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WarioWare: The Animated Series - Episode 1 - “WarioWare Inc. Tryouts”
By: ThatWarioFan
It’s a normal day at WarioWare Inc. Wario and his friends are all in the office working on their new project. Wario is at his computer thinking about what to do while his friends beside him are working on their games.
Wario: (Looking at his computer screen) Hmm…
Mona: What’s the matter, Wario?
Wario: I am just trying to think of some fresh, new ideas for my new game. I just can’t figure out the idea that will make me the most money…er…I mean the most fun game possible.
Mona: It looks like you are having a creative block Wario. Speaking of which, I haven’t been able to come up with many new game ideas myself. All of my ideas have been very similar lately.
Wario: That’s no good! Is this creative block thing only happening to us or is everyone else slaking on their game ideas?
Mona: I can ask around and see if anyone else has the same issue as us.
Wario: Yeah, go do that. Hopefully I can figure out something by the time you are done asking.
Mona walks away from her desk to ask someone about their new ideas for games. She goes up to Jimmy's desk.
Mona: Hey Jimmy, how have you been holding up with your games? Wario and I are feeling a bit of a creative block. Are you too?
Jimmy T: Funny you should mention that Mona. I’ve been feelin’ that my creative flow hasn’t been as fresh as usual. I haven’t been able to make any games outside the sports I usually do.
Mona: Hmm… Maybe we need to come together to help each other out. I’ll talk to Wario to see if we can have a creative meeting of sorts. Maybe together we can make some new ideas.
Jimmy T: Sounds cool to me. You count me in.
Mona: Alrighty then, Let me talk to Wario.
Mona walks back to her desk.
Mona: Um, Wario?
Mona finds that Wario has fallen asleep.
Mona: (Sighs) Let me wake him up first.
Mona pinches Wario’s nose and he suddenly wakes up.
Wario: Ow! Ow! Ow! Mona! What did I tell you about doing that to wake me up?
Mona: Sorry, Wario but I needed to tell you something but you fell asleep.
Wario: (While rubbing his nose) Get on with it! Ugh…
Mona: Well, after talking to Jimmy, I think that we need to conviene to help each other make new ideas. I feel that together we can get past our creative block.
Wario: Hmm… I guess that might work. Hang on a second.
Wario gets up top of his table.
Wario: (to everyone) Hey losers, team meeting in one minute at the boardroom! Everyone better be there or else there will be no lunch break for any of you today!
Mike: But I don’t eat lunch.
Wario: I don’t care! Get in the boardroom before I unplug you!
Mike: But I don’t need a plug to function.
Wario: Just get in the boardroom okay!
Everyone gathers inside the boardroom and takes their seats.
Wario: Alright chumps, we are developing our new game and I want some fresh, new ideas to make this game the best selling game yet! I've heard that many of you haven’t been able to pump out some fresh new ideas for games as of recently. So, my brilliant idea…
Mona aggressively glares at Wario.
Wario: … and Mona’s brilliant idea was to have a creative meeting. So, um… start making creative ideas together. Like now!
9-Volt raises his hand.
Wario: Yeah what do you want kid?
9-Volt: Um… what are we supposed to be doing?
Wario: (Looking at Mona) Do you wanna explain what we are doing? I thought I did a pretty good job of explaining it already.
Mona: The idea was that if, for example, 9-Volt was struggling with an idea for a new microgame, he could ask all of us to suggest some ideas and hopefully we can figure out an idea that can make his games more interesting.
9-Volt: But I don’t need help with ideas.
Mona: That was only an example 9-Volt. I know that Wario, Jimmy, and myself were having problems finding new ideas for games.
Jimmy T: Yeah, I was unable to find a new sport to use for my games. Maybe one of y’all can help me out.
Dr. Crygor: Have you thought of a Math Olympiad game Jimmy?
Jimmy T: I don’t think that is the type of sport that I want for my games Doc.
9-Volt: How about Skateboarding?
Jimmy T: I already have that type of game bro.
Ana: A petting competition?
Kat: That’s not a sport Ana!
Ana: It’s not?
18-Volt: I know! Rapping!
9-Volt: Rapping isn’t a sport either 18-Volt.
Young Cricket: How about some martial art games? I can show you some techniques that can make your games more interesting.
Jimmy T: That sounds cool bro, but I already have games based on martial arts and fighting too.
Orbulon: How about Florping?
Everyone except Orbulon: Florping?!
