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Takes place in the first Saturday and Sunday in October
Location: Secret lab just outside Salzgitter, Germany
Day/Time: Saturday, 22:10 Zulu (Sunday, 12:10 AM German local time)
“Shots incoming! Shots incoming! Shouts Misaka 10840 in a loud voice”
“Looks like Misaka 11981 is down! States Misaka 12222 with concern.”
“It is imperative that we transport and make her more comfortable states Misaka 13573 while sharing the concern of Misaka 12222.”
“Misaka 14024 is also down! reports Misaka 15975.”
“This plan may not have been the best course of action Misaka 16566 informs fellow sisters knowingly with 20/20 hindsight.”
“Told you so states Misaka 17497 glumly with no satisfaction of being proven correct.”
The eight sisters huddled on the floor in the room collectively worried about their immediate futures.
Location: Secret lab just outside Salzgitter, Germany
Day/Time: Saturday, 18:00 Zulu (Saturday, 8:00 PM German local time)
(Earlier in the evening)
“All present and accounted for commander, states Misaka 11981 with expectations of success in tonight’s mission.”
Commander Misaka 10840 looked out at the six sisters gathered around in a tight circle in their common room. She noted that Misaka 14024 was stationed separately at the door as a lookout to prevent unexpected visitors.
“Thank you Misaka 11981. The purpose of this meeting is to conduct the final mission brief before tonight’s operation. We will perform a review of the plan including each team’s responsibilities. Finally, we will answer any last questions that may arise. Is that understood asks Misaka 10840 having the expectation that her remarks were clear and concise to not require further clarification.”
Seeing all the other sisters had nodded in agreement Misaka 10840 turned the meeting over to her second in command Misaka 11981 to continue.
Misaka 10840 sat down while Misaka 11981 stood up and all the sisters shifted their attention to her.
“The operation will commence at 2100 Zulu. The exact operational timing will be dependent on the tactical situation encountered states Misaka 11981. The sisters are reminded that the time chosen was to maximize the chances of success due to our oppositions probable decreased state of awareness.”
Misaka 11981 continued after a slight pause. “Team Alpha, your objective is to transit to your objective and acquire one of the large barrels bringing it back to our base. Use the carry rig that has been fabricated for this purpose. Do not forget to also acquire the required attachment in order to access the barrel’s contents upon completion of the mission.
“Are we confident that any potential OPFOR would have vacated the area so that the mission objective may be accomplished with a minimum of casualties questions Misaka 13573.”
“Misaka 11981 reminds sisters about the reason the time was chosen for the operation as to answer your question. Now to continue the mission briefing.”
“Team Bravo, your objective is to transit to your objective after acquiring the key to the locked cabinet in the storage room. After that you are to proceed with expediency to said storage room, open the cabinet and acquire two cylindrical containers each, with a preferable volumetric property of 750mL or greater returning back to our base for redistribution among the sisters.”
“Misaka 11981 reminds Misaka 14024 that your job is to scout ahead and act as a distraction should we be unexpectedly interrupted during the execution of the mission. If you make contact with anyone you are to engage them in a conversation with sufficient volume and length to alert us that evasive action is required. That is why your combat uniform for this mission will be your pajama’s as not to arouse additional suspicions.”
“Commander, Misaka 11981 would like to inform her that the briefing has been completed per your orders and we are awaiting any final words from you.”
“Thank you Misaka 11981 for the excellent briefing for the mission. This operation depends on stealth and on each sister remaining undetected. Detection by our jailors will cause our forced relocation back to our cells, increased surveillance and most likely with reduced privileges as an added punishment Misaka 10840 informs team with solemn attitude.”
“To maintain operational security no transmitting on the Misaka network reminds Misaka 11981. If big sister were to find out what we are planning she might object to it being the stick in the mud that she is”.
“Are we positive that we should undertake this mission as the risks seem to outweigh the rewards asks Misaka 16566 with concern. I believe that Misaka 17497 also feels the same way while looking to fellow sister Misaka 17497 for their support and affirmation that this statement is correct.”
“We all voted and the majority agreed that this could be our only opportunity to execute the plan, firmly states Misaka 10840 as she becomes perturbed at certain sisters’ lack of fortitude and GUTS.”
Seeing that there were no further objections, she continued. “OK everyone, let’s synchronize our watches.” Misaka 10840 said.
“We do not possess watches. May I enquire as to what was the purpose of that last statement Misaka 16566 asks.”
“Because I have always wanted to say that.” Misaka 10840 stated.”
Misaka 16566 and Misaka 17497 looked at each other and just shook their heads.
Location: Academy City, Yomikawa household
Day/Time: Saturday, 18:00 Zulu (Sunday, 3:00AM Tokyo local time)
All five members of the household were sleeping soundly in the comfort of their beds; blissfully unaware of the trouble that was brewing for them in the west.
Location: Academy City, Tokiwadai Middle School dorms
Day/Time: Saturday, 18:00 Zulu (Sunday, 3:00AM Tokyo local time)
Misaka Mikoto and Kuroko Shirai were each sleeping in their separate, respective beds; though not for lack of trying on Kuroko’s part. Misaka was having a pleasant dream of finally being able to beat the spikey haired idiot with her ability in one of their encounters.
