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k_bbanghoon is live!
“hey everyone!” younghoon spoke into his microphone. he watched as his chat greeted him, asking what he’s done before streaming.
“i’m fine chat, besides we have guests today!” he cheered happily, fixing his messy fringe on camera.
downforyourlove: oh my god how are you so attractive
breaking_dawn: HOONIE WHOS THE GUEST FOR TODAY
cl0ver donated 100 bits!
younghoon chuckled at his chat’s enthusiasm as he was arranging his display; the genshin screen soon appearing as his chat and facecam was moved to the left of the screen. a small raccoon and bunny chibi on the bottom right of the screen appearing.
“any guesses now on who’s joining me today, chat?” the pings enthusiastically continued, many viewers guessing on who it is.
sunsunsun: OH GOD YOURE STREAMING WITH YOUR BOYFRIENDS
4EVA: *vomit noises*
savage_ego: younghoon and sunwoo’s getting their asses beat again
L0U gifted 10 subs!
younghoon chuckled skimming thru his chat, the ding of the discord call echoing. “thank you for the 10 gift subs L0U!”
“someone gave you gift subs?!” a loud voice screeched, the little raccoon chibi lighting up as the voice continued to bicker. “shush sun!” another voice appeared, softer as the bunny chibi lit up.
“alright loves, please introduce yourselves to my chat” younghoon says, clasping his hands together. “but doesn’t your chat know us already?” the voice behind the raccoon chibi spoke. “shush babe.” younghoon snaps back teasingly.
“hi!” the sweeter and calmer voice greets, the bunny chibi lighting up as he spoke. “i’m jacob, most of you guys must know me already but for those who don’t, i’m younghoon’s older boyfriend! nice to meet you all!”
L0U: AWWWW this is so cute wh
sunsunsun: let’s get ready for sunwoo
a throat clears, the raccoon chibi lighting up. “hello hi what’s up- i’m sunwoo, jacob and younghoon’s younger boyfriend! LETS WATCH HOONIE HYUNG LOSE THE 50/50 WOOOOOOOO”
jacob snorted as younghoon fumed, younghoon’s chat going wild.
giddy_up: LMAO
airless: NO WAY SUNWOO SLANDERS YOUNGHOON TOO
0808977 donated 200 bits!
“alright chat please calm down, mods how’s the stream?” younghoon asked. “who’s modding for today hoonie?” jacob asks. “minnie and channie hyung are!” sunwoo exclaimed, the banging of sweater paws to a desk heard.
qminnie: sunwoo are you fucking watching younghoon’s stream so you have an excuse to stare at him?
newest_new: disgusting bunch of simps
“looks like chanhee and changmin already knew about you watching our hoonie’s stream sunwoo.” jacob said, voice light while younghoon laughed. “hmph its not my fault our boyfriend’s so pretty.”
oneandonlyboy: AWWWWWWWW
airless: me and who
downforyourlove: GOD I WANT WHAT THESE HOMOS HAVE
younghoon laughed reading the chat before opening the game, the door to teyvat opening and soon, the seven elements loading screen. on the stream popped up younghoon’s current party; ningguang on the field and three other characters (klee, zhongli and bennett) displayed on the righthand side.
“alright chat! its time to do the ritual~” younghoon claps as he teleported to the waypoint at the narukami shrine, jacob speaking up as his chibi lights up once again.
“hoonie, i love you but you’re gonna end up spending a hundred thousand won again.” “cobbie hyung’s right-“ sunwoo agreed, the raccoon lighting up along with the bunny as jacob hums. “you have shit luck.”
younghoon scoffed at his boyfriends before walking to the fortune stall, interacting with the npc as the screen showed a fortune slip being pulled. “we’ll see about that.” the tallest grumbled, doe eyes focusing on the screen.
“OPEN IT OPEN IT OPEN IT” sunwoo chanted, the raccoon lighting up as the youngest chanted. “fine, we’ll see who has shit lu—“
“misfortune” appeared boldly at the top part of the screen.
sunwoo and jacob (who has joined in on viewing his younger boyfriend stream from the comfort of his own home office/studio a hallway away from younghoon and sunwoo’s gaming rooms) started to cackle, their chibis lighting up with life as younghoon’s chat started to spam the pepelaugh emote, along with chanhee and changmin abusing their mod powers by spamming younghoon’s “fuck.” emote. younghoon on the other hand, groaned, burying his face into his hands in misery.
“i swear to god this game hates me.” he deadpanned. jacob and sunwoo were still laughing at their boyfriend’s pain before jacob started to speak again, wheezing. “this— is just trying to prevent your gambling addiction.”
