his body.

"What's more, what would make sure you want me to mess with you more?" Dark whispered in her ear, bringing their bodies closer together little by little. Anti let out a soft gasp when listening to him calmly, damn this is getting screwed little by little, he had never felt this way for any of his enemies, rather Dark was the first to make him feel this way, calm and relaxed .

Not that out of nowhere the demon in black put his hands on his neck, bending it in a disgusting way that his bones sounded so horrible, giving a loud yell to Anti. He heard Dark's damn laugh pierce his ears, taunting him and how he fucking thought he'd play along.

"Heck Antisepticeye, you are an idiot, good luck with your next teasing when we meet" Dark said finally, making Anti in a growl disappear in notable anger at diminished particles of pixels, leaving Dark in complete silence.

 

...

 

Meanwhile, Anti appeared on Jack's virus computer, which is where he was active. He used his hands to straighten his neck and move it with a disgusting sound back to its normal position. Fuck he had already screwed up, he thought that by provoking Dark he had a chance to win and attack him with his knife, but he knew at that moment that the battle would be lost by breaking his neck.

At that, Anti sat on the ground cursing himself for being an idiot and not thinking about how it would end up still. But I could not admit that the dark-haired Devil was someone who made fun of death and found it something great compared to his other dead enemies, I suppose I would continue visiting him if it were for his good strategy, I wanted to know more about him and face him as many times as he wants and maybe have a nice talk with him.