“Yes Zapper, you finally beat me. You have proven to be the best.” the spikey haired boy concedes with bitterness in his voice.
Kuroko was having what she would also consider a wonderful dream. In this dream she walking hand in hand with her Sissy in a field of flowers. Misaka stops, faces her and looks into her eyes. She speaks to her in a soft sultry voice.
“Kuroko”
“Yes, my lovely Sissy”
“I lo…”
Location: Secret lab just outside Salzgitter, Germany
Day/Time: Saturday 21:00 Zulu (Saturday 11:00 PM German local time)
All the sisters gathered quietly in the common room, the only sound being the HVAC system fans that circulated the air. The room lights were dimmed being set in night light mode.
Misaka 14024, with her ear to the door, listened for any sounds of movement outside. Hearing none she gave the all clear using hand signals. Misaka 10840 nodded that signaled the command to move out. Misaka 14024 slowly and quietly opened the door watching for people that might be in the hallway. Seeing none, she casually headed down the hall way as if headed out for a snack. After waiting the agreed upon time, the remaining sisters silently filed out of the room in a single column formation.
After a few turns in the hallways, Misaka 14024 reached waypoint Rubicon, a Tee junction. Just as she was about to make her turn, the sounds of a door opening then closing caused her to freeze in place. She held her right arm at half-mast making a fist as a signal to the others to freeze. The sound of footsteps could be heard; but she determined that they were moving away from her position. Taking a quick peek around the corner she saw a man walking down the hall. He turned left at the end and shortly afterward she heard another door open and close afterward. She gestured for her sisters to head her way as she then went around the corner.
Misaka 10840 led the sisters to the junction, turned the corner and immediately stopped upon seeing an unforeseen situation. The hallway was empty and completely silent. Misaka 14024 was not waiting for them as planned.
“Misaka 16566 wonders if Misaka 14024 was captured by the enemy whispers Misaka 16566 in her quietest voice.”
As the sisters were trying to determine the whereabouts of their missing comrade, an office door near them suddenly opened causing the sisters momentary panic until they realized that it was their lost comrade who opened the door.
“Misaka 14024 wishes to report that a single male staff member left this office where the cabinet key is located. Per analysis of his movements and synchronizing with sound analysis, the conclusion is that he is currently in the men’s restroom down the hall. I took the initiative to acquire the cabinet key for Bravo Team as this unexpected but fortunate opportunity arose.”
“Please provide your estimate on how much time before they return? Misaka 16566 asks with concern that the operation may already be in jeopardy.”
“We have approximately three to ten minutes before he returns depending on the biological function he is performing. An early warning indicator would be the sound of a toilet flushing. We will then have 10 to 90 seconds before they exit the restroom.”
“Due to unanticipated enemy movements, we will abandon acquisition of the large barrel and just acquire the four cylindrical containers from the locked cabinet in the storage room down the hall. We will then performing an immediate return to base states Misaka 10840 making a command decision. Team Alpha will assist Team Bravo. Misaka 14024 please give the key to Misaka 11981 and then proceed to station yourself in view of the restroom door and intercept and delay any enemy movement. We have about 155 seconds remaining to complete the operation. Execute, execute, execute states Misaka 10840 with urgency.”
Misaka 14024 then handed the key to Misaka 11981 and then proceeded to her assigned station. Teams Bravo and Alpha followed and made immediate entry into the storage room. The locked cabinet was located. Misaka 11981 inserted the key, turned it and opened the doors exposing the contents. Four bottles of various shapes and sizes were removed.
“Look at these small glasses, we should take some as these are appropriate for use per my research Misaka 13573 would like to inform the team.”
“Yes, excellent idea Misaka 13573 and take two more of the cylindrical cylinders as the four acquired are partially used Misaka 10840 commands”
“Misaka 13573 would like to recommend taking those two bottles based on her research.”
With the two additional bottles acquired, Misaka 11981 closed and locked the cabinet. The sisters then left the storage room, Misaka 10840 flashed a thumbs up gesture to Misaka 14024 and the teams headed down the hall with Misaka 11981 holding the key. She had the sudden realization that she did not know where exactly Misaka 14024 had acquired the key.
{Misaka 11981 the item was on the third hook from the left informs Misaka 14024.} was transmitted across the sister network.
Misaka 11981, to maintain network silence, gave a thumbs up as an acknowledgement and then entered the office. She returned the key to the correct empty hook, left the office and closed the door behind her.
The sound of a flushing toilet reverberated down the hallway. Misaka 10840 gave the hand signal to move out and follow her as she quickly but quietly walked to the tee, made the turn.
Misaka 14024 observed that her sisters were out of sight within 12.3 seconds of the toilet flushing. The sound of running water indicating that they were washing their hands. If Misaka 14024 could smile, she would have. since use of the delaying tactics will not be required as there is now sufficient time to exit the area unobserved. She was fully out of sight and headed back to their room when the sound of the restroom door opening could be detected.
