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Dipper squirmed as her sister applied her make up. Dipper normally didn’t wear makeup but Mabel been experimenting with it.
“I’m not gonna look like a clown?”
Mabel blew a raspberry. “I know what I’m doing Dipper. I’m the jester and you are the princess. Who wins the love of the beautiful lady robin hood.” Mabel waggled her eyebrows.
A renaissance faire had come to Gravity Falls. Grunkle Stan was as excited about it as he was Pioneer Day, but Wendy was excited. She was totally doing a robin hood thing. So Mabel talked her sister into being a princess.
“Was Maid Marian even a princess?”
“Oh hush you.”
Mabel pulled out a mirror and showed Dipper her makeover. Dipper let out a gasp. She was beautiful. Her cheeks were a soft pink, as were her lips. Mabel gave her light mascara with no eye shadow. A gold tiara sat on her brown curls. It was plastic but it looked great.
“Mabel, wow. Thank you!” Dipper turned to her sister. “Where was this during all those sleepovers?” Mabel thracked her sister with a pillow.
Mabel and Dipper made their way to the fair. Mabel wore a matley suit of pink and red, grease paint caked across her face, bright bubblegum pink clown lips along with hearts around her eyes. Her dome was adorned with a jiggle hat.
As they made their way, through the costumed crowd, an arrow flew over the twins head.
“Sorry dudes,” came a familiar voice.
And there she was. She wore green tights and a forest green leather jerkin. Instead of the traditional hat and father she wore a hood. As Wendy took her hood off her long red lock waved out. Dipper’s gay little gay could barely take it.
“Hey guys, still having trouble aiming.” The teen looked over her friends. “Mabel, looking good. Dipper, you look adorable!”
A real crept behind her make-up. She didn’t want to be adorable, she wanted to be beautiful. Dipper didn’t say anything but the look on her face must have given her away.
“Forgive me milady. I, Robin of Locksley, meant no disrespect. Your beauty is like no other.” Wendy then gently kissed Dipper on her cheek. Now her face was really red.