Orbulon: On my planet, Florping is our primary form of sports. It is much like the sports you humans play. You start with the Forpa Ball and the…
Wario: ENOUGH! There will be no Florping or whatever in Jimmy’s games. Perhaps we need more help to find some new ideas…
Ashley: We don’t need new employees to help with our games. You three just need to take some time to get your creativity back without needing us to do your job.
Everyone is looking at each other in silence except Wario.
Wario:(Looking zoned out) Sorry what did you say again? I think I heard you say something about how we need new employees to help with our job? That’s brilliant Ashley!
Ashley: (Grunts) Why do I even bother?
Mona: Where are we going to find a new employee Wario?
Wario: Hmm… Let me think.
Wario leans back on his chair and strokes his mustache while everyone watches him.
Ashley: Let me guess. You are going to make some big, dumb Diamond City Got Talent like competition to just hire one random person.
Wario: I was thinking of making a flyer and doing some interviews online but your idea is way better Ashley. You are on a roll today!
Ashley: (Looking annoyed) I need to keep my big mouth shut.
Wario: So, I am going to organize a huge event to find the best, most talented employee I can find! I will be the judge and by the end of that night, we’ll find the perfect employee to get us out of our creative block!
Mona: You are going to be the only judge? Why not have some of us help decide our next employee.
Wario: Really? I mean I am the boss and all but if you chumps really want to be judges I guess I can let Mona, Jimmy, 9-Volt, and Ashley be judges along with me.
Ashley: Why me?
Wario: This was your idea so you are going to be a judge with us.
Ashley slams her face on the table.
Wario: Glad to see your excitement Ashley!
9-Volt raises his hand again.
Wario: You don’t need to raise your hand to talk. You can spit it out.
9-Volt prepares to spit on the floor.
Wario: Not literally! Just say it!
9-Volt: Oh ok but uh… Do we get to use those tiny hammers like the judges on TV get?
5-Volt: They are a different type of judge dear. You are going to be a competition judge, not a legal judge.
9-Volt: But mom, I always wanted to use those tiny hammers.
Wario: Fine, we can all get tiny hammers.
9-Volt: Yay!
Spitz: What are the rest of us going to do Wario?
Wario: The rest of you chumps get front row seats to the show and can be a tiebreaker if we ever need one.
Dr. Crygor: But there’s five of you. How can we be a tiebreaker then?
Wario: Eh… Does someone else want to be a judge?
There is a brief moment of silence with everyone looking at each other.
Kat: I want to be a judge!
Ana: You're going to leave me alone Kat?
Kat: Sorry Ana, but I want to be a judge to sit next to a cutie.
Kat winks at 9-Volt but he is completely unaware of her advances.
Ashley: Gee, I wonder why.
Kat: Nobody was talking to you Ashley!
Wario: Calm down you two! I picked Orbulon as my last judge. I don’t need you two bickering.
Kat: Thanks a lot Ashley. (Scoffs)
Ashley: Whatever.
Orbulon: I love to give all of the judgments!
18-Volt raises his hand.
Wario: What now? You don’t need to raise your hand either!
18-Volt: Do we get tiny hammers too?
Wario: No, only the judges are getting tiny hammers! That’s it, no more questions. Meeting over. Go to lunch. I’m hungry.
Mike: I still don’t eat lunch.
Wario: I. Don’t. Care! Now go!
Everyone goes to lunch (except Mike) and goes on with their day. One week later, Wario starts the WarioWare Tryout Competition in the Diamond City Stadium at sunset. There is some rain outside but the event inside is quite lively. After everyone in the Stadium is seated, A large jumbo screen above the main stage where the judges are at is turned on.
Wario: (Seen from the jumbo screen) Welcome losers! Tonight is our WarioWare Tryouts. Many potential employees from around Diamond City and beyond will compete for the opportunity to work for me, Wario!
A loud applause is heard from the audience.
Wario: Yes, yes, yes. Everyone loves me! Anyways, me and some of my employees will be judging this event and by the end of the night, one loser will be a loser working for me! Speaking of these judges, let’s introduce them or whatever. First up is the lovely Mona!
Mona: Ciao everyone!
(Loud Audience Applause)
Wario: Next is the fashionable Jimmy T!
Jimmy T: What is up everyone? (Poses)
(Loud Audience Applause from Ladies)
Wario: Here’s the big headed gamer, 9-Volt!
9-Volt: Order in the court! (Uses Gavel)
(Confused Audience Reaction)
Wario: Here’s everyone’s favorite witch girl, Ashley!
Ashley: I don’t get paid enough for this job.
(Very Loud Audience Applause)
Wario: Last but not least, the lovable alien, Orbulon!
