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christan is a 25 year old kpop idol who was in the group thirteen. i say was cause they were kicked for mass spamming in the gc. ok so now they're a famous barista at moonbucks(the knockoff starbucks). their best friend is drake the bbl singer :OOOOO. they have a crush on drake since the end of the monarchy of korea. BUt drake has his underlying love for bbls, and chritan doesn't know it cause drake doesn't want to brake their heart so its a secret.
drake is at his local bbl clinic to get his 13th bbl done in the last 2 weeks. christan followed too cause why not.
"drake sheesh?" the nurse, raquelle said. drake got up, and walked to his local doctors office. christan wasn't allowed in cause they have a Canadian citizenship.
"my minion custom'r! drake longeth timeth nay se. how is mine own wage i cullionly ur life?" drakes doctor, dr.emo said.
"hi doc yea I'm good I need another bbl." said drake as he was just so excited to meet his bbl lover again
"BBL DID SOMEONE SAY?????" lay's chips said as they broke the window coming in for a dramatic entrance
"can thee prithee useth the doth'r next timeth this is the 5th timeth repairing the window because of thee." dr.emo said already on the phone with his local window preparing guy.
"NO I CANT BECAUSE BBLS KILLED MY UNBORN AUNT!"
Christian came through he door as they heard windows breaking.
"DRAK R U OK???????" said Christian as they were on the floor rolling.
"STEP AWAY CHRISTAN. I HAVE TO DEFEAT THIS EVIL ANTI BBL MONSTER."
"CATCH ME IF U CAN" says lay's chips, skipping.
drake then pulled out his shrinkanator he borrowed from his cousin, dr.doomensmrik, and shrinked lay's chips to a size of a baby puupy.
"DRAE U SAVED MY LIFE" christan said, unable to get up cause they're still rolling on da floor.
"Christan......... i love bbls I'm so sorry I don't luv u..............."
"omg........... i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ts ok I can find another luv...." said christan as they got up on the floor and washed their hands cause covid precautions.
"thank u for understanding.. DOC GIMME THAT BBL PLS."
"finally its wage making timeth."