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Chuuya is the type who loves shopping online and even more after the pandemic.
Until one day-
"Ane–San? I ordered your perfume!" Chuuya yelled from the other room.
"What about the dinner?!" She peeked from her room while putting her lipstick. She was preparing herself to go welcome her girlfriend (To let you know her girlfriend is Yosano).
"Oh don't worry, I ordered MC! Three burgers for us!" he said excitedly, "Thank you" she said "When– will the perfume come? I want to try it on before Yosano comes" she shook her shoulders, smiling for her little brother, who's disgusted from her
(He can't be blamed especially when she looks at him as the single brother... But it's not his fault that there is no guy fits his taste!)
"Whatever" he left the couch rolling his eyes.
He can't be jealous from his sister, right? But she has this perfect, slim body and beautiful face, while Chuuya? He can't see anything beautiful or perfect in himself. He's 160cm, the height of most girls but not when he's around Kouyou's friends because he finds himself very short and that bothers him.
Most times he'd leave the party earlier when some men recognizes him while wearing the kimono Kouyou gives him to hopefully not feel awkward... Which did not happen...
His phone started ringing, so he answered without looking at the number "hello?"
"Hello sir, I have your order" Chuuya stared at the ceiling for a moment then snapped "Oh! from McDonald's?" the other line remained silence making Chuuya wonder if he said anything wrong, "Um... No from Victoria's Secret?"
'Oh no' from tiktok started playing inside his head.
He said WHAT?! What did he hear?! Is the guy in the other line laughing at his damn silly mistake?!
(A lovely, sweet reminder from Chuuya & author to not order two things in the same day to avoid such mistakes)
He cursed himself for opening his fucking mouth, he should have said
"Yes ?"
"Ah do you need my location?"
He should have said anything but that!!
"Um, Sir? I need your location please?" Chuuya pinched his temple trying to control his voice "Yes yes, I live in xxx in the street–"
"Uh sir?" The man said in low tune "I think sending the location would be better and easier because I can't hear you well" he can sense the awkward(ness) in the delivery man's voice. Why the hell is he unlucky like this?
He stayed quiet after he slammed his forehead in the wall next to him, he can tell the man is goddamn handsome from his voice, it's all rough but smooth. Are there such men?! "Oh yes I'm sorry, I'm– I'm gonna send it."
When the line ended Chuuya fell on his knees, hid his face with his hands and... SCREAM Kouyou came running "What?! What happen?!"
"Nothing" he stood, glaring at his sister "There is nothing" She leaned to the wall and stared at him with risen eyebrow full of disbelief "Then why were you screaming like a woman just saw a crime scene or WORSE! A disgusting insect!!?" He rose an eyebrow "I'm not afraid of those stuff"
"I know but that was just a metaphor of how scary your scream was" she stood there, leaning on the wall, waiting for him to say anything funny or... doesn't deserve to be like this "I missed things up."
"How?" She walked to him to pat his shoulders "Well– "
After explaining, Kouyou kept blinking, surprised. She tried to find the right words to not make things worse...
Is there worse though?
When the delivery guy came and Chuuya recieved the call "Oh ok I'm coming" he walked down to his car...
In that moment Chuuya hated himself, begged the ground under him to crack open and swallow him.
The Goddamn delivery guy is handsome! He have brown natural messy hair, brown -but red- eyes, he's tall– NO! Giant compared to Chuuya. When he walked to him Chuuya needed to rise his head to look at his face, damn it! He's not tall enough to at least get to his shoulder. Somehow this height difference was... Cute, in his opinion, he can hide between his tall arms. Hell those long fingers can wrap his thighs and waist. Maybe they can go deep...
"Sorry you needed to come down to receive your order sir" he smiled to him and... WAIT... Chuuya -this time- played 'internally screaming' because the guy in front of him has... Has... He has dimples!!
'He... Have DIMPLES!'
"Oh no, no need to apologise. I wanted to come" what the hell did he say?! Again?!
"Um... Ok? There you go" he handed him his order, smiling for him one last time before turning back to his car
"What happened?" He looked at her. Trying to understand the guy who was in front of him was real.
"I just met handsome guy"
"And?"
"I got his phone number" he said while smiling to the paper between his fingers. "So you gonna call him tonight?"
"Hell no!" He yelled, "I don't want to mess things up again!" He ran to his room but mumbled loud enough for Kouyou to hear before shutting the door after him "I'm gonna wait until he forgets. Or until I get back my courage" after she heard the door shut, she shrugged and walked back to her room "Good luck then" Kouyou said loud enough for him to hear.
"Thanks Ane-San" He mumbled.
Yosano made a mess out of nowhere, and Kouyou still drink with her as if the house isn't few seconds away from exploding.
He decided to step outside to breathe some fresh air instead of alcohol and perfume from the two ladies inside.
He let his feet lead him wherever they want, until he got to a convenience store. He entered the store and rushed to his favorite section, "Candies and Sweets", he walked in and looked for his favorite pocky in chocolate flavor. It was the only bearable flavor compared to the others.
Once he found what he looked for, he kneeled down to pick few packs from their roof but something tall hit his shoulder followed by something heavy almost broke open his skull.
"Hey-?!" He screamed but stopped once he got a glimpse of the person who almost crushed into him. "I'm really, really sorry sir! I didn't see you since I was looking up. Does it hurt? Should we visit the hospital to check?" He stared at the tall figure for minutes until he decided to snap out from his world and speak up before the poor man thinks he broke him. "Don't worry" he started, "it's not that bad actually I, at least, still able to talk haha"
When he felt his joke was lame enough to be understood wrongfully, he decided to slam his mouth in front of the man before he force himself to stand up and walk away, leaving the pockies he wanted behind. Just for today.
When he got to the park and sit on the swing, he finally gave himself the chance to breath out of relief. "That was dangerous" he mumbled.
"It definitely was" A voice from back answered making Chuuya jump from his place and give the stranger a nice and warm punch, dropping him on his ass. Chuuya looked at the figure on the ground and gasped.
Instead of helping him he yelled at him "the fuck were you thinking about?! I almost killed you!!"
"I guess you already did" he said giggling, Chuuya couldn't push himself to punch him again, he instead sit behind him and pulled his knees close to his chest. "Does it hurt?" he asked.
He smiled at Chuuya and said with a small but breathtaking smile "I am now"
Chuuya was dazzled by his smile but then remembered something very VERY important "What is your name?"
He turned to face Chuuya with surprised expression then it softened. He said no word but he pulled a pack of Chuuya's favorite pocky and pulled one piece.
He put a side in his mouth, and leaned forward with sparkling eyes not breaking contact with Chuuya's. He found himself leaning forward and putting the free side in his mouth.
They started biting until their lips were few strings apart. Chuuya watched him lean forward and let his whole body taste the soft and warm kisses he left on his lips before whispering between their parted lips "Dazai, Osamu Dazai"
"Dazai" Chuuya repeated after him breathlessly, before Dazai giggles and leans forward again to kiss Chuuya's lips again.