“changminnie hyung please link mine and cobbie hyung’s twitch channels in chat!” sunwoo interjects, recovering from his laughing fit. “who knows you guys might see younghoon sing on my channel~” jacob singsonged.
qminnie: twitch.tv/baebae_
qminnie: twitch.tv/sunshinoo
newest_new: YEAH younghoon let people hear you sing
0808977: YOUNGHOON CAN SING??
4EVA: jacob please post a cover with younghoon PLEASE
“you know my voice is only for you two to hear.” younghoon says, reading as the chat begged to hear younghoon sing. “yeah but wouldn’t the viewers love to see you sing?” jacob retaliated.
“you know chat-“ sunwoo stated. “younghoonie hyung’s voice sounds so sweet, he can easily lull you to sleep and it sounds so relaxing and nice and pretty just like our younghoonie~”
qminnie: you three are disgusting- but yes chat younghoon’s a great singer
airless: YOUNGHOON SING RIGHT NOW
cl0ver: show us!
the pings of the chat insisted as jacob and sunwoo (to younghoon’s dismay) started to chant along. “fine, fine-“ younghoon groaned and caved in. “i’ll sing a little right now BUT JUST FOR NOW!” the raccoon and bunny lit up as his boyfriends cheered before clearing his throat.
“so whenever you ask me again, how i feel; please remember, my answer is you~”
“WAAAAAAAAAH OUR HOONIE IS SO PRETTY” jacob sobbed-cheered as sunwoo hooted. “YOUNGHOONIE HYUNG I LOVE YOU”
bb_pow: wah younghoon’s voice is so pretty! jacob post covers with him soon!
L0U: crying screaming throwing up rn
“ah great, chat’s all giddy now because of you two.” younghoon says. he was greeted by jacob’s laugher and sunwoo cooing at his boyfriends as younghoon pulled up the gatcha page, the raiden shogun’s banner shown.
“ALRIGHT!” younghoon announces, clasping his hands together. “i have ten thousand primogems at the moment and maybe some emergency funds-“ younghoon pauses to show the amount of genesis crystals he had purchased beforehand, a whopping 20,000. “KIM YOUNGHOON!” jacob gasps. “you spent that much money?!” younghoon laughed sheepishly as sunwoo laughed once again. “cobbie, baby, its the raiden shogun. anything for the raiden shogun.”
“yeah cobbie hyung! its the raiden shogun!” sunwoo says, backing younghoon as jacob sighed in defeat. “these boys and their gambling addictions-“
“shall we do the first ten pull chat?” younghoon asked. “i’m on around… 55 pity anyways.”
L0U: BET
0808977: LETS GO HOON
“watch hoonie get a 4 star.” jacob argued. “no hyung’s gonna get a bunch of 3 stars.” sunwoo says.
everyone watched younghoon click the 10 pull button, the gatcha animation playing. the star turns gold, and younghoon screams.
“WHAT THE FUCK- I’M BARELY AT SOFT PITY?” younghoon gawks in shock. “wh- what’s happening?” sunwoo asks. younghoon clicks through the 3 stars as jacob goes into an eternal monologue.
“now, this is why we never fuck with gatcha games. its gonna give you false hope.” the bunny chibi lights up. “sayu came home!” younghoon cheered as the character splash art appears. the boy proceeded to click again, this time, the raiden shogun’s splash art appears.
“LET’S FUCKING GO!” younghoon hooted. his chat was pinging like crazy, cheering. “what happened to hoonie hyung’s luck?” sunwoo gasped. “wha- is today younghoon’s lucky day?” jacob questioned.
younghoon however, was in a very euphoric state, laughing in glee. “MISFORTUNE MY ASS! MY BAD LUCK STREAK ENDS TODAY CHAT!”
younghoon proceeded to click again, another 3 star appearing until the raiden shogun’s splash art appears once again.
“WHAT” jacob screamed. “YOUNGHOON HYUNG?” sunwoo exclaimed. younghoon had taken off his headset and was jumping around the background, screaming in victory. after his little victorious ceremony, he sat in his chair again and placed on his headset.
“lesson of today chat, always fuck with gatcha games.” younghoon says into the microphone. he clicked once more for keqing’s splash art to appear, covering his mouth in shock as jacob and sunwoo started to scream as well.
“did you just- did you just get three 5 stars in one ten pull?” jacob gawked. “what the fuck.” sunwoo muttered.
fuck with gatcha games indeed.