Orbulon: Hello Earthlings!
(Audience Applause)
Wario: Oh yeah, let’s get a round of applause for the rest of my employees in the front row, I guess. And while you're at it, give me some more applause! Haha!
(More Audiences Applause)
Wario: With all of that out of the way, let the WarioWare Tryouts begin!
(Even More Audience Applause)
Wario: Let the competitors come up to the stage one at a time, Mike. Let’s see who the first chump of the night is!
Mike is seen next to a large door along the side of the stadium with some shadowed off competitors waiting from inside the door.
Mike: Will the first competitor please come forward?
A tall, lanky man in purple with a stylish moustache struts towards the stage in an exaggerated fashion.
Wario: (Looking annoyed) Oh no…
Mona: You know who this is Wario? He looks familiar…
Wario: Yes… I’ll handle it
Jimmy T: Who is it then? I can’t see him from here.
Wario: It’s my best friend, Waluigi…
Orbulon: If he is your friend, why are you saying the words “oh no” then?
Wario: You’ll see…
Waluigi: Wahaha! Wario! It’s-a me, Waluigi!
(Loud audience applause)
Wario: Hey Waluigi.
Waluigi: This is the big tryout for your company right?
Wario: Yes. Yes it is.
Waluigi: Uh, did I get it in Wario?
Wario: No Waluigi. You need to do something to impress us first.
Waluigi: Do you want me to dance? I can dance-a really good Wario!
Wario: I know Waluigi. This isn’t a dance competition, this is a video game company employee competition. You need to show us your games and game ideas dummy!
Waluigi: This was a game making competition?
Wario face palms.
Wario: Yes! That’s what it said on the flyers. I literally told you about my video game company during our last party at Mario’s. How did you forget?
Waluigi: Erm…Oops. (Awkward Laugh)
(Absolute Silence)
Wario: If you're not going to do anything then I will have to eliminate you from the competition.
Waluigi: Are we still going to play golf tomorrow, Wario?
Wario: Yes we are. But don’t wake me up so early tomorrow and don’t forget to bring food this time!
Waluigi: Ok Wario but if I come back later…
Wario: Goodbye Waluigi.
Wario presses a button and a trap door is released under Waluigi’s feet.
Waluigi: Wahahahahhahahahhaha!
A loud thud is heard below a few seconds later and a grunt from Waluigi is faintly heard.
Mona: Uh, what just happened?
Wario: Don’t worry about it, he’s fine. Next competitor please!
Mike: Right away Wario. The next competitor to the stage please.
Next a large dog-like being appears on the stage.
Mona: Joe?
Joe: Hey Mona! How is it going?
Jimmy T: You’re competin’ Joe?
Joe: Yes I am and I have some cool games to show you all. Just give me a second to get them ready.
9-Volt: Show us Joe! (Uses Gavel)
Ashley: You don’t need to use that everytime you speak 9-Volt.
9-Volt: But Ashley, it is my duty as a judge to use my tiny hammer when I speak! (Uses Gavel Again) Why don’t you use yours? It’s all a part of being a great judge!
Ashley: (Sigh) (Uses Gavel Once)
9-Volt: See? Just like that Ashley! (Uses Gavel Again)
Ashley: (Grunts)
Joe: My games are all about the fun of business and management.
The jumbo screen displays several microgames created by Joe including an inventory based microgame, a calculator microgame, and an Human Resources microgame.
Joe: Doesn’t it look fun!
The judges look at each other briefly.
Mona: Business and Management? Those don’t exactly sound like fun games Joe. I know you put a lot of work into these games but I don’t think they fit with what we are trying to make. Sorry Joe but this is a no for me.
Jimmy T: I agree with Mona. Those games of yours aren't exactly the first thing I imagine when thinking about groovy microgames. I like your suit though but with that said, it’s a no go for me Joe.
9-Volt: I think it looks boring. It’s like if Math Class was a microgame. Bleck! No offense Joe but it’s a no for me. I sentence you to life in jail with no probation. (Uses Gavel)
Joe: (While nervously sweating) Wait what? I’m innocent, I swear!
Wario: 9-Volt?! We can’t sentence people to jail, no matter how fun that sounds!
9-Volt: Sorry Wario. (Uses Gavel Sadly)
Wario: Ashley, what do you want to say to Joe?
Ashley: Meh. You are one of the only people I tolerate in this city but your games look terrible. So… Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.
Joe looks down in sadness.
Orbulon: I quite liked it.
Joe looks up in excitement.
Joe: You did Orbulon?
Orbulon: Yeah! They remind me of my IQ games.
