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Dazai always breaks into Chuuya's apartment; to make him breakfast. What makes it more fun, the fact he doesn't know Chuuya peeks and giggles at every mistake he makes –Well... He's lucky he didn't set the kitchen on fire–
Always, when he sets the food on the bed tray -HE bought for his Chibi- he goes to check on him whether he woke up or not yet.
"Chuuya~?" he, as always, used his childish tune and poke his cheek "Come on~ wake up or I'm gonna use another method!!" This is what Chuuya loves, the OTHER method, it's warm and soft like his partner.
When he didn't move an inch, Dazai smiled softly laying behind him, leaving traces of soft kisses on his neck.
If there is something can make Chuuya keep on his act it's gonna be the sweet talk Dazai whispers behind his ears, making him shiver with every warm word he says "Hey beauty~ rise and shine~ your baby made you breakfast"
"Shut up, you aren't my— my baby and I'm not beautiful" he said moving to hide between Dazai's arms and squish his face into his (baby's) chest "Excuse me?" Dazai said while squeezing Chuuya closer, breathing the sweet Lavender from his partner's neck then hair. "How could you say I'm not your baby? I make you breakfast every morning~" Dazai said mockingly.
"You mean you break into my apartment and make breakfast for me, from my food, from my fridge" Dazai gasped putting one of his hands on his chest giving him his 'shocked' look "Chibi?! How could you?!"
"Yeah this is you Dazai, you can't change my opinion" he turned to lay on his stomach while his legs play in the air, he's doing this on purpose he ALWAYS do it on purpose, especially when he wears his shorts. He knows how much Dazai loves to see his legs and he loves how one hand is enough to grab one of his legs "Don't you have work today Osamu?" he laid his head between Dazai's arms "Not today dear~" he kissed his forehead before he said, "Today I'm gonna spend it with you!" rubbing his cheek and smile for him.
If Chuuya has something to confess, it's going to be his deep love with Dazai's smile. It's warm, soft, it's for him. Only for him.
"Liar" he said before turning to sit with both legs and arms crossed "What do we have for breakfast?"
Dazai chuckles at him but answered his question with sly grin "Some crab!"
Chuuya turns to glare at the Mackerel, growling "You're kidding right?" Now he's laughing loudly looking at his tiny chibi, who's still glaring but smiling –something Chuuya can proudly do to make Dazai flustered– he catch his breath and proper his voice "I was kidding dear, I can't serve YOU such food" he kissed his hand he grabbed "You deserve royal banquet my beloved~"
Dazai was never sweet like this, which means today there's something important, he knows that but he has no idea what it is. He'll just wait and see what will happen.
"ata ata ata let me feed you baby~" sweet Dazai's VERY scary. When he's sweet like this, Chuuya needs to try and get him out of his way for the rest of the day; because God knows what he might do.
"Dazai you need to go to work, I have work today too!"
"Nah" Ok this one didn't work so it's time for the emergency plans...
Plan A.
"Dazai dear–"
"N–O means no. You don't have to go too, I can ask Mori to give you break for today" if he dares and do that Mori will end up giving him extra work to cover the lost day, so no he won't let that happen!!!
Plan B.
"Honey please, we still–"
"No"
"For God's sake let me finish my fucking sentences!!" His mind flashed plan F right now and he'd be more than happy to use it. But! Dazai made him breakfast which is sweet, and ruining that because of his bad temper would be a really bad idea for his happy and calm morning.
He let Dazai play with his hair while talking softly and that makes him feel so damn good, he's happy with all of this, it makes him treasured he know it might not happen again, if he gives him what HE wants, he won't be back for him.
Dazai's selfish, he was and he definitely still! His 'childish' habits still there, hiding under THIS sweet but scary mask "Can I feed you?" For now he'll wait until they finish eating THEN he'll be the one leaving to work...
"Chuuya-Kun?" Hirotsu called with raised eyebrow, staring at the young man he wondered "Are you ok?"
"Well..." He stopped talking and thought about it... He definitely can't tell him what happened this morning. No... Never...
1 hour later...
"... And that's all what happen!!" He's shocked and cursing the moment he thought about asking that stupid question out loud "So let me get it all again. Dazai-Kun tried to feed you but instead of using the spoon he used his mouth-"
"Yes!" he nodded firmly "As a result, you smacked him in his nose?" Tense started to grow under Hirotsu's stares "He started it!!" Great! Now regret starts to grow. Why would he do this to the ONLY person who've been making him breakfast? He shrank in his seat calling the old mafioso in low tune "Hirotsu-San?"