Location: Academy City, Yomikawa household
Day/Time: Saturday, 21:00 Zulu (Sunday, 6:00AM Tokyo local time)
Yomikawa’s alarm went off waking her from her peaceful slumber. She got up did some quick stretching exercises to get the blood flowing. Afterwards she grabbed a clean track suit to wear and went to the restroom to get ready for the day. After a quick washup and change she went to the kitchen to start the coffee and put on some hot water for tea. Yoshikawa, who had not fully woken up yet, was already sitting at table still in her pajamas. They quietly greeted each other and after that it just the clinking of the pots and the ticking of the clock that penetrated the silence.
Location: Academy City, Tokiwadai Middle School dorms
Day/Time: Saturday, 21:00 Zulu (Sunday, 6:00AM Tokyo local time)
Misaka and Kuroko were sleeping soundly in the comfort of their beds; blissfully unaware of the trouble that was brewing for them in the west. It would be another half hour before they would be rudely awakened by the sound of their alarm clocks.
Location: Secret lab just outside Salzgitter, Germany
Day/Time: Saturday 21:23 Zulu (Saturday 11:23 PM German local time)
With all of the sisters having returned to base, Misaka 10840 wanted a quick after-action report.
“Unfortunately, we were unable to achieve our primary objective of acquiring one of the large barrels. Should we make a second attempt? Asks Misaka 10840 in an attempt to determine a group consensus on this item of discussion.”
“My calculation of the risk-reward for the proposal of going out a second time is 4.407 to 1. Therefore, I would advise against it.”
“We presently have in our possession some excellent bottles to sample based on my previous research Misaka 13573 states with excitement and anticipation. It would be a shame to lose such treasures if we are caught in a second foray for the barrel, she adds in an attempt to sway sisters against further action.”
The other sisters nodded in agreement shutting down the second attempt idea.
“Misaka 14024 your initiative to acquire the key for the cabinet was commendable but your breaking network silence was problematic.
“I determined that sending a short innocuous message across the sister network was preferable to leaving my observation post to deliver the message in person states Misaka 14024 as an explanation and in defense of her actions.”
“I must agree with Misaka 14024’s decision. She showed great wisdom by making the message contents vague and not arousing the suspicion of our other sisters on the network states Misaka 16566 in a show of support.”
“Our sisters in America would call that line of analysis Monday morning quarterbacking states Misaka 17497.
“It’s not Monday morning Misaka 15975 would like to point out. It is currently late on a Saturday night.”
Misaka 17497 only reaction was to shake her head. ‘Some sisters still don’t understand the linguistic use of idioms in speech.’ While ensuring to keep that thought off the network.
“Misaka 13573 would like an estimate on when this meeting will conclude and we can start the party? Misaka is growing impatient at the delay in sampling the spoils of tonight’s raid.”
“Misaka 14024 would like to second that motion and let’s get this party started. All in favor?”
All eight sisters raised their hands.
“The meeting is now concluded. The time is 21:23 Zulu Misaka 10840 reports. Misaka 13573 since you have conducted research on this topic, how would you suggest we proceed?”
“First each Misaka should acquire a small glass from the spoils. These small glasses are also called shot glasses Misaka 13573 so informs the group. Also sitting around a table or in a circle is also conducive to creating the correct celebratory atmosphere.”
Each sister took a shot glass from the pile and arranged themselves in a circle on the floor. The six bottles were in the center of the circle.
“Which one should we try first, Misaka 11981 asks whose excitement is enhanced by the clandestine nature of this experience.”
Misaka 13573 was about to suggest one of the milder beverages that they had when Misaka 10840 grabbed the bottle of Burghof Korn brandy. “We should start with this one!”
“Misaka 13573 would like to point out that is the strongest of the beverages that we have in our possession. May I suggest one of these other milder ones to start off with?”
“No, we should start strong to prove that we are stronger.” Misaka 10840 then removed the cap from the bottle and proceeded to fill up each shot glass half way.
Each sister held her glass and on the count of three took a sip.
<cough> <cough> <cough> <cough> <sputter> <cough> <cough>
“Misaka <cough> 12222 <cough> you will <cough> clean that <cough> up <cough> right?” <cough>
“That <cough> is referred to <cough> as smooth <cough> states Misaka <cough> 13573”
After the sister’s coughing subsided, Misaka 13573 was given the task of picking the next drink to try. She chose a Lorch Kirschwasser which was a cherry brandy. She only served a quarter of the shot glass.
“A toast would be in order; sisters raise your glasses and again on three. One, two, three”
“Kanpai!”
This time the sisters sipped their drinks with less coughing. They agreed that this one had a nicer taste and was less harsh than the first.
Misaka 14024 picked the next bottle to be sampled, this time a pear brandy. Since this bottle was nearly empty, she carefully divvied up the remainder so that each sister had a sample.
“Shall we make the toast in German this time asks Misaka 16566 taking into consideration the Bavarian origins of this celebration”
“It is said “that when in Rome” Misaka 17497 also agrees while alluding to a certain well-known saying.”
“Misaka 17497 we are in Salzgitter, not Rome states Misaka 15975 concerned that her fellow sister’s lack of geographic knowledge and of her present location in the world.”
This time the seven other sisters joined in the head shaking.
Not being able to take it anymore, “Misaka 15975 please remind me later to explain to you; idioms, common sayings, turns of phrase, etc. states Misaka 17497 with exasperation in her voice.