Mona: Come to think of it, these games do remind me of Orbulon’s games.
Wario: That means that not only are your games boring but they are also similar to Orbulon’s games. Yep, you’re out Joe. Any last words?
Joe: Well, I appreciate having the…
Wario presses his button and the trap door is released underneath Joe.
Joe: Oppooorrrttttuuunnniittttyyyyyyyyy!
Mona: (Shouting towards the trap door) Bye Joe! Don’t fire me for this.
A loud thud is heard as both Waluigi and Joe’s screams are subtlety heard below.
Wario: Man, the competitors have been lousy so far. I blame you for this Ashley!
Ashley: (Grunts)
Wario: Okay, let’s see the chump up next.
Mike: Ok, will the next competitor… (an audible thud coming from the competitor is heard) please come up without hurting me!
Wario: I am sure the next competitor will be another…
Loud footsteps are felt by the entire Stadium. A large man with boxing gloves is seen walking towards the stage.
Wario: …loser. Wait, is that..?
9-Volt: Former WVBA World Circuit Champion, Mr. Sandman!
Mr. Sandman: Hahaha! The one and only, kid.
(Very loud audience applause)
Wario: Er… Mr. Sandman. What brings you here?
Mr. Sandman: I’m glad you asked Wario. After losing my belt to that little chump, I decided to expand my brand with my breakthrough insomnia treatment, my fists!
Mona: Oh, I heard of your business before. You get called to different people’s houses and you make them fall asleep by punching them in the face!
Mr. Sandman: Three punches or less to knock you out or your money back guaranteed! Haha!
Wario: But why are you here if you are already involved with a successful business?
Mr. Sandman: Well, as much as I love my new career, I always had an interest in making video games that could let me knock people out and as of recently, I finally learned how to code some great games.
Jimmy T: Alright then, show us what you got!
Mr. Sandman: With pleasure.
The jumbo screen displays several different Punch-Out like microgames with Mr. Sandman as the protagonist of the games.
Mr. Sandman: As you all can see, these games portray me, Mr. Sandman, beating up different boxers, like that wimp Little Mac.
9-Volt: But all the boxers in your games besides you are Little Mac.
Mr. Sandman: Good observation.
Ashley: How are any of your games different from one another?
Mr. Sandman: Good question. I use different moves to knock out Little Mac in my games like in one game I use a winking uppercut and in another game I use my Dreamland Express and then in another game…
Ashley: Yeah that doesn’t really cut it for me. It’s an out for me.
Mr. Sandman: (Grunts angrily)
Jimmy T: While I love some boxing Mr. Sandman, I don’t think there is enough variety in your games to be successful so I am…
Mr. Sandman: Wait! I forgot to show you all another of my games.
The jumbo screen shows a knitting microgame with Mr. Sandman knitting a boxing glove.
Mr. Sandman: See? It’s me knitting! That’s another thing I do in my spare time.
Jimmy T: Hrm… that does change things a bit. But I still don’t think that it is enough for me so i’m out bro.
Mona: Same here with me. I don’t think that’s enough to work with us. On the bright side, you knit lovely boxing gloves.
Mr. Sandman: (More angry grunts)
9-Volt: I actually quite like the games you showed us! However, I would have liked to have seen other famous Punch-Out boxers in your microgames too. Otherwise, I think they are solid and show potential. It's a yes for me. (Uses Gavel)
Orbulon: I agree with the little one. These games look quite enjoyable. I approve!
Wario is seen sleeping again. Mona pinches his nose to wake him up.
Wario: Gah! Not again!
Mona: You need to put in your vote for Mr. Sandman Wario.
Mr. Sandman: Yeah I am still waiting for the last vote.
Wario: Uh… I think that you and your games have great potential for the future with all the punching and knitting. Plus having a big name celebrity like you making games for me would definitely bring more sales than ever! I am in!
(The audience cheers)
Mr. Sandman: So, have I won yet?
Wario: Well since we are split 3-3 on our judgment, we need a tiebreaker. Dr. Crygor and my other employees in the front row behind you will be the ones to decide if you advance to the next round.
Mr. Sandman looks back and sees Dr. Crygor and the rest of Wario’s friends in the front row. He walks towards the front row. His thunderous footsteps are felt by the Arena.
Mr. Sandman: (Staring at Dr. Crygor) What is your verdict then, Doc.
Dr. Crygor: (Nervously Sweating) Uh…
5-Volt: I think we need time to discuss our overall verdict. Right Dr. Crygor?
