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2021-09-17
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2022-11-10
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our eternal eggplant

Summary:

grammarly and anita are dating, but oh no! y/n is in love with grammarly while grammarly and shrek bee benson (her bestiee) seem to have their eyes on someone else! will they ever recover???

this is my first fic so pls don’t hate

Chapter 1: Prologue

Notes:

A note from my beta, a Bearded Baker:

I would liek to acknowledge the importance of this book and all of its detail and little complexities. I like to amuse myself with arranging such little elegant compliments, but I srtive to give them as unstudied an air as possible. The book looks at all those chickens, it had me sitting there with barbecue sauce on my titties on mulitiple different occasions. I love chipotle, chipotle is my life, and I never fuckin learned how to read. So now I take, Adderall, ha hA! We’re gonna go to McDonalds if I don’t do my work, but this book really brings all the boys to the yard. I love refrigerators, and Sherk Boo Bonsion really tugs on your heartstrings throughout the story. All in all, Johnny had nineteen bottles of dishsoap, so you’d better just mind your business David. If I had to sum up how I felt about the story in just two words, I would say “JUDICE! NO!”. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk, now keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle, cause it’s Britney, bitch.
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I woke up snd looked at the mirror. I’m so ugly i thougtht to myself.

With my luscious long purvlr and pink hair and my pale skin and stromy blue orbs, i looked st myself and started crying.

“Oh ny cod why am i so ugly! I statted to cry. Then i out onmy outfit. I put ona neon blue blous over a lusicus poohf pink skirt. I wore orange tishents and a yellow caridogan. I wore green highheels. They were 19 inches tslk because im so short imonly 3”4’.

 

Then i went ro school snd evryind eas staring at me bexause im so ugly. Im so depressed i hare myself.

I went to my ceeetive writing  class and write a depressing sexy storee about that hottie grammarly. Grammarlyisso hot. Then i heard the doorooen. I looked up and gasped.

 

….

 

It was grammarly!1!11!1!!!

Notes:

A/n: i hooe you likethis ztory pls dont hate its my firtst book:::333)$$$$))))))

Chapter 2: Chwpter 1

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GrAmmrtlysat right bext ti me.

He has skin with a mint tint and greeen eys. He ahss white harr. He was wearjbg alight truqiuse tank top crop top. Je had purvle long tights and black shoes. He was so hot.

“Hi y/n he said”

Hi gtammary i said looking as hot. Abd sexy as possbible.

What are you righting he asked.

Igasped. I had my story about grannarly dtill onmy table.

I’m not writing about anythibb!1!1!1 you pervert

im sorry y/n he saidhotly

Theb someobe else came inthe room.

Anita!

Anit id grammarlyz girlfriend. I hste her. Shes sych a poser. She sat on grannarlys lap. Hi babe then they dtatted to french poshly.

I was so disgusted. Right in front of my smut???? The audacty.

I was so angery.

Anuta has black straight enoby hair with purple streaks and red tips that reaches her mid back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and alot of peiple tell her she looks like amy lee.

i nate her so much, bur fefore i could yell at uer, somekne else came in.

it was…

Sherk Bee Benson!!1!!1!

Chapter 3: CHoter 2

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Skeek bee benson looked like shreek frim the movie but he had berteb bee bensons face and he reely liked jazz. He was very hot. but my haert onyl belongs to grammarly so i would nevet date hime ever

Shark sat next too me.

Wow grammarly your os ugyl he said.

Oh yea also sheek h8s grammarly but idont knwo why. 

fuk yu said grammarly wirh a very redb face.

All of a sudden the teyaxher came int he room. Tne teacher namme is hary styles. “Its time for the creeaytiv riting clas to begin” hary yelled quietly.

We all sate in out seets excoet for anata who kept sitting in grammarlys lap because she sux. Hary started to talk. “Roday we are gong to write about what your favorite thing to do is”

I gapsed. I hadvthe prefect idea. I would rite about grammarly because i wanted to do hem so badd. I pcked up my teal pen and strayed to rite. The words fleowed into the paperb like my tears when im depressed. Then just as i finisued, class ended. I handed in my oaper to mr hary. I wud defintly get a 10o.

Then i left hthe clas and went to meet shek bee benson whi is also acrually my best frend. Ee went ourside becuz it eas lunch time. i had a salad with ice vream because not a lot of peple get lunch like this andb i am speshal. Shork had sum pizza thga with honey thya he importer fron norhtern south carolna becuz hes rich.