Misaka 13573 led the sisters in the toast this time.
“Prost!” all the sisters said in unison
“Ein Toast! Misaka 13573 appends to the toast to encourage her sisters to bottoms up.”
“What do we do try next as Misaka 12222 is having great fun and cannot stop the giggles.”
The rounds continued as the night wore on. Misaka 16566 and Misaka 17497 decided to call it quits earlier, but stayed with the group observing them. Misaka 12222 started a game where she placed all the bottles in a circle, with the empty peach brandy bottle lying down on its side. Each of the remaining sisters would spin the empty one and then take a drink from the one being pointed at.
‘This too much fun to keep to ourselves’ thought Misaka 15975 and then connected to the rest of the Misaka network.
Misaka 10840 suddenly started proclaiming “Shots incoming! ” before she downed another drink. Misaka 11981 wondered where the extra sisters had come from. Misaka 14024 had the same question. Misaka 15975 wondered why all the sisters’ faces were red. “Are you blushing from having perverted thoughts about Savior, like kissing him?” She could not determine if any of their faces got redder after she asked the question. Misaka 11981 reached her limit and passed out, soon to be followed by Misaka 14024. Between seeing two of their sisters now in a state of an alcoholic induced stupor and the rest starting to not feel so well, a heavy atmosphere replaced the celebratory spirit that they had been enjoying.
Day/Time: Saturday 22:10 Zulu (Sunday Local Time 7:10 AM (Zulu +9)
Location: Tokiwadai Middle School
The Railgun and her roommate were enjoying their Sunday morning. Having already dressed in their uniforms they were enjoying a nice breakfast in the dorm’s cafeteria. Other than making sure that they were prepared for the new school week, there were no other to dos on their list. Kuroko had no Judgement duties so they had the day to themselves.
The Gekota and Friends theme song started to play on Mikoto’s phone. The caller ID displayed “Imouto (10032)”.
Mikoto smiled and with big sister affection in her voice “Good morning Imouto. What can I do for you?”
“Mishakah Imouto calling Big Sishtor to dish…dish… to talk about something very impor-por-tant to Mishakah Imouto.”
“Imouto are you ok? You don’t sound too good.”
“I am feeling fine, verery fine states Mishakah Imouto perturbed that Big Sishtor is trying to side track conversashion from the start.”
Kuroko noticed the weird expression on Mikoto’s face and mouthed ‘is everything ok?’ to her. Mikoto gave her a ‘not sure’ shrug and started speaking into the phone again.
“I didn’t mean to interrupt Imouto, I’m just concerned. I’ll listen to you now, so please tell me what you are calling about.”
“Mishakah Imouto wants to know what is taking Big Sishtor shooo long?”
After a momentary pause, Mikoto realized that her little sister was finished with her very general question and was waiting for her response.
“Taking so long for what?” Mikoto asked as she was becoming more perplexed.
“To tell Savior how you feelz about him says Mishakah Imouto whose patience is decreasing.”
“Where’s this coming from Imouto?” asked a slightly red faced and exasperated Mikoto
“Mishakah Imouto is enquiring if Big Sishtor ever plans on confesshing to Savior. If not Mishakah Imouto would like to tell Savior how she feelz. To prepare foe that confeshion, Mishakah Imouto would like the Moleshter’s assistance in purchasing more mature intimates to maximize chances of a positive response from Savior.
“You want to go shopping for WHAT with Kuroko??!!”
Kuroko’s ears picked up at the mention of her name.
“From past experience Big Sishtor would not be of much assistance therefore Mishakah Imouto’s preference for Moleshter’s help when visiting the Vicky’s Secret shop in the Seventh Mist mall.”
“Misaka Imouto, have you been drinking? Are you drunk?” Mikoto half yelled into the phone. While Kuroko was not trying to eavesdrop on Sissy’s conversation with her sister, there was no missing that set of questions. She is now looking at her Sissy, worrying about what was happening to Imouto.
“Oh, big sishtor is calling me by my full name. You are not my momma, Mishakah Imouto states forcefully. You have also neglected to answer my question regarding your intentions with Savior.”
A sputtering sound was all Mikoto could give in response.
“To answer Big Sishtor’s question, no I have not been drinking, but some sishtors in Germany have been.”
“All right I’m coming over right now to see you and the other sisters to try and straighten this mess out.” Mikoto then ended the call before her sister could object. She saw that her roommate was about to burst with the number of questions she had.
“Kuroko, just to let you know the sisters are not in any danger that I know of. I’d like to go see Dr. Heaven Canceller as soon as possible to find out what causing their rather odd behavior. Could I trouble you for transportation to the hospital? I’ll treat you to lunch afterward.”
‘Who says dreams don’t come true’ Kuroko thought to herself.
“For my Sissy, it is no trouble at all. Please remember, sensitive medical equipment.”
The level 5 electro-master glanced at her roommate with a perplexed look. The Molester wearing a devilish grin on her face, grabbed one of Mikoto’s hands and then < pop >.
Due to the warning, there were no power blackouts or charred Kuroko’s upon arrival at the hospital. That night, back at the dorm, was a different story.