Dr. Crygor: Yeah totally. (Nervous laugh)
The group in the front row quickly discuss their verdict quietly to themselves.
Dr. Crygor: Mr. Sandman, we have made a decision.
Mr. Sandman: (Looking directly at Dr. Crygor) Go on.
Dr. Crygor: (Starts to Nervously Sweat again) We decided that we didn’t…
Mr. Sandman: (Angrily Grunts)
Dr. Crygor: (Stuttering) Didn’t… didn’t have any objections to your games at all! They were absolutely p-perfect! No flaws at all! 10/10! Absolutely a-approved. (Nervous Laughter)
(Loud audience applause)
Mr. Sandman: Hahaha! Thank you very much Doc!
Mr. Sandman walks back to the main stage.
5-Volt: (Speaking to Dr. Crygor) I thought we agreed his games weren’t good enough for us.
Dr. Crygor: I’m sorry but I didn’t want to anger the Former Heavyweight Boxing Champion who can send me to orbit with one punch!
Wario: Congratulations Mr. Sandman! With the last vote in your favor, you get to advance to the next round of the competition.
(Very loud applause)
Mr. Sandman: Hahaha! Another win for me! But where do I go for now?
Wario: You can sit over there next to Dr. Crygor until the next round starts. He seems to be a big fan of your work.
Dr. Crygor: Wait what?!
Mr. Sandman: Sounds good to me.
Mr. Sandman walks towards the front row and takes a seat next to Dr. Crygor.
Dr. Crygor: (Nervously Sweating) Nice weather we’re having. Right? (Nervous Laugh)
Mr. Sandman: Isn’t it raining right now?
Dr. What an astute observation. (More nervous laughter)
Wario: With that out of the way, let’s see the next competitor. How many competitors do we have left Mike?
Mike: Only two more.
Wario: Wah? Only two more? Why aren’t there more people who want to work for me eh? I sent out several flyers throughout Diamond City about this event!
Mona: Didn’t you only make five flyers to save money?
Wario: Yeah but I put them in different places across the city. You’d think more than five people will see them. Heck I am pretty sure Mr. Sandman doesn’t even live in Diamond City and he still got here.
Mr. Sandman: I saw your flyer flying around the road I was traveling to a client’s house. I grabbed it and then headed here.
Wario: How did the flyers leave the city?
Ashley: Did you use a single piece of tape to hold them again?
Wario: Maybe I did, maybe I didn’t. Either way I still think more people should have competed based on the amount of flyers I used.
Ashley: That or they found out about the payment schedule you give us.
Wario: What payment schedule?
Ashley: Exactly.
Wario: Enough dilly dallying! Let’s see the next competitor already!
Mike: Ok fatty, you’re up next.
A large, round being with a spiky beard and a horned hat rushes to the stage.
Mona: Uh… who is that Wario?
Wario: That’s…
Shake King: The Shake King! Bwahahaha!
A loud clap of thunder is heard. The audience sounds scared. Wario gets up from his chair and rolls up his sleeves. Mona is distinctly staring at Wario’s arms.
Wario: Give me a second. I’ve beaten this chump before. I’d get down if I were you.
Shake King: Wait Wario! I come in peace!
Wario: Peace my fairly sized behind! You’re here for revenge against me aren’t you? And how did you get here from the Shake Dimension?
Shake King: I am not. I am here to offer you an opportunity to have me, the Shake King, as your employee and have NO plans whatsoever to attack or betray you AT ALL! I found a way to come to this realm though means I don’t need to tell you.
Wario: (While stroking his moustache) Hrm… that sounds incredibly suspicious but I guess I can hear you out first before I beat you again. Ok, show us your microgames.
Wario takes a seat as the jumbo screen shows several microgames that look identical to Wario’s microgames.
Wario: Hey! Those are my microgames!
Shake King: They may seem similar to your microgames but I have personally improved your original, inferior games with my powers. Observe!
Shake King controls his microgames by shaking his hands (and subsequently the Stadium).
Wario: That’s it? A shake control gimmick?
Shake King: What do you mean? Of course that’s it! I have made your pathetic games 1000 times better with my own techniques. You clearly need me to complete these games for you fools. Bwahahaha!
Wario: Yeah, no. Your games are absolutely not better than mine! You know what bozo? I’ll let the other judges decide whether or not to keep you around. You first Mona.
Mona: Well Mr. Shake King, I don’t think your games are that much better than Wario’s and aren’t original at all. I don’t think that you and Wario would work well together based on your past experiences and knowing that is why I say no. Plus you probably will try to betray us if we hire you.
