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Every 1000 Kudo Maribat Story: An Epic in Ten Books Each of Which Is Also Ten Words

Summary:

After having been rejected time and again by Ladybug, Chat Noir finally breaks and attempts to force himself on her, much to the delight of all those LadyNoir shippers out there, including Alya. At the same time, Lila's lies become far too much for Marinette to bear, leaving her with only Chloe as support.

Fortunately, Damian Wayne has arrived in Paris, intent on cleaning up the mess that the heroes of Gotham have witness from afar. When he runs straight into the brilliant designer behind the MDC brand, he may just realize that he's found a lot more than just supervillains in Paris.

*Parody*

Notes:

You may shower this work with Kudos.

Praise to the originator of this idea, Ghostlyhamburger; I saw what she had written, and had to respond.

This is crack parody and meant... mostly in good fun.

Work Text:

Book I

Unveiling his true repugnant colors, Chat tried to rape Ladybug.


Book II

Damian Wayne arrived in Paris on business for his father


Book III

Seeing Marinette's tear-stained face, Damian fell for her instantly.

Book IV

Because he's a fucking Gary Stu, Damian realized her identity.

Book V

It was obvious to everyone that Damian was her soulmate.

Book VI

Except Alya, a toxic gull, and Adrien, the obsessed stalker.

Book VII

A Queen, Chloe called the class out on their bullshit.

Book VIII

Acting like a proper abuse victim, Damian punched Rapist Noir.

Book IX

Empowered by having fixed Damian, Ladybug took Rapist Noir's Miraculous.

Book X

Lila sexually abused Adrien after he got crotch-kicked by Feralnette.

Epilogue

Adrien went to jail for being the wrong kind of abuse victim.


The End

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