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Dream, reasonably, does not like pumpkins.
He thinks he is reasonable in this endeavor, for pumpkins were far too orange and far too big to be natural. Pumpkins are Satan's shit growing in the ground, he believes. If Satan shat orange shit that is.
Either way, Dream is very reasonable when it comes to pumpkins.
He is very reasonable with his hate of them. For one, they were orange. Second, they were far too big. And three, they had seeds. Seeds, he would say, are the spawn of everything evil.
Somehow, he finds himself carving pumpkins anyway with his two new friends he’s gotten unreasonably attached to.
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“SAPNAP DON’T THROW THE PUMPKIN SEEDS-”
“Why not GEORGE-”
“1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6-”
“THAT WHY-”
“SORRY??”
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Needless to say, Dream does not like pumpkins.