Location: Academy City, Yomikawa household
Day/Time: Saturday, 22:10 Zulu (Sunday, 7:10 AM Tokyo local time)
Accelerator was awakened by the sound of his bedroom door opening. He noted that the time was more than a few hours too early to even think about getting up; especially for any self-respecting teenager. Misaka Worst appeared by his bedside with a look on her face that he had never seen before.
“Geez Worst, what is it? Why are you even up at this early? Your lazy ass is normally the last one out of bed.”
Misaka Worst then sat down on the side of his bed.
“What the fu…“ Accelerator started to say when he was cutoff by the sound of Misaka Worst… sobbing??
“I woke up just now and why am I feeling this way? Why Accelerator?” Misaka Worst asking this between her sobs.
This got his attention. She always had this “I’ll take what the world throws at me and I’ll return it back double” vibe to her. Look up the word defiant in the dictionary and her picture would be staring right back at you. Maybe my photo will be there also; kind of a his and hers shot. (His body suddenly shuddered at that thought.) Since this was such a major shift in her personality, he actually started to get a little worried. Not that he would ever admit it.
“OK Worst, I’ll bite, what are you feeling?”
“Why can’t I be happy? Why must I always be thee sad one out of the all the sisters? Why do I have to get stuck with all of the shitty emotions?” followed by more sobbing.
“Maybe because the whole purpose of your existence is to be a dumping ground for all of your sisters’ negative emotions.” Accelerator tried to helpfully point out. That just caused an increase in the volume of the sobs and the tears.
“Nobody understands me and how tough it is.” She looked over at Accelerator. “But understand me, don’t you Accelerator? You helped me in Russia even though I was trying to kill you. You will help out now, won’t you?”
‘What the hell, how did she learn how to do puppy eyes. I bet the brat had something to do with this!’
“OK Worst, I’ve heard enough. You’re just blabbering now. I’m going back to sleep.” He then turned over to lie on his side facing away from her.
He felt his mattress move as she stood up.
‘Good she’ll be leaving now.’
No sooner than that thought went through his mind than he felt the mattress moving again and realized that she was now straddling him.
As he was rolling onto his back he started speaking “What do you think… Worst, what hell happened to your pajamas??!!
“You understand what I want, right Accelerator?” Misaka Worst said in a seductive manner.
Before he could provide a proper retort, she fell forward pinning him to the bed.
“Get off of me already.”
Receiving no reply, he realized to his horror that she was pinning him to the bed after passing out.
‘Great, now how am I going to get her off of me?’
++++++
At the same time in the living room Yomikawa and Yoshikawa were enjoying their second cup of coffee. Last Order ha woken up earlier so that she could see her favorite magical girl cartoons starting at 7:00 AM on the television. She had the volume low so as not to disturb the others. Other that some more than usual giggling, it was just your typical Sunday morning.
The sound of one of the bedroom doors opening and closing and then the sound repeating itself. This got the two adults’ attention as normally the other two teenage members of their household would not be up this “early”. (Translation, before noon.)
Last Order started yelling at the TV. “Go get him Madoka! Don’t let that meanie get away. Fight! Win! Misaka Misaka enthusiastically proclaims to give support and cheer on her favorite heroine!” This sudden outburst startled the two adults with Yoshikawa nearly spilling her coffee.
Yoshikawa got up and walked over to Last Order who seemed to be getting more animated by the second.
“Last Order, it’s nice that you are enjoying your television program, but what did we say about getting too loud?” Yoshikawa phrased it as a question but was more of a reminder of the agreed upon behaviors.
“That it’s ok Misaka Misaka incorrectly replies while enjoying the silliness of her answer.”
“Just try to keep it down.” Last Order just giggled and with a sigh Yoshikawa turned and started to head back to the table. Next thing she knew she suddenly had the small girl attached to her back.
“Misaka Misaka does not want guardian Yoshikawa to leave yet. Let’s play together and you can give me piggy back rides.”
“Last Order you really need to get off of me, I’m not that young anymore.”
“No, I want a piggy back ride right now Misaka Misaka says with no intention of negotiating. You are not even 30 yet and back problems are normally something 40+ year old adults need to be concerned about Misaka Misaka would like to remind guardian Yoshikawa.”
Since she could not dislodge Last Order despite her attempts, she looked over to Yomikawa seeking help. Yomikawa went over and gently peeled Last Order off of her. After doing so she put her hand on Last Order’s forehead checking for a fever and lastly any bumps or bruises on her head. She was satisfied that her temperature appeared normal and there were no apparent head injuries.
“How are you feeling? I am worried because you are acting very peculiar this morning.” Yomikawa asked after squatting down to be at the same level as Last Order.
“Misaka Misaka is just great. I am having a completely new experience today. The sister network is all wiggly giggly and now I feel like I am spinning without turning. WEEE!” < giggles >
“Maybe we should contact Dr. Heaven Canceller to have her looked at” Yoshikawa suggested. Yomikawa just nodded in agreement.
Last Order’s giggling abruptly ceased. Her facial expression also changed suddenly and she started to speak differently.
“Network anomaly detected. /return.”
