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101 ways to avoid writing the sports fest - no. 61

Summary:

Writer's technique #61, activate!

Pro hero Santa Claus is arrested.

Notes:

(See the end of the work for notes.)

Work Text:

Mic's voice rang out across the stadium.

 

“PLEASE WELCOME... CLASS 1-A OF THE HERO COURSE!!” 

 

The crowd roared as 1-A received hateful glares from the other competitors. 

 

“AND THE OTHER GUYS ARE HERE TOO. NOW, TO BEGIN! WE HAV- HUH? ...WAIT- WHAT’S THIS? W-WHAT?! W- WE’VE RECEIVED WORD THAT SANTA CLAUS HAS BEEN ARRESTED FOR BREAKING AND ENTERING!” 

 

"No... it- it can't be!" Tears streaked down Izuku Midoriya's face like tiny little water versions of sonic the hedgehog. 

 

A deathly hush fell over the audience, as taxis crashed through walls and waitresses dropped food orders in horror. 

 

A small pink trike exploded. 

 

In the end, the sports festival had to be cancelled as a national day of mourning was ordered by the prime minister.

Notes:

So, the Ignite discord server hates writing the sports fest. It's a pain. So after knocking our heads together, we managed to come up with a list of ways to avoid writing it.

This is the 61st method.