Jimmy T: (nodding at Mona in agreement) I don’t like how you think you’re better than everybody here bro. Tellin’ us how wack we are and all without any fair feedback ain’t gonna help us make out games better. Your microgames aren’t the main problem for me, it’s your nasty attitude. It’s a big no for me man.
Ashley: Your games are incredibly lazy as you just took Wario’s games but added a feature to shake your hands to control them. I don’t know how but you made something more lazily than Wario did. I’ve never been so impressed and disappointed at the same time. Please leave before I have to suffer looking at your embarrassing lazy games any longer.
9-Volt: Don’t get me wrong, I love Wario’s games and shaking your hands to control them sounds cool! Yet, it seems like besides making things shake, you don’t know how to make an original game. I agree with everyone else, it’s a no for me. (Uses Gavel once)
Orbulon: I liked your games, bearded one. They remind me of Wario’s games…
Wario: That’s because they are my games, Pinhead!
Orbulon: And that’s why I liked them! I approve!
Wario: Orbulon, stop being such a pushover. Ugh. Anyways, most of us agree you're out of here loser.
Wario presses his button to send Shake King though the trap door but Shake King jumps out the way before he would have been sent down.
Shake King: You think you all will get rid of me so easily! You all will pay with your lives for what you have done to me!
Shake King prepares to launch himself towards Wario and the other judges.
Wario: Hey, Mr. Sandman! Can you do us a favor and put this chump to bed.
Shake King stops charging up his attack and looks behind him.
Shake King: Wait who?
Mr. Sandman: He’s talking to me fatty! (Looking at Dr. Crygor) Don’t fear Doc, I got this chump.
Dr. Crygor: Uh ok.
Mr. Sandman gets up from his seat and rushes towards Shake King.
Shake King: You dare oppose me? Our battle will…
Mr. Sandman: End with my fists punching your face! Say goodnight ugly!
Mr. Sandman rushes at Shake King. Shake King attempts to land a blow on Mr. Sandman but he dodges out of the way. While Shake King is left wide open, Mr. Sandman unleashes a three-hit Dreamland Express on his face. The last blow knocks down Shake King and he plummets down the still open trap door. Two other screams are briefly heard after the thud of Shake King’s falling body is heard. After the fight, the audience cheers for Mr. Sandman.
Wario: Thanks for the help! I really didn’t want to get up again.
Mr. Sandman: Eh. It was no problem. Like I’ve said, three hits or your money back guaranteed! Hahaha!
Mr. Sandman sits back down in his seat.
Wario: Now that’s all over with, can we finally finish up this first round already? Mike, send out the last competitor already. I’m getting tired.
Mike: I agree. I am getting tired of you too. Will the last competitor please come to the stage.
The last competitor with the large bow on her head walks up to the stage.
Jimmy T: Hey I remember that girl. She was at the Wario Bowl Game Competition.
Mona: Yeah I remember her too Jimmy. She was also the one who took all of those lovely pictures of us. What was your name again?
Lulu: It’s me, Lulu. The great hero of Luxeville! It’s nice to see you all again. Even you Wario. Uh… Wario?
Wario is seen dozing off again. Mona reaches for Wario’s nose again but is interrupted.
Lulu: I got this.
Lulu pulls out her water blaster and shoots Wario’s face.
Wario: Gah. What was that Mona!
Mona: That wasn’t me Wario. Lulu did it.
Wario: Who?
Lulu: Me! I did Wario!
Wario: Who are you?
Lulu: You don’t remember me, Wario? You don’t remember the whole thing with the tournament and the potty you stole from us?
Wario: Not really.
9-Volt: She was the one who stopped you while you were wearing that weird looking crown thing and flying in the air with all those overpriced balloons.
Wario: Oh, I remember now! Those balloons were expensive! Well, why do you want to work for me after I took your town’s toilet or whatever?
Lulu: After you stole our toilet, my town decided to get a brand new, better toilet while I went off to get the one you stole back. If it wasn’t for you stealing it, we would have never gotten that nice, new toilet and would have continued sharing that pot instead. That was why I decided to apply for your company. Plus seeing all the awesome friends you had showed me that you aren’t as bad as I first thought you were.
Ashley: We wouldn’t exactly call Wario our friend. He is more like our smelly boss that forces us all to do his work.
Lulu: Even if he isn’t your friend, he mustn't treat you too badly if you still stick by him.
Ashley: I guess.
Wario: I love all of this flattery but can you show us some of your microgames already? You can also continue to talk about me while you're presenting them. Waha!
Lulu: Alright let me show you all my games. Behold! The fun of camping microgames.
On the jumbo screen, Lulu's camping based microgames are shown including games based around making smores, hunting, hiking and fishing. The judges look at the screen in wonder and amazement.
Lulu: So, what do you all think?
Mona: Wow! These microgames are awesome! I love the theme and they seem very well designed. Brava! It's a yes for me.
Jimmy T: These games are tight! And that hiking game is exactly what I needed for a new sports game. If you don't mind, can I borrow that for a new Sports game? It's a yes for me by the way.
Lulu: Absolutely!
Jimmy T: Very cool.
Ashley: Not bad. I guess I'll say yes since your games are the only ones I've seen today of actual quality.
9-Volt: While I am not a camping kid, these games seem so cool and fun. I can really tell you know your stuff. A big yes for me! (Uses gavel)
Wario: How about you Orbulon?
Orbulon: No.
Lulu: Wait, why?
Orbulon: Wario told me I had to be less of a pushover which I believe means to stop saying yes in earthspeak.
Wario: I only meant that with people whose games were bad, not actually good ones.
Orbulon: My bad. I approve then.
Wario: As for me, I agree with everyone else. These games are pretty good. These are probably the best games we've seen tonight. Congratulations kid, you get to advance to the next round with Mr. Sandman.
(Loud applause for Lulu)
Lulu: Woohoo! Yeah! I made it!
Wario: Welp, the next round is now! Mr. Sandman, get over here.
Mr. Sandman gets up from his seat to stand next to Lulu in the main stage.
Wario: For the next round, we are gonna… uh…
Mona: Wario? You didn't think of anything to do for the next round in advance?
Wario: I didn't expect two chumps to be left. I thought we would have only found one good enough person and go home.
Ashley: Brilliant as usual Wario.
Wario: I appreciate the compliments Ashley but I need to think of a challenge for these two on the spot.
Mr. Sandman: Can I make a suggestion?
Wario: Yeah sure.
Mr. Sandman: A boxing challenge.
Lulu: Uh, what?
Mona: (Concerned) Boxing! Wario, you can't be seriously considering this!
Wario: I don't see why not. Let's get this boxing match ready.
(Loud cheers from the audience)
Wario snaps his fingers and a boxing ring emerges from the ground above the two competitors.
Jimmy T: Where did that boxing ring come from?
Wario: This arena is conveniently used for boxing on the weekends.
9-Volt: That is convenient!
Mona: (More concerned) You can’t let this fight happen! A little girl like her isn’t gonna win against a former heavyweight boxing world champion still in his prime! Lulu can die if she fights him!
Wario: Don’t be so worried, Lulu seems to have no objections about this fight. Right, kid?
Lulu: Wario, if you want me to fight to win this competition…
Lulu pulls out two tiny boxing gloves from her giant bow and puts them on.
Lulu: BRING IT ON!
Wario: See Mona? She’s tough enough to fight.
Mona: (Gulps)
Mr. Sandman: (To Lulu) Hahaha! You're so adorable. Don’t worry little girl, I’ll try my best to end this fight as quickly as possible.
Lulu: The only one whose going down is you! I’m not afraid of you.
Mr. Sandman: We’ll see about that.
Wario: Mike, be the referee!
Mike: I don’t know anything about WVBA regulations.
9-Volt: Isn’t the only rule in the WVBA wearing boxing gloves?
Mr. Sandman: (Stretching on the ropes) Pretty much.
Wario: You can just start the match and count for knockdowns Mike.
Mike: Very well. Fighters get ready.
Lulu and Mr. Sandman meets in the middle of the ring.
Mr. Sandman: It’s a school night little girl. It’s time for you to go to bed.
Lulu: I am not going down to the likes of you. Let’s go!
Mike: Let the match begin.
(Mr. Sandman’s Theme from Punch-Out Wii plays)
Mike rings a bell in his chest and the match begins. Mr. Sandman starts with a straight hook towards Lulu’s face. She dodges out of the way and hits him in the leg. He didn’t feel anything from her hit.
Mr. Sandman: Is that all you got?
Lulu: You have no idea!
Mr. Sandman continues to send out jabs and uppercuts to Lulu but Lulu dodges them all with ease. Mr. Sandman throws a quick winking uppercut that Lulu barely dodges.
Mona: Oh my goodness! That almost hit her! Call this fight off Wario!
Wario: She didn’t get hit. She’s got this fight under control. Plus look how excited the audience is by the fight.
(Loud cheers echo throughout the arena)
Mr. Sandman and Lulu become more and more tired as the round goes on as Mr. Sandman continues his assault while Lulu gets out of the way.
Mr. Sandman: (While throwing more punches at Lulu) I see you're getting tired, kid. You can always throw the towel and let me win.
Lulu: (While dodging) I’m not the only one who is getting tired and I am not giving up! It’s not like you can hit me like how you weren’t able to hit Little Mac.
Mr. Sandman: (Angry grunt) That’s it! You leave me no other option, kid. I tried to do this the easy way but you left me no choice.
Lulu: (To herself) That’s exactly what I wanted you to say.
Mr. Sandman throws out his signature Dreamland Express against Lulu. Lulu dodges the first two strikes easily but seemingly stops herself from dodging the third strike and gets hit in the face. She goes down to the mat.
Mr. Sandman: I’ve got you down now! It’s bedtime for you! Hahaha!
Mona: (Gasps) Is she still breathing? Call an ambulance NOW!
Ashley: I’ll get her tombstone ready.
Wario: Wait! Mike is counting down.
Mike: 1. 2. 3…
Lulu is seen down on the floor with her slowly trying to get up. Mr. Sandman watches her in pity as she seems to be struggling to get up. Then she starts to exaggeratedly cry, getting Mr. Sandman’s attention.
Mr. Sandman: Oh no! Are you alright kid? I didn’t mean to hit you that hard. Well I did but I didn’t want to cry about it.
Mike: 5. 6…
Mr. Sandman leans down towards the still crying Lulu.
Mike: 7…
Wario: (With a large grin on his face) Hahaha! I know what she’s doing now
Mona: Lulu is on the floor crying and you're laughing?! She’s hurt!
Wario: Not for long. Just watch!
Mr. Sandman: Is there anything I can do to make you feel better, little girl?
Lulu stops crying and looks up to Mr. Sandman smiling.
Mike: 8…
Lulu: You can stay right there. You're right where I want you!
Lulu quickly gets up and jumps towards Mr. Sandman’s face.
Mr. Sandman: Wait, what?
Mike: 9…
Using her full force, Lulu hits Mr. Sandman directly in the face with a short but powerful uppercut. Unprepared for the hit, Mr. Sandman goes down to the mat instantly while Lulu lands safely on the mat on her feet.
Mike: 10. KO. Lulu wins!
(Mr. Sandman Punch-Out Wii Victory Jingle plays)
Everyone in the arena cheers for Lulu. As they cheer, Lulu takes a blanket out from her bow and gives it to the knocked out Mr. Sandman.
Lulu: Good night.
Lulu kisses him on the head as the boxing ring returns back to the floor.
Wario: The winner of the WarioWare Inc. Tryouts is Lulu of Luxeville!
(One last cheer from the audience)
Wario: Everyone who isn't my employee, GET OUT!
Wario presses the trap door button and the unconscious Mr. Sandman falls down below. Three grunts are heard briefly when his body lands below.
Wario: Get over here to congratulate the winner everyone.
The entire crew gathers around her as the audience exits the arena.
Wario: Hahaha! I knew you had it in you to take that chump down. If some short teenager could do it, so could you.
9-Volt: You’re so cool Lulu. You took down Mr. Sandman in one uppercut! Amazing!
Jimmy T: Those moves in the ring were real smooth!
Ashley: I thought you were dead. You surprised me.
Dribble: Way to go kid!
Young Cricket: You need to teach me those moves.
Kat and Ana: Us too!
Lulu: (With a big smile) Thanks so much everyone!
Mona: You’re okay, Lulu? You took a direct hit from him IN THE FACE!
Lulu: That’s exactly what I wanted him to do.
Kat: What?
Ana: You wanted him to hit you?
Lulu: I needed him to lower his guard so that I could land the finishing blow.
Wario: And that’s why you started to cry right? To get him close to you?
Lulu: That’s right!
Mona: So that’s why you were laughing, Wario. You knew what she was trying to do.
Wario: I know a dirty trick when I see one. (Turning back to Lulu) Welcome to my company, kid…
Everyone angrily glares at Wario.
Wario: …Our company. With those games of yours, our next game will be a sure hit! Wahaha!
Lulu: So, what’s the pay?
Wario: The pay?
Wario starts to laugh hysterically. Everyone (except Ashley and Mike) joins him shortly after.
Lulu: What’s so funny? I’m only asking how much I get paid.
Wario and his friends (except Ashley and Mike) laugh even louder.
Lulu: Can someone tell me? Hello? I just need to know how much the pay is! Guys?!
The laughter continues as the screen pans out from the arena and shortly turns to black. The End.