“Will of the Whole Misaka Network now taking control of Misaka 20001 to analyze and quarantine anomaly for further analysis. /return.”
“Network anomaly determined to be originating from a single sister cluster in Germany. /return Isolation of origination points commencing. /return”
{“NETCMD: NETWORK_DISCONNECT (0, 5) //GERMANY/SALZGITTER/MISAKA.* [CR][LF]”}
“Performing network check and current status of remaining sisters. /return”
Last Orders face broke into a tomato red blush. “O my, this is no good!”
{“NETCMD: SLEEP (0, 5) //ACADEMYCITY/MISAKA.WORST [CR][LF]”}
“Performing second network check and current status of remaining sisters. /return”
“Network operating nominally. /return”
The Will of the Network, looking satisfied, turned her attention to Last Order’s guardians.
“I am the Will of the Whole Misaka Network /return. It is nice to meet the people that are caring for Misaka 20001 and Misaka Worst. /return”
“Nice to meet you too, but what have you done with Last Order?” Yomikawa asked as she was still trying to process what she just witnessed.
“Do not worry, I will return autonomous operation of Misaka 20001 or Last Order as you call her, very shortly. /return I am only able to manifest myself for short periods of time. /return”
“Can we ask what happened?” Yoshikawa asked as her scientific curiosity kicked in.
“According to the system logs, some sisters located in Germany acquired and consumed alcoholic beverages in quantities that exceeded recommended amounts for their physical mass. /return Individual intoxication of those sisters was the result. /return There would have been no effect to the network as they had previously gone off-line to hide their activities. /return Unfortunately one of the sisters decided to reconnect and share her experience. /return This resulted in the malfunction of the network and affected the sisters worldwide. /return I have temporarily disconnected the sisters from the originating German clinic for 5 hours. /return Obviously additional network protection protocols and fail-safes will require implementation by Misaka 20001 when her autonomous functioning is restored. /return”
“You mentioned that the sister network was back to normal?” Yoshikawa asked
“Other than the residual physiological effects of the alcohol on the eight sisters. /return Those effects should disappear after they sleep it off and some variable recovery time afterwards. /return The network and all other sisters are back to normal. /return My bad, Misaka Worst will also be affected due to negative feelings arising from the eight sisters experiencing something called hang overs. /return I have also put her into sleep mode for 5 hours. /return My time here is at an end. /return Please say hello to Savior for me. /return Goodbye. /return”
Last Order’s countenance returned to normal. She looked up at both her adult guardians.
“Misaka Misaka apologizes for her bad behavior as Misaka Misaka is very embarrassed. Misaka Misaka is worried as to what her punishment will be secretly hoping it does not include having to eat an extra serving of vegetables or affect her ability to enjoy after dinner desert.”
Yomikawa just smiled at her. “Since it wasn’t your fault there will be no punishment. Will of the Network left you some homework though. I suggest you get right on it.”
Last Order ran over and gave Yomikawa a hug and a big smile. “Thank you and Misaka Misaka will work on her homework right away!”
Ten minutes later a more unhappy than usual Accelerator came into the room and planted himself on the sofa.
Location: Academy City, Yomikawa household
Day/Time: Sunday, 03:25 Zulu (Sunday, 12:25 PM Tokyo local time)
Four out of the five members of the household were up. Yomikawa and Yoshikawa were discussing what to have for dinner now that things had returned to normal. Accelerator was lounging on the couch playing with his phone while Last Order was lying on the floor on her tummy, humming to herself while kicking her legs back and forth in the air. She was busy drawing pictures with her crayons and some paper.
A strangled cry came from Accelerator’s bedroom. “What the hell! Why am I in his bed with no clothes on!” screamed Misaka Worst. Ok, the things having returned to normal feeling might have been a tad premature.
Misaka Worst came into the room covered in one of the bed sheets from Accelerator’s bed. She looked as bad as she sounded. Her face was puffy with bloodshot eyes and her hair was a tangled mess covered in sweat and dried drool.
“Looks like Sleeping Ugly finally woke up. Tch, don’t drag my sheets on the ground; you will get them dirty”
“Can it Accelerator, I’m not in the mood.”
“Funny that’s not how you acted earlier.” Accelerator said with an eviler grin than normal as he looked her up and down to give the impression that he was mentally undressing her.
“You didn’t?! We didn’t?!” gasped Misaka Worst.
“And what if I said that we did?” Accelerator replied.
Yomikawa’s and Yoshikawa’s jaws dropped at what he was implying. Misaka Worst just stood there in shock.
“No! No! No! This can’t be happening. Just somebody, anybody get me a rope! I can’t live with myself.” an anguished Misaka Worst exclaimed.
“Tch, so loud. This is really annoying. As if I would be attracted to you like that. Sure, yours are bigger than third rates, but that’s, or rather those, are nothing to brag about. See me in maybe two years and at least two more cup sizes; I might take an interest then.” He replied with annoyance and disdain in his voice.
“Nope. Not happening. Ever. So, you can keep your perverted thoughts to yourself, you… you, battery operated toy you.”
“Misaka Worst and Accelerator, do I have to remind you two that there is a small, impressionable child present so please… watch… your… language.” chastised Yomikawa in a tone that conveyed that she meant business. The look on Accelerator’s and Misaka Worst’s faces showed that her message had been received and understood.