"mhm?"
"Should I apologise?" he looked at him innocently, waiting for respond from the elder "Yes, I think you should" After he has been told to do that, he tried calling him but he didn't answer, "as expected..."
"Dazai-San? Do you think this will work?" the poor little boy wondered staring at the badly injured nose "It will Atsushi-Kun, don't worry~" he looked again at his phone, waiting, staring at the dark screen. When it rang again, he pulled Atsushi with him "Hello Akutagawa-Kun" He waved to the young mafioso, who's surprised to meet his wanted master in the mafia buildings, walking carefree to the elevator "Dazai-San?! Wha– What are you doing here?!" He called, while running after he master like an obedient dog.
"Oh we're here to make a surprise party, you think you can help me with this?" he looked at him seriously and the young man figured his (ex)executive need all available help, "YES! Dazai–San! I won't let you down"
"Good boy~ distract Chuuya as long as you can" He said while entering the elevator
"Yes sir! Higuchi! We have work!" Akutagawa called before the elevator door closes and Dazai and Atsushi move all the way to executives floor. His phone started ringing again when he got to Chuuya's room, this time it was Hirotsu calling to confirm him about the second part "great job! Thanks for the help Hirotsu-San, I owe you a drink~" when the line ended, Atsushi was wondering...
Why him of all people?
Didn't he fail to do it this morning?
"I know what you're thinking about Atsushi-Kun~" he stiffened from the reply, from Dazai's warm smile "I can't–" He took deep breathe and turns to look away "I can't help it" He said before wide smile showed up, he then kept going with full excitement "he's beautiful, cute, fun to mess up with, short enough to fit me. It's like-" Dazai turned to face the young boy behind him, who was listening with all his senses "He was born for me" Sushi can see sparks in his eyes.
Was talking about Chuuya always warming Dazai like this? Were his eyes shiny and– "I want to see that beautiful face forever... I always wanted that from the first time I saw him, when he crashed me under his heels" he said while facing the huge window in front of him.
"Dazai-San?" He turns to look at him...
There on his cheeks, tears were falling slowly "Can you imagine this? I only feel warm when I'm around him, I only feel... Alive when I'm with him" Without any other word the young man ran to his coworker giving him big hug "Thank you Atsushi-Kun, I need this", he pulled him closer whispering words of support...
You can do it Dazai-San.
You'll do fine.
He'll accept you.
He needed this... He need all of this "I appreciate it Atsushi-Kun" he smiled softly, glad to have the young boy with him here.
After they almost finished preparing, Akutagawa rushed to the room, looking for his ex-executive, who was putting the last touched in the room, "Dazai-San?! We can't distract him any longer!" both of them panicked and tried to finish as fast as possible before Chuuya rushes into his room to finish his work and go home and try the new wine he got as a gift from one of his coworkers.
"Oi get out of my way!!" The raven boy was nervous trying to do anything without accidentally saying a word about the plan "Chuu- Chuuya–Sama please understand that–"
"Chuuya-Nii!!!" Mori and Elise walked to them pulling Chuuya away to their office "Boss?"
"Come with me I need to talk to you" he seemed serious so Chuuya obeyed and followed him
"Boss? Elise-Chan? Why am I wearing wedding dress and having make-up?" Mori was busy watching Elise work on the make-up, and didn't hear the question "Boss?!"
"Oh Chuuya-Kun ? You are the best option, since no one have this... body and beauty" he shrugged "You're doing amazing work Elise-Chan~!!" She hmphed to him and shrugged before she goes back and focus one her masterpiece "I definitely am Rintaro. I know what I'm doing is perfect" Chuuya giggled from her reply, while Mori tried not to run away and cry "O‐ Ok *sniff*"
"So what is my mission?" Mori snapped trying to remember his part "Ah your guest will be waiting for you in your office, that's why we couldn't let you get in with... Those..." he pointed at his suit, making Chuuya rise an eyebrow "Then?"
