Archive of Our Own

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Park Seonghwa:

House: Slytherin

Quote that explains them: "Ive come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck"

-Inside jokes

-protective af

-is made fun of for knitting but knits comfy sweaters for his boyfriends

-will play with your hair

-will lightly tease the others

-"Wooooooyoung did you buy me dark chocolate like I asked?"

Kim Hongjoong:

House: Ravenclaw

Quote that explains them: *downs red bull* "I can figure this out"

-not super into Quidditch but dyed his hair red to support Wooyoung

-has not actually read a actual book in forever

-will be seen doodling all over his notebook

-will draw on his boyfriends arms

-spends 20 minutes writing a reply to a supposedly simple question

-bit of a overthinker

-hot tea tho

Jeong Yunho:

House: Hufflepuff

Quote that explains them: "Excuse me sir that is my emotional support hufflepuff"

-blanket burrito baby

-does keep a Polaroid camera and has a box full of pictures of his boyfriends

-makes up stories that Jongho writes down for him

-honeycomb

-"I saved us a compartment on the train just for the eight of us!"

Kang Yeosang:

House: Slytherin

Quote that explains them: "I don't care who the IRS sends Im not paying taxes!"

-ChAoTiC

-planning to overthrow capitalism is a normal tuesday

-almost always has to the answer to any question

-"I did the homework during class while everyone else was doing that stupid assignment"

-will sit in front of the glass window and watch the squid go by back and forth

-has found ways to sneak into the Gryffindor common room because Wooyoung needed cuddles

Choi San:

House: Slytherin

Quote that explains them: "Dont say a word" "Fergalicious" "I said no words" "Oh I see. Two weeks ago playing scrabble its not a word and now suddenly it is a word because its convenient for you"

-the softest boy you will ever meet

-will totally play rock paper scissors instead of listening to the teacher

-instead of telling his boyfriends he loves them, he will send them a howlers like "I LOVE YOU SO FREAKING MUCH MY TINY ITTY-BITTY LITTLE BABY HONGJOONG!" so that he gets his point across and everyone knows that the others are taken

-but will also send really sweet notes with a little gift attached to it under the name "secret admirer" just to see his boyfriends smile and blush (everyone knows that he is the secret admirer, but let him have his fun because they think it's cute)

-Will stay up late practicing quidditch with Wooyoung because it makes him happy

Song Mingi:

House: Hufflepuff

Quote that explains them: "How would you like your coffee?" "As dark as my soul" "So a vanilla latte with extra cream and sugar?" "Yes Please!"

-will give everyone hugs all the time

-plans study dates and then forces everyone to come because "no one is failing astrology on my watch!"

-Constantly wears the sweaters Seonghwa knits him even if its 102* outside

-"Oh how terrible would it be if one of my wonderful boyfriends came here and cuddled me"

Jung Wooyoung:

House: Gryffindor

Quote that explains them: "Soooo Im having a barbecue in the forbidden forest, who wants in?"

-Is the cuddliest boy because known of his boyfriends are in his house

-glasses

-keeper on the Gryffindor Quidditch team

-has made handshakes with each of his boyfriends

-has a box hidden in his trunk stuffed full with snacks and candy

-"I JUST HEARD FROM BECK WHO HEARD FROM DAMION WHO HEARD FROM DELPHINE WHO HEARD FROM...."

-always makes sure to have everyones favorite snack ready and fully stocked

Choi Jongho:

House: Ravenclaw

Quote that explains them: "Yes, the cow- and what kind of cow is it again? Thats right, a chocolate milk cow. That is obviously very important to the question."

-Procrastination station

-constantly singing or humming, it annoys other ravenclaws when they're trying to study sometimes

-has like a million and one movie quotes memorized and will reference media at any point