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*Vision worriedly glanced behind him as Wanda pulled him through the dark hallway. He whispered to his companion.*
Vision: Are you sure the captain isn't going to catch us?
Wanda: Shh! He's asleep. And as long as we stay quiet, it'll stay that way. You remembered to disable the alarms, right?
Vision: I am incapable of forgetfulness.
Wanda: Right, of course.
*Wanda unlatched the window and pushed it open. She began climbing over the ledge when the pair heard someone clearing their throat.*
Natasha: Care to explain why on Earth you two are climbing out of the window at two in the morning?
Wanda: Natasha! Hi! We're- we were just-
Vision: We were definitely not sneaking out.
Wanda: You know, we should really work on your lying.
Natasha: Where were you headed?
Vision: We were just going to take a walk.
Natasha: Why were you sneaking?
Vision: Captain Rogers would not approve.
Natasha: What?
Wanda: Steve said that when teammates date each other, it becomes a distraction. He thinks it's a bad idea for us to try and... well, to try a relationship. That's why we have to sneak around. No relationships, team policy. After last time...
*Wanda's voice trailed off. *
Natasha: Steve won't let you two be together because it gets in the way of saving the day.
Vision: Exactly.
*Natasha nodded and yawned.*
Natasha: You two can use the door if you want. I didn't see anything.
*Natasha winked and made her way back to her room. Wanda smiled at Vision.*
Wanda: So, what do you say? Wanna use the door?