"Accept whatever they have for you" Chuuya suddenly became worried, what will they ask him to do? Does it have anything to do with what he's wearing right now? But he's more oblivious to even overthink about it "Ok, I guess I should get going" he smiled to them before closing the door after him walking back to his office, trying to ignore everyone's stares -especially those who have crush on him-
"Chuuya-San?" The raven boy stared at him for too long before breaking it because damn! he looks so good!! "I'm ready to get in" Chuuya took off his black gloves and wore the white one -which is a gift from Elise-
(again he's too oblivious to think about the reason)
When they opened the door for him, his office was dark with no peck of lights, only candles in the corners and–
He saw someone standing in the other side of the room. He walked to get better view of the person and he saw... Man wearing black suit with red flower in the pocket behind his chest "Dazai? What are you–" Dazai cut him by leaning on his knee pulling a small box from his pocket "Dazai what the fuck?!"
"Chuuya? I know I'm the worst person you might have ever met-"
"Don't worry you have the diamond medal for being the worst person I met in my life" There's giggles in the background which means they aren't alone. Thinking about that made Chuuya blush and hold into his white dress and bite his lip "Well yeah, I might be the worst but I always wanted to–" He tried to get back his whipped courage -He probably gonna make Chuuya pay for it later-
"Wanted to what Osamu?" he said without realizing how hard Dazai is trying not to fall apart in front of him, not now.
"I wanted to try and tell you how–" He sighed and looked up again at his partner and said "How special, unique and–"
"And ?"
"Can you let me try and finish?! It's fucking hard to say under all this stress and you?! You look stunning I don't deserve you. I don't–" He stopped, shaking his head and dropping it into the side, staring at his beautiful partner through his long eyelashes "I don't deserve any of this. You are beautiful. An angel appeared from the nowhere and crashed me to the ground when we were 15" He stopped talking again to breathe without looking at his angel this time "I– I lost my senses when I first saw you and because I didn't know how to express my feelings I used teasing as a method, and I tried many times to leave hints but you were... Oblivious!" That one made Chuuya drop to his knees unable to believe that Dazai was in love with him all this time.
Unable to believe it, he tried to show it but he was dumb and didn't notice any of them "Da– Osamu?" He chocked from crying. His lung's were on fire "You–" Words don't come out as he wants "You're the worst" the words he wants to say, the words he needs to say for him "Chuuya I–" He looked at him smiling with lines of tears on his cheeks "Chuuya I love you and I want to stay with you forever. I'm getting tired from breaking into your apartment to make you breakfast" Chuuya laughed but still crying at him from the warm and romantic talk he's having from Dazai himself "I mean... I always wanted to make you breakfast... Only for you. And I can't get that unless I'm with you and– This is getting awkward" he laughed scratching the back of his neck trying to look away from the crying angel.
Chuuya pulled him to warm but firmly kiss, making him sink to it. Dazai hesitated at the beginning, trying to understand what's going on with him now. But he pulled him closer tasting him but it didn't last for too long, Chuuya pushed away whispering "Didn't you forget something?"
"Oh" Dazai pulled himself together once again and started again "Chuuya? Chibi? My love? My girlfriend? My boyfriend? My angel? The first and last best gift from heavens–"
"Don't you think you've told enough" He's blushing trying to not lose it in front of the people he can't see "-The love of my life... Will you marry me?" He stopped when he saw the tears fall again from his eyes "Yes" Dazai's breathe has been taken away from him again "Yes?" trying to believe he really accepted him "Yes dork, now come and take me and never let go of me!" Dazai jumped, and held Chuuya so tight like a kid afraid from losing his new toy.
"He said yes!" Tears started to drop like strong waterfall, brushing kisses in his jaws, cheeks, neck and lips Dazai kept on repeating...
He said yes!
Did you hear him?
He said yes!
The lights turned on and all what Chuuya can see and hear is claps and congrats from Port Mafia and ADA.
He looked to the left and found Mori behind him Elise and Fukuzawa and winking for him. So all of that was a plan? He's really dumb to not notice anything. To not notice what Dazai did this morning was for this day, for this moment. He looked at the man who is now his husband. He's still crying but smiling happily... This smile? it's real. it's alive. He didn't only marry him but he also saved him.
Music started to play and Chuuya? He got red all of a sudden and hid his face into Dazai's chest "What's the problem?"
"Why this song of all?!" The Mackerel smiled to him kissing his forehead "because it's what we played in the arcade."
The memory of it made Chuuya hide in his chest again...
FEW YEARS AGO---
It was the day when Dazai started to notice Chuuya's flexibility. He decided to test it by making him dance on a song from his choice
-of course after making him lose in many matches in street fighters-
Chuuya, the poor victim, accepted his destiny and stood on the dance floor "Chibi needs to do it right or he'll clean my clothes for another month~" he said teasing him to make sure he'll do it right.
"Fine! You fucking dick head, you better not ruin this one too!" he pointed making Dazai raise his hands in defend and look at him innocently "I won't~ I just want to see how Chibi dance~" He turns his face to not let Dazai see his reaction. Who in the world would be excited to see him dance?!
Dazai picked the song and when it started playing, Chuuya turned his head, glaring at the all smuggy Dazai "Dazai what the fuck?!" It was Poker Face by Lady Gaga. "Give it a try~" And Chuuya did after being forced to! He let it go! He burnt it. He nailed it. The way his body was moving with the beats and following the arrows made Dazai drool
And yes! Chuuya saw how much Dazai was enjoying the view so he decided to make him suffer more, he took off the hat and let his jacket slip to the side showing off his shoulders -and freckles too-. He watched chibi dance, and for the first time he regret it because he was perfect, he was beautiful. It's Chuuya! The guy he found himself in love with. Chuuya who stole his heart from the first glance. This is what love from first sight is and he believed in it because it's with Chuuya.
When the song ended, Chuuya looked at Dazai, who's still red from the view "Oi? I win!"
"Win? In what–?" Before he tries to fire back, Chuuya took off his jacket exposing his soft skin and the freckles on his shoulders.
Does he know what he's doing? Ohohohoho he definitely does "Chuuya?" Dazai called while staring at his body -trying to look respectfully but he can't- "You–"
"I what O~sa~mu~?" he said trying to make the brunette shiver more "You are good dancer and–" He walked to the machine, standing in front of Chuuya "I want to have the honor to dance with you."
He expected mean reactions, like Chuuya making fun of him or hear him scoff while mumbling what a lame joke he just told him, but– Chuuya added a coin and picked a song he loves -Yes Dazai memorized that for their day-.
He took his right hand and put it on his waist. Dazai's heart skipped a beat when his hand touched his waist. It's small, he can cover half of it with one hand. He smiled from the sensation, to be able to hold what you own and will be, one day, yours forever.
Chuuya held his left hand and squeezed it while the other laid on his shoulder.
They admired this moment, they memorized it with all their senses, afraid it might not come again ‐which was half true-. He looked at him through his eyelashes with lines of shiny freckles around his blushed face...
Dazai? He lost it again. His jaws were slack open, trying not to drool over the view again. Chuuya, on the other hand, looked away trying to hide his smile, the smile of happiness to be held by Dazai like this while listening to this song and dancing with the one he loved since he crashed him under his feet "Beautiful"
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"Beautiful."
It still tastes sweet whenever he hears it from him, he still knows how to make him on fire. To make him say it.
"I love you, Osamu" The tall guy's tears fell again, he laid his head on his shoulder and mumbled "What did I do to have you in my life?" Chuuya laughed at him "You did a lot. Want me to count them for you?"
"ahahaha no need to do that angel~" he smiled "If you want to tell me something, then please tell me how much you love me and how much you want me with you forever... Again."
"Osamu dear~?" He used his seductive tune "Oh baby~ Osamu~~?" He rose his head to look at him but his lips have been kidnapped by Chuuya's "I love you my mackerel. I want to always wake next to you and to see you make me breakfast everyday" He stopped talking when the song ended. Instead, they stared at each other...
"Chuuya? I want that too and I'm happy we're going to have it!" He said breathlessly before he pulls him into a warm hug.
After the party ended -and most of them left drunk- Dazai forced Mori to give Chuuya more free days so they can spend more time together. Lucky for him, he got 4 free days but the days he go to work after their short honeymoon ended, he get home exhausted -thanks to Dazai's stupidity-
"Don't you think what I did was for a reason?"
"To kill me slowly?"
"Chuuya?! You are my lovely husband, why should I try to do that?!"
Chuuya huffed before laying behind his husband in bed "Because you're Dazai?", "Good point" He nodded before he jump and deny what his husband just said "But NO!"
"Then why mister 'Samu?" Dazai smirked and leaned to whisper it in his ear.
He moved away staring at his husband's red face, enjoying the view before he pulls him under the quilt in the cold snowy day to cuddle.
Extra scene:
Every night Dazai makes Chuuya wear his marriage dress because he loves -and drool- from how beautiful and perfect it looks on him.
"Perfect. beautiful. just for me" Dazai said while peppering his husband with soft kisses all over his body. "You're getting creepy Osamu."
"All thanks to you baby~"
Chuuya: (ง ื▿ ื)ว