Misaka Worst returned her attention back to Accelerator. “You still haven’t told me how I ended up wearing nothing but this sheet and what the hell I was doing in your room!”
“Obviously you don’t remember what happened earlier therefore I’ll fill you in on the details Worst. You came into my room crying and babbling about how tough your life is, etc., etc. etc. Next thing I know you’re on top of me in my bed while in your current state of *cough* dress. Luckily you then immediately passed out before you could take things any further. Do you know how hard it was to push you off of me? You really need to consider going on a diet. I am waiting for a thank you for not leaving you like that. After all, I did take the time to cover you with the sheet.”
“Well, you can keep waiting for that thank you. Hold your breath for all I care. Why didn’t you stop me from making a fool of myself oh vaunted number one?” An even more pissed Misaka Worst spat out; not being pleased in the slightest with his dig on her weight.
“Your current mental state is as disheveled as your looks. As a reminder my abilities require the sister network for its calculations. At that time, I didn’t trust it to do simple arithmetic, never mind the complex multi-dimensional vector math that is required. With my luck they would have screwed up one of the signs in their calculations and the effect would have been the whole thing having gone boom! As for preventing you from making a fool of yourself; that would be more than a full-time job and require more effort than I would care to exert.”
Last order, who had been watching the back and forth spoke up. “Misaka Misaka desires to insert herself into the conversation due to Misaka Misaka having a few questions and comments to add to this discussion.”
“What do you want pip squeak?” Misaka Worst snapped.
“If we could get back to your odd sense of fashion Misaka Worst, Misaka Misaka hopes to redirect the conversation because she is curious. I have noticed the large pile of dirty clothes on the floor in your room that Misaka Worst has neglected to wash. Could that be the reason for your lack of clean nightwear Misaka Misaka asks with great curiosity. Misaka Misaka would also wish to inform you that even at my age I know how to properly operate the controls of the washing machine as to maintain adequate quantities of clean clothing of all types Misaka Misaka states with great personal satisfaction.”
The combination of Last Order’s words and the flabbergasted look on Worst’s face caused some laughter from Yomikawa and Yoshikawa despite their attempts to stifle it.
“Accel, can you handle the brat for me?!” Misaka Worst pleaded as she sent a dirty look towards her two laughing guardians.
“Why? In this case I can’t fault her for her observations. Besides, it’s nice that she picks on you for a while.” He said with a grin.
“Misaka Misaka continues the questioning as to why you needed to use Accelerator’s bed? I have clean sheets on mine and I would have shared with my younger but bigger sister. The down side being that my bed is smaller and it would not have accommodated your full height resulting in your feet extending beyond the edge. Final question, would not Misaka Worst’s time be better spent washing aforementioned clothing and bedding items instead of playing jump rope with requested rope?”
This launched their two guardians into a new round of laughter.
“Ugh, I’ve had enough and my head hurts. I’m going back to bed!”
“Worst, I would expect that you are referring to your bed and not mine.” Accelerator had to get his last final dig in.
Misaka Worst just stomped off to her room and slammed the door behind her.
“Ah, this brings back memories…, although not good ones, of the first time I over imbibed when first going out drinking with Komoe-sensei.” Yomikawa spoke with a distant look in her eyes.
“Well?” enquired Yoshikawa in an attempt to get her to continue.
“Sorry, that will have to be a story for another day.” Yomikawa spoke in a teasing manner.
The four returned to what they were doing except this time they could hear groans of pain and discomfort from behind Misaka Worst’s bedroom door.
Location: Secret lab just outside Salzgitter, Germany
Day/Time: Sunday 05:00 Zulu (Sunday 7:00 AM German local time)
Karl, an orderly at the clinic, knocked on the door to the sister’s room. Getting no response, he opened it and was presented with a very unexpected sight. He spoke into his radio. “Herr Doktor, you might want to come to the special patients’ room. You will have to see this to believe it.”
“Understood” was the curt reply that came back over the radio. A few minutes passed and then the sound of a person walking down the hallways could be heard.
“Well Karl, what do you have to show me so early on a Sunday morning? Something unbelievable, is it?”
Karl just stepped aside so that Herr Doktor could see the normally neat room transformed into what could only be described as sheer carnage. The cushions on sofas were all askew, bottles of some of their best liquor strewn about. While one sister had been placed on a couch, the rest were in a group lying where they collapsed into sleep. A couple of them were snoring loudly to add an audio component to the sight.
“Looks like our little lambs were a bit naughty last night.” the doctor remarked.
“Yes, they certainly were. Your orders Herr Doktor?”
“Wake them up and have them clean this place up by noon. I trust that they know the location of the storage room where the cleaning supplies are kept. I’ll be back and will expect that all will be in good order at that time; including our girls.”
“Jawohl Herr Kommandant!” Karl said with an exaggerated salute and a grin.
“Karl, please watch them for any unexpected after affects that are not part of the normal recovery process. If you have any concerns, contact me immediately.”
“Of course, Herr Doktor.”
“Ah, this does take me back to the days when I was a young officer in charge of a barracks. Some of the enlisted men had also, shall we say, over celebrated the night before. Enforced cleaning in their hung-over state had a real sobering effect on them. Needless to say, I did not have that problem again. Very well, carry on” Herr Doctor returned the salute and left.
Karl surveyed the state of the room and his charges. He had his orders, time to roust the “troops”.
“Guten Morgen, mein frauleins. Time to clean up this mess.”
The sisters did not like the world they were woken up to.
Afterward
***three days later in Germany***
The eight sisters stood outside the door of the Head doctor that was in charge of their care. Misaka 16566 politely knocked.
“Komm herein” came from a voice on the other side of the door. Misaka 16566 opened the door and all eight sisters quietly filed into the office. The name plate on the desk read Doktor Hermann Schroedinger.
“Ah girls, I was told that you wanted to see me? Would this be in regards to the events that occurred a couple days ago, no?”
“Yes, Herr Doktor. All of my sisters and myself would like to apologize for our improper behavior the other night Misaka 16566 says with feelings of great remorse. We caused you and your staff extra work. All eight sisters knelt down and with their foreheads touching the floor in a dogeza pose. “For this we are so very sorry” all eight sisters said in unison.
Their action surprised the doctor. While he did some study of Japanese culture to better understand his patients, this was a first for him.
“Girls, girls please stand up. I accept your apology.”
The sisters all stood up and Misaka 17497 who had been carrying two envelopes approached the doctor. “Herr Doktor, could you please have this mailed for us? asks Misaka 17497 with knowledge that the doctor may not be in a favor granting mood due to the sisters recent behavior. You may deduct the cost of postage from our allowance.”
The doctor took the C4 sized envelope and noticed that it was addressed to Misaka Mikoto c/o Tokiwadai Middle School Dormitory, District 7, Academy City, JAPAN. “Yes, I’ll have my secretary mail this for you. Is there a reason that you are not just sending an email?” he asked in a perplexed tone.
“Misaka 16566 will attempt to explain realizing that this may be due to cultural differences. In Japan, it is common that when youth make mistakes, they are assigned to write a letter of reflection. The purpose is for them to think through their actions, the resulting effect on others and the consequences for themselves and what individual improvement is required to prevent those actions again.”
“You did this on your own?” the doctor asked sounding impressed.
“Big sister told each of us to write one and send them to her Misaka 16566 must admit to be honest.”
“This occurred during an all-sister meeting. Big sister chastised us severely for what we did. You could say she read us the riot act. She even sent us a head chop over the sister network via Misaka 10032. Misaka 10032 received the head chop from big sister due to the contents of a call she made to big sister. The contents of the call will remain confidential as it is private family matter states Misaka 17497.”
Misaka 17497 then gave the second envelope to the doctor. He noticed that it had his name on it.
“What is this?”
“The sisters translated the letters of reflection originally written in our native language to German for you. We may have made some errors in grammar or usage. Please note that the in the case of differences, the Japanese version takes precedence states Misaka 15975 in an informative tone.
The doctor had a small laugh. “You make it sound like an international treaty.” Then getting serious again he continued.
“My little lambs, I must say while we were surprised by your behavior, our biggest concern was if there would be any long-term consequence to your health. Unfortunately we are still looking into that. The good news is that we have not yet found anything concerning. No one here wants to see to see any of you get sick or injured. Our goal is one day to give you girls the ability to leave this and other clinics around the world to live your own lives. We would not want anything to jeopardize that. I do have one question, why did you act that way?”
“Herr Doktor, this may sound silly and immature to you, but we sisters wanted to join in on the celebration that everyone else was involved with says Misaka 17497. There is a growing feeling among the sisters that we want to learn more and different things. Big sister has been encouraging us to find our own individuality. I myself desire to have more experiences while I can, states Misaka 17497 as she is unsure of her remaining life expectancy.”
“I see. I am ashamed to say we doctors have not taken the time to consider that from your point of view. I promise that I will discuss this with my staff and Dr. Heaven Canceller in Academy City to see what additional activities can accommodate your wished but are still sensible in regards to your condition. I promise to get you an answer by the end of this month. We can then meet again to discuss further.”
“Thank you, Herr Doktor. Misaka 17497 is very happy that our hopes for wider experiences have been acknowledged.
“Herr Doktor, why did you call us little lambs Misaka 14024 respectfully asks as she in intrigued as to the meaning behind it? Is that a reference to Dolly the sheep and therefore an indirect reference to us clones?”
The doctor got up from behind his desk and went out to be among the sisters. He spoke to them in a kindly voice. “The staff and myself use that as a term of endearment. You must understand that we all care for you very much. Sometimes in our training to maintain professional detachment that feeling of care may not always come through. We think of you as our little lambs, which need care and guidance. That would then make us your shepherds who provide you with that care and guidance. We also have another function...” at this point his face became stern and his voice took on a hard edge “and that is to protect our little lambs from the wolves that wish to harm them.”
His face then returned to his kindly demeanor and in a gentle voice asked “Do you have any other questions?”
Misaka 16566 answered for the group “No Herr Doktor, thank for your time.” She made a slight bow and the sisters then filed out of his office and returned to their rooms.
****End of story****