We ate the food. It wasvvery goud. Yhen shrk statted talking. he aksed me a queshton. “shud we go to anitas burtday party?”

i was very shook

“Ew no why would i go to that goff’s birtday psrty. I hate eur do much” then i gasped. Grammarly would be ther!

nevernidn we need to go i said. When is hr birthdya?

“Tomoriw” said shek.

i’m going home i announced. I have ti pick iut ny outfit anen show grammarly that im so muchc bettet than aneta.

 

Then i went hom.

Notes:

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Chapter 4: cheeter 3

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i went ti my riim snd sat on my bed. i started to cri sgain becuz im depressef rhat grammarly likes anita mor thean me.

then i sighed and i loked in my closeet for som sexy cloths to wear to the paerty.

i pit on a beutiful elmo gown. Eelmo is my favorite character evet and everyonr who thunks thst he is dumb can suc my dic.

My gown had lotts kf sparkels on itband in the middls od the goebb was a bug orange elmso nose, abd where my bobs are is where the eelmo eyes are. The gown weas sk beautfuyl that I started to cry again evcause grammarly will defeneetly want ro fucc me now. I dont put on undies in case he wantts to fucc me when i am stile kn the drees. i also got some pink sparkle crocs becuz they sre sexy. 

 

theb i went to sleep

 

when i woke up I was ready for the party. i went to the partt rhin my purple lamvorgini tricycle. i stoped in front of stupid anatas house. i went inside the hiuse and walked to grammarly. 

heyyy i said.

he aid hello to me.

he was only wearing whiye shorts and ni shirts becuz hes si hot.

Anoita walks up to grammarly, anf starts to trt anf pyll him away from me. 

I yell no, abd grab grammarlys other arm. His moodcles are so bug and sgrong that i blusg.

 

Grammarly looks back at mr and blushes. Then he looks at anota, back at me, and loudly groans “FUCV OFF ANITS. We r sooo don.” Then grammarly satres into my eyes hotly anf wr make out angrily.

Notes:

A/n: ong i hoppe you like ot!!!!!!1!1! leav kudose and coments

Chapter 5: cheetee 4

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Then he pot his eternal eggplant in my waterbottle opening.It felt so good becuz his plant was so longgg

Ughhhhh

anata scrreemd and skank layef doen and sobed becuz we were so hot.

Elmo and hid girlfriend beyonce were slso there and they ate pineappl, abd watermelob witj sugir on itt. 

then wr all fell asleep becuz we were eatng and dronkinf so many drugz at the paery.

Notes:

hope u like it 111111!

Chapter 6: Chorter 5

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i wkoe up atfer 4 houurs.

 

grammerly nwas netx to me and so was anita and skrerk!!1! i aslo saw elmo and his spuer segx girlfrned benoyce. i loked at anaita again. 

“I HTAE YOO SO MACH!!!!!!1!1!1!1!1!11!!” i moned quitely.

i tkook my foot adn i kiked her off the bed. she fell off like teh ugly bicth she is. i was so hapy!!! gremerrly was mine1 anita had no hapiness now adn she can go d1e!!

 

i gto off teh bed adn wnetnt to thr batroom. NOT the bathroom. rhe batroom has bats adn i taked to them pashinetly. all of a sundden oen of the bats turnd into a person!

 

it was…

 

hary styls!!!

Notes:

im srooyrry i havnt updated in a lgong tim i am busy havng sexc evry day

Chapter 7: chter 6

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harriey styles looksed at me and said hayyy u r so sexcy!

i blushed and my face thurnd brite red. thnen i gapsed. 

NO! i screeemed!

youuou cannott flirt whith me i aldredly hav a boyfrend andn he is so muhch kooler than yuou!

i knoe u hav a boyfrnd said harrye. in fact, i used to be gramarlys boyfrind.

EW! I HATEE GAE PEOOELE!!!!! YOU TRIEDD TO FLRITI WITH ME SO UR NOT ACTALLY GAY!!!!!

but y/n…..?.,,. i am gay. im gae 4 u.

I SCREMED AT HOM AND MOANed!

YOU CANT SBE GAYE UR A BOY!!!!

but y/n…. im not a boiy….

al of a suddn, a pink lite apeered adn it was so brighgte i had to clos my eyes.

wehn i opend my eyes i gapsesd!

hary styles had turdned itno….. 

 

anita!

 

Notes:

thanks u forkr al of ur supprots!